
Quote by daverover
I know it gets annoying when people dont show/cancel at the last moment....but im sure many of them have legitimate reasons, whatever they may be, or simply arent up for it at the time. Panic often sets in that your on the way to meet a lunatic...
Quote by celticq
I did recently meet Mr "Palmolive Liquid Moisturising Soap with Shea Butter".
For anyone who has not used the product its got an over active squiter - the stuff that comes out is quite thick and creamy put you only have to touch it slightly and it shoots right out past you and into the sink.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Thats the spirit !!idiots are everywhere in every walk of life , theyre just easier to spot in a darkened carpark .
By the way in future if anyone wants to know how to tell when Jomu is being sarcastic the best way to tell is if he has typed anything .
Quote by Silk and Big G
Pms have nothing to do with dogging really :-)
Quote by lickmidick2002
or have the idiots drove everyone away?
I went to a well known doggin spot near west brom last week and the amount of single guys with lights on full beam scared me so wot the fuck it does to couples is beyond me. It seems that genuine respectfull doggin blokes such as meself are being tarred with the same brush as the idiots who i have seen takin pics, tryin car doors when cples are showin and bein downright arseholes
Man it pisses me off cos it spoils it for everyone including the couples who use the sites and themselves
Thoughts on a postcard please
Quote by sexy sue
hello ,what happening 2 dogging is it only a summer time thing i love the summer time , but also like to perfrom in the car weather wet or cold so come on keep it going love sexy sue xxx
Quote by amalthea
I'd be interested in attending..never been before could be fun. Thanks Steph.
Quote by Lissa
Oh...........and anyone calling me any of those endearments would get a kick in the crotch...............or the kneecap if they were over 5ft5
Quote by little gem
WENT TO A PARTY, MUM
I went to a party,And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum, Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say; This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, MUm Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven, Put "Mummy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be here, alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum, 'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments now, And I feel so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum, As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"
So I love you and good-bye.
by MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers)
Quote by DreamerHelen
Just to say ladies that I can vouch for Jesster, he is a lovely man and you'd do well to team up with him....
I would do but I'm already "teamed up" with someone