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jackdusty121
Over 90 days ago
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I love NIN, ever have done since Pretty Hate Machine in the early nineties, you were about 7/8 then! wink
Unfortunately I don't have a partner and don't have anything (suitable :twisted: ) to wear to a NIN gig and I'm in Staines on business tomorrow :cry:
Bugger, bugger, bugger! evil
Well hope its a great gig, would love to see them, have fun.
Bye
JD
Pardon my ignorance but what is GFZ? And why are they pseudo?
And if there's beer needsadrinkin just give me a shout. wink
Quote by B_Girl
a bit harsh on sean smackbottom
:happy: :swingingchair:

I think that was awind up if you look at the very last line.
As a straight male looking for new and 'interesting' lady friends I thought it was refreshingly honest and must surely appeal to (most) women more than the usual exaggerated rubbish that you see in the 'latest' section.
WARNING: thread highjack in bound:
any comments on mine as we're all in a mood for mutual support (not as good as Fabio's) 306654
Cheers JD
Right, now that I've sussed out how to post on the forum I'm trying to figure out the chat room bit.
How do I register my nickname?
I've read the instructions about /ns REGISTER etc. but where do I actually write that stuff on the java applet loading screen?
Heeeellp please confused
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I have to lose weight for medical reasons so no chance of staying the weight I am (and I'm not "too" bad).
sad
C x

if thats you in your avator pic then you dont need to lose anything you look dam sexy biggrin
sharron
Yep. I'll second that :D
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Signing off now, got a date with Rosey Palm and her five sisters at a Barclays Bank! :twisted:
JD x

Wouldn't it have just been easier to say you're off for a wank? rolleyes :lol2:
T-J
No, I am off to do a 'job' on my local Barclays Bank with the rest of my (all female) crew, Rosey Palm is the getaway driver! :twisted:
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Just looked at your profile and if you're occupation is correct you'd better get in line and stand by to stand by coz you are now in the hallowed company of an ex Senior Service member and not that unruly and ill-disciplined rabble of mud covered, worm omelette eating pongoes!!! :twisted:
So pipe down pip-squeak and cackle your shackle shipwreck!!! biggrin

Senior Service? Pah! Give me the Royal Marines anyday :twisted: hump blast :evil2:
And you leave old Fred alone you big bully . . . he's not a bad soul considering he was ONLY in the Army :grin:
T-J
Another ex member? A green lid? Well I doff my chutney ferret to you sar!
If we're not careful we'll turn this thread into Forces Reunited!
Any way, back to more pressing matters, Calista you're well hot and any time you want to get in touch with me have no hesitation in doing so!
Signing off now, got a date with Rosey Palm and her five sisters at a Barclays Bank! :twisted:
JD x
Whats the routine with PMs? Do you wait to be asked to PM someone or do you just ping them out to someone if you're interested in talking 'off-air' with them?
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If you near Hull and want a good fuck, NSA, get in touch.
MSN me at
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I would love to = take no notice of this lot = they are passed it lol
Just give me time to get my Zimmer out the garage and I will be with you .
Fred (on six legs)
Easy tiger, who you saying is past it?
Just looked at your profile and if you're occupation is correct you'd better get in line and stand by to stand by coz you are now in the hallowed company of an ex Senior Service member and not that unruly and ill-disciplined rabble of mud covered, worm omelette eating pongoes!!! :twisted:
So pipe down pip-squeak and cackle your shackle shipwreck!!! biggrin
mmmh, hope I didn't break another 'rule' there, I wasn't implying you divulge your home address to me after only 2 posts! Hence the last orders reference, thought the convention might be to meet up with a person first in a public place to make sure their not some kind of crazy loon :shock: ! See I was thinking only of your safety first! smile Oh and mine of course, like I say new to this - you might be some 50 year old bloke for all I know surprised !
Although I can't imagine many 50 year old blokes having a body like yours biggrin !
JD x
I'll get in the car right now, just pm me with details of where you want to meet in Derbyshire (better be quick to beat last orders - gotta fit a shower in and decide what to wear too! cool
Just gonna post this to see if my new avatar works, not that its particularly inspiring but hey?
Hello Calista,
Sorry if I'm breaking any conventions by butting into what seems to be a 'date' being arranged now between you and Nomadsoul, bit gutted I missed out there but I am an IT monkey confused and I've only just realised that registering on the site isn't the same as registering on the forum. Anyway I have done so now and now I can post biggrin .
Gotta say, I am very taken by your avatar, sadly haven't figured out how to get a wee picture of me on here yet but I have an ad in the photo-ads bit (306654) with a couple of pics on.
I am 32, clean, trimmed, (properly) single - not just an errant husband/boyfriend etc, new to this 'scene' and in the east Midlands if you're interested in getting in touch at some other point in the future?
Sadly sad I have no 'references' as this is my first time wink to swinging. But you gotta start somewhere I guess. Would love to hear from you, bye for now.
JD