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james_121
Over 90 days ago
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What is 'gonzo' stuff? Probably showing my ignorance here, but I've seen the name around, just not sure what it involves?
'Count Fuckula'? Sorry, I forgot, must be sensitive and nice. Ummmm, 'King Ding-a-ling'. Sorry, there I go again, I'm really struggling with this non-pervy thinking. sad
Honestly! Some people! You try to help and then they throw it back in your face! wink
How about 'Dashing Dave' or 'Mr Massage' or to follow on with Mrs davej's thinking, perhaps 'Sir Limp-a-lot'?
How about 'The Hertfordshire Hammerer' (maybe a bit long) or 'Big Demon Dave', or maybe 'Debauchery Dave'.
Hmmm it's not easy, especially as I'm trying to steer clear of the hedgehog references for now!
I agree, for a start you need plenty of cum to make a good porn film, the more the better IMO!!
Some porn is very amusing so you're not alone WBB, especially some of the older "I'm here to fix your plumbing" 'handlebar moustache' cliched stuff! More of a one to watch with your mates for a laugh than something to turn you on.
Hi MrsFC, don't worry, if this is a madhouse I'm going to fit in very very well! biggrin
Well I'm signing off for today now, thanks to all those who were so welcoming on my first day!
See you in the morning wave
So very much along the lines of bizarre sci-fi storyline based porn for you then.
Personally I'm more of a straight into the hardcore action kind of a guy, I don't really buy the videos or DVDs for the acting skills on show! wink Jenna Jameson makes up for having to use the ffw button in Flashpoint though.
And Jonathan Ross too!?! :shock:
That's got to be the best film synopsis I've ever read! "Gawp at the aboriginal gang bang of death. Scream at the massive masturbating mantackle monster." lol
One handed typing can play havoc with your mouse control wink
ps. Sorry for hijacking the thread, i couldn't resist!
Orgies in the lead so far then with 45% of the votes (not overly surprising I guess given the nature of this site).
So who else can recommend some good ones to watch? Surely I'm not the only one with a bit of a collection at home!?! wink
Hiya MISSCHIEF, thanks for the friendly welcome! Having spent more or less the whole day on here today, I definitely will be sticking around and having fun! I feel more at home by the minute wink
If I had a digital camera, I would gladly enter my arse for the competition (take that whichever way you want wink ).
Sadly though, i will have to sit this one out due to my lack of technology. I suppose I could attempt scanning it, but I don't fancy picking out the shards of glass from such an intimate area!
You've got my vote Clare.
As the Guinness men put it so well, good things come to those who wait, so he shouldn't mind you getting to fulfil you're fantasy first as I'm sure his turn will be just round the corner.
So, to those of you who've voted, got any good titles we should all be looking out for?
To those of you who haven't, what are you waiting for!?! wink
To start us off, I think that Flashpoint with Jenna Jameson is a good one if you're after a bit of storyline too, cracking lesbian scene in the restaurant toilets to go with it!
Hi Neil, I actually have a girlfriend (not only that but an older woman just to score me a few more points wink ), although she doesn't know I'm on here! Naughty me!
Anyway, it's been fun on my first morning so far, looking forward to lots more in the future with all you lot on here.
Hi dazandlou, thanks for the welcome message.
Nice to see some local faces on here, I was starting to think it was all Northerners (not that there's anything wrong with you lovely lot up there!).
Just out of interest, what is everyone's favourite sort of porn?
Personally i love watching porn, especially lebian, orgies and creampies.
But what's your fave?
Thanks bluexxx, and hi to you and Helen and Warwick.
In response to you Helen, to be honest I don't know what I'm looking for from this site, but as I said I'm very open minded so I thought it would be good to chat to people who were into something a bit different.
Just thought seeing as I've just registered that I'd come and say hi to all of you out there!
My name's James (as you may have guessed!), I'm 20 from Surrey and very open minded, so when I came across this website a few days ago and liked what I saw I thought I'd sign up. Don't worry, I'm not one of those guys thinking they can just come on and get an easy fuck, I'm just interested in the culture and way it all works, and where better than by chatting to some of you who do it.
Look forward to talking to some of you soon,
James
ps. Sorry mods if this is in the wrong forum!