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inedible
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50

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If you're in or near Camden perhaps you'd like some daytime fun?
I have access to a completely empty floor of an office near Camden station and would love to entertain a lady there - do something more interesting with your lunch hour smile
Discretion assured, privacy no problem.
I'm 31, in pretty good shape, average-to-better-than-average looks and have a photo available on request.
She'd have the obvious advantage of knowing where I live.
Oh, and before someone makes the obvious joke, no, my cooking is most definately not inedible. smile
Hi
I'm stuck at home this evening and wouldn't mind some female company. I have a traditional Lancashire hotpot cooking in the oven, care to join me for dinner? I'm in north east London, close to the A406 at Whipps Cross.
The deal is that you have to bring the dessert, I'm not a fussy eater so you shouldn't have a problem finding something I like. Best suggestion gets as much hotpot as they can eat.
Replies with photos preferred.
(Dinner's ready in about 2 hours, if you're hungry, best get mailing)
"much less important" is not the same as "not important at all".
A blonde supermodel with the brains of a herring is not an ideal candidate. Neither is Edwina Currie. Somewhere in the middle is a nice balance.
You know, that's a very good idea.
Male, and slightly embarrased redface
Hi
I'm looking for 5 days of daytime adult satisfaction starting next Monday. The right lady can expect to be treated very well indeed.
Ideally you'll live in or near north or north east London. Looks, height, weight, size and shape are much less important than enthusiasm and a nice smile.
I'm 30, in good shape and professional. I can accomodate or travel. If replying a photo is a must. If you're up for it, you can walk away with a set of photos of the experience.
Looking forward to your replies...
Few people admit to wanting to eat them often but, deep down, you want them every day. And sometimes with curry sauce.
I'm staying in a hotel near Bolton over the weekend and I'd like a lady to keep me company.
About me: I'm 30, average-to-better-than-average looking, in good shape with wide shoulders, light brown hair, dark brown eyes. I'm a little over 5'11" tall, solvent but not stupid ;) I'm more looking for company than anything else but, if we hit it off, who knows?
About you: You're a light or non-smoker, you don't end sentences with "innit?". Looks, height, weight and hair colour mostly unimportant though I like a smaller figure. That said, I prefer wit, intelligence and a nice voice to Miss World wannabes.
I have a photo or two available on request, but please have one of yourself available.