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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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I really need to get my butt into gear Quote by Lissa
I'm in a REALLY good mood today, so I'll be even nicer!
If you are REALLY in a good mood and want to be REALLY nicer, how do you fancy paying for my car tax
Suppose i'd better get up the post office and sort it :cry: Back later lissa xxxxxx
Many years ago i could bend iron bars over my manhood but these days i struggle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my wrists have gone weak!!! :lol:
Quote by Serendipity
So, £50 Jesster or the socks and the cocks get it!!
Ok, Ok But i need time to get the unmarked notes together!! (stalling tactic :wink: Well it works in the films
) dont hurt the socks, or more importantly the cocks
Oh and i want to see and talk to them to make sure they are allright before i hand over the money :lol:
Socks!! Cocks!! what did i drink last night
Went to put the ransom in my single sock and would you believe it!! its disappeared!!! Has Serendipity chanced upon another of my socks to double the ranson
:lol:
:D A certain lady makes me feel like a man with 2 cocks :D
Went to put the ransom in my single sock and would you believe it!! its disappeared!!! Has Serendipity chanced upon another of my socks to double the ranson
:lol: Quote by Lissa
Jesster has TWO cocks?????????
Bugger.................never noticed that out Dogging.....................all that prospective DP I've missed out on :cry:
:D A certain lady makes me feel like a man with 2 cocks :D
Quote by Serendipity
I've done a lot of research on this and I believe that the conclusive answer is Cleethorpes
I cant believe that one of my socks have ended up in Cleethorpes
What worries me is that you have done the research and found one of me socks to Cleethorpes :shock:
Any chance you can reunite a lost sock with its partner :lol:
Quote by Lissa
I don't allow just anything to be used on the bike you know! Crystal Glo acrylic polish and AutoGlym Extra Gloss sealant for the bodywork. Solvol Aotosol on all the metal. Armorall on all the black plastics and rubber!
Not that I'm fussy or anything
Love it when you talk dirty Lissa Gloss for the bodywork
plastics!! Rubber!!!! Quote by Lissa
So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??
The odd sock never goes away! It just stays hidden until you throw the matching sock away!! then it reappears
Ah....................but where does it go to hide?
Is there a parallel universe filled with single socks....................a kind of footwear swinging heaven?
where does it go to hide? that is the question! One to which we will never know the answer!!!
If my socks are swinging without me, i want to know why am i being left out!! do my socks think my feet smell?? Do my socks feel they are too big for me?? Do they think they are better than me?? Maybe i need smaller socks!!! Maybe i need to drink less on a Friday night :lol:
Quote by Lissa
Pete's gone to bed early because he's doing overtime tomorrow :cry:
I'm wide awake, I'm bored, so entertain me
Let's make this a silly, talk about the first thing that comes into your head thread
What do I want to talk about? Socks....................or more specifically, socks with holes in the toes. Why is it always your big toe that makes the hole? Even if you keep your toemails cut short you STILL end up with a hole.......................and then your toe pokes through, your sock gets tighter around your toe.............and it hurts! So what do you do with holey socks? Darn them or bin them?
Damn Lissa you must be bored
Wake Pete up tp save us :lol: We all love ya really :D Oh i almost forgot Bin them!! I dont do darning :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Oh and Jim_Yorks only 3/10 for the bomb in the jacuzzi - sorry no finesse at all there lmao
Oh yeah i forgot about that
very funny, nearly took my head off :shock:
i give you 10 outa 10 personally
I'd give 10/10 for the way he managed to hurl himself into the middle to avoid taking anyones head off :lol:
