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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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I aint been anywhere and i still cant get an escort :cry:
But ive still got a few days so i aint given up biggrin
Quote by daverover
I know it gets annoying when people dont show/cancel at the last moment....but im sure many of them have legitimate reasons, whatever they may be, or simply arent up for it at the time. Panic often sets in that your on the way to meet a lunatic...

dunno
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I think what sex is trying to say is that when you are meeting someone for the first time and you dont really know them. They could turn out to be anyone! and you can bottle out of the meeting! I felt like that meeting one couple once, but i went for it and as it turned out they were a nice couple and we had a great time biggrin
Quote by DreamerHelen
Or do you just let rip when the guy or woman is down there?

Thanks helen thats the best laugh ive had all night when i read that line lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
So my question is, does anyone else do groping in their sleep without knowing dunno

:dunno:
live on my own so only myself to grope lol if i do i dont know cos i'm asleep :lol:
Think i need to get on my knees and ask the single ladies if they will take me by the hand and lead me through the doors smile
Dont like to pm the ladies but i think its the only chance i have wink
give it another day or two :)
Oi vicky :) remember me :) please take pity on me and lead me in lol
I'm the quiet guy in the corner :wink:
would love to meet up again, but a tuesday :cry: Not a good day for me :cry:
Now friday i am off lol
Quote by KitKat
Eddie, if you bump this one more time, the only thing you are going to be meeting is the toe of my boot right out of the site. biggrin
lhk
Kat

:laughabove: Love it lol
So he didnt take any notice of sexystephs advice :lol:
Quote by celticq
I did recently meet Mr "Palmolive Liquid Moisturising Soap with Shea Butter".
For anyone who has not used the product its got an over active squiter - the stuff that comes out is quite thick and creamy put you only have to touch it slightly and it shoots right out past you and into the sink.

I love your new avatar celtic biggrin I never got to wash your back in Rio's :cry: Maybe next time wink name your soap lol
Well i'm definately friendly and pervy smile
But will a pushbike do dunno
lol
I totally agree with you Lissa.
But thats cos i want to get behind the barricade with you biggrin
Quote by cocknrings
Be careful girls, don't get chapped lips.

As someone said a few weeks back, the ladies like to get a chap on their lips lol
Quote by Lissa
I can vouch for the fact that there is NOTHING wrong with your batteries, Jesster wink

:thumbup: Lissa biggrin
To add to my previous post smile its the genuine people that turn up at the car parks :) in my short time in dogging i have quickly learnt to have some intuition as to who is genuine and who is not. I'm not here to make snap judgements because i go out to my usual haunts and sit and wait to see what happens. But what gets me is the people that advertise to meet on here and dont turn up!! What do they get out of it lol
Thats my rant :) All in all i have met a lot of great people on here and will continue doing so as long as my batteries dont run out biggrin
Quote by Silk and Big G
Well i would take that up with the couple concerned .
If you want success at dogging , go to a carpark :-)

Thats what i do biggrin
and as you say thats what its all about smile
Quote by Silk and Big G
Thats the spirit !! biggrin idiots are everywhere in every walk of life , theyre just easier to spot in a darkened carpark .
By the way in future if anyone wants to know how to tell when Jomu is being sarcastic the best way to tell is if he has typed anything .

:laughabove:
What can i say lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Pms have nothing to do with dogging really :-)

I totally agree with you but when the person/couple ask for emails or pm's then it common courtesy to reply via pm or on the thread !! If they dont reply one way or the other then we soon get the the message and ignore any future posts. And that is what seems to be happening !
Quote by lickmidick2002
or have the idiots drove everyone away?
I went to a well known doggin spot near west brom last week and the amount of single guys with lights on full beam scared me so wot the fuck it does to couples is beyond me. It seems that genuine respectfull doggin blokes such as meself are being tarred with the same brush as the idiots who i have seen takin pics, tryin car doors when cples are showin and bein downright arseholes
Man it pisses me off cos it spoils it for everyone including the couples who use the sites and themselves
Thoughts on a postcard please

Never let the idiots win!!!!! or apathy rules!!!
I guess i am fairly new to all this. Only been been around for a few months. But i have learnt that communication goes a long way. Even though we tend to meet the same couples, not that, thats a bad thing smile But the circle grows biggrin We all know there are a lot of undesireables out there. What i have found is that once you are known then there is a sort of bond that you get with doggers for want of a better way of putting it lol and it becomes a sort of commumity that look out for each other. Especialy with all the chavs about! which i why i guess an arranged meeting has its advantages. At leats the muppets are scared off! they are out numbered lol
hope that makes some sort of sense lol it is saturday night :) my one night in on the beer :D
I dare say jomu will tell me if its a load of bollocks lol
Quote by sexy sue
hello ,what happening 2 dogging is it only a summer time thing i love the summer time , but also like to perfrom in the car weather wet or cold so come on keep it going love sexy sue xxx

Unfortunately it tends to slow down when pm's are not answered!!!
In areas where pm's are answered it is thriving ;-)
I'll bump this meet up if nothing else smile Havent had a chance to talk to the lovely single ladies that are going but there is time yet :)
I can live in hope :)
Quote by amalthea
I'd be interested in attending..never been before could be fun. Thanks Steph.

Will be fantastic to meet you Amalthea.
Steph biggrin
At the moment Steph am planning to come alone...what's the deal if I find a bloke to come along with me (there are a few who may be interested)?
And where (on earth) is the place I don't drive and would need to use public transport?
I'll be travelling up from bedford if i can couple up with a lady to get membership smile so if you need picking up from the train station please feel free to contact me :) Hadnt thought about staying the night but its a possibility :)
At 50 i might be too old lol
Quote by Lissa
Oh...........and anyone calling me any of those endearments would get a kick in the crotch...............or the kneecap if they were over 5ft5 biggrin

rotflmao
I love it Lissa :D
Never mess with a hot sexy midget :P lol
On my way to get knee protectors :lol:
To add to the thread......if a woman asked me to call her a slut or whatever, i wouldnt feel comfortable saying it!!!
Quote by little gem
WENT TO A PARTY, MUM
I went to a party,And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum, Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say; This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, MUm Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven, Put "Mummy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be here, alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum, 'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments now, And I feel so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum, As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"
So I love you and good-bye.
by MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers)

I read a similar poem a few years ago, still got a copy somewhere. It sent shivers down my spine just as it did reading this! Anyone thinking of having a drink and then driving should read this !!!!!!!!
Quote by DreamerHelen
Just to say ladies that I can vouch for Jesster, he is a lovely man and you'd do well to team up with him....
I would do but I'm already "teamed up" with someone biggrin

Awwww Thanks Helen :D Be nice to see you again xxxxx
All i need now is for someone to feel sorry for me and take me under their wing wink
For anyone looking smile I'm young (well not too young at 50 but i dont feel it.....well sometimes i do lol ) free and single. 5ft 10" and a bit, tall, slimish :) with brown hair losing the battle with the grey!
And thanks for the reminder sexysteph. I didnt see the thread till late last night and missed the bit about couples to get in sad
if its not too late and there is room for one more i'd love to pop up and meet a few more from here smile
Here's hoping :) and i'd get to see the gorgeous vicky again biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
Dogging may now only take place outdoors, on a picnic table or under a striped awning - honest!

and even in sub zero temperature biggrin