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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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You'd better remove that mobile number before the mods see it. Not allowed![/quo
The mods are slow tonight lol
3 posts and the mobile No is in 2 of them :doh:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I am, any temp I'm fine to run around pulling a sled. But when was the last time you saw a Husky shagging at minus 5c? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
when do they do it dunno
Quote by markz
quick search of previous posts tells me they are from swansea smile

bit further than boggy jester biggrin
Thats where i'm from mark :) know swansea like the back of my hand :D
Had a strange pm though dunno
Hi Helen
would love to pop down but its my daughters birthday and i'll be the other side of the country that weekend smile
Hope you are well on the mend :)
Jesster xxxxxxx
Quote by markz
jester
unless she stands on a box there's no danger of her hitting your head biggrin

Not my head i'm worried about :D
Whats the saying....the best things come in small packages smile
and Lissa is a Hunny :D
have to try and visit abfab soon smile looks like a nice place.
all i need now is a lady to accompany me biggrin
But i guess i will end up going on my own lol
you need to do what i do Harry and stick to late nights over the weekend smile
Friday and Saturday night is for fun biggrin
Oh.....Lissa, i'm looking forward to getting clouted lol
Quote by markz
harry you need a hobby
how about cycling biggrin

:laughabove:
How ya doing mark smile
quick search of previous posts tells me they are from swansea smile
Quote by donna_hughes69
The famous rutted muddy car park has been tarmac over, hooray, spent ages campaigning for this. Makes dogging so much easier. Now if only we can get support for our tea and coffee stand.
P&D
xx

You would make a fortune selling teaand coffee in this weather biggrin Could have done with a few hot drinks last week :D
That reminds me ! ive got to get the heater sorted out in my car this weekend smile
No fun sitting in a freezing car :)
Quote by Lissa
Can't help with the bi female bit, I'm as straight as a really straight thing, but just wanted to say HI to some fellow Rugby dwellers biggrin

Cant help but wonder.....how straight is a really straight thing ? Is it straight as a really really straight thing..... rotflmao
bolt
before i get a clout lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
...........does that mean that even more doggers will reject the idea of people that just " show " rather than play ? Is it less likely you will be willing to pull the old plonker for the ladies viewing pleasure if the frost is a little close at hand ?

A bit of pulling soon warms things up biggrin
Quote by Lissa
We're with you, hun.
Actions speak louder than words................and they're more fun too.
Wonder if we'll all be frost-bitten in the morning?
biggrin

In the morning !!!! Be bloody frost bitten tonight :shock:
Now where did i put thermal underwear lol
Just realised who Tatty is after Helens post :doh:
Hi Helen smile I hope youre well on the mend xxxx
Did someone mention food and beer biggrin
I'm a dab hand with a brush and roller providing its before the beer lol
Quote by Lissa
Yes, I'll be out to play again this week................doesn't time fly when you're having fun biggrin
As always, it will be late.

It sure does fly :D Gonna be cold but it will soon warm up :P
Jesster xxx
Quote by Pete_sw
I had it about 3 years ago, and no its not nice, woke up one morning to find i had lost all the feeling / use of the right side of my face, I thought I'd had a stroke evil was pretty scary at the time
Anyway, was diagnosed and the eyepatch is because your eye cant blink, so you have to keep it shut or the eyeball dries out (blek) I looked like a cross between the Phantom of the Opera and Captain Hook.
Anyway, the condition cleared up after a while, but I still get severe pains down the right side of my face sometimes and was just wondering if anyone knew if this was normal.
Thanks to Pheonix I am hoping to get an answer off another forum.
Thank you all for your comments though,
xx
Pete

I get severe pain down the right side of my face. Thanfully not too often!! but that is down to neuralgia. Luckily it lasts no longer than around 30 mins but it is absolute agony. Some people get it continually!! If your teeth feel numb when you get the pain then it could be neuralgia!! Most of the pain i get is around the temple area!! Its something to do with the trigeminal nerve if i remember rightl rolleyes
Quote by 34fun
one of my staff had it recently, four weeks before his wedding.
i believe it is stress related ????

Mate of mine had it back when we were in our 20' all had bikes back then and the doc told him it was probably due to the winter wind on his face ( he had an open face helmet and no scarf) He totally recovered after maybe 5 weeks or so.
Having said that a friend of my mother had it in her 50's and she wasnt a biker smile She recovered after about the same time but only about 90% but you wouldnt really notice unless you knew that she had suffered from it.
As to what princess said about it being funny :) I know its not funny for the sufferer at the time, but when my mate had it, we were falling about in a night club! and to make it worse we would make him laugh, making the paralysis stand out even more :twisted:
Quote by Him'nHer
We did one of us having an MMF, but the only thing was I spent so much time doing the director/camaraman bit, it ended up being H shagging the other bloke. I think I only made a couple of appearances in it and got banned from ever doing another one :shock:

still enjoy watching it though :grin:

If ever you get un - banned ! i'd be happy to take on the role as director/cameraman biggrin
Definately a turn on smile Great fun making making the one and only one i've done biggrin
But i've got the only copy and its staying under wraps lol
Quote by Phoenix
Gods teeth..... I would have thought it was advisable to lurk a bit and judge the mood before jumping in with all guns blazing.
I expect his chat up line is similar...... "get ur coat, you've pulled" type.

Done the lurking bit, judged the mood, gun is cocked, got my coat at the ready but still havent put it on lol
Quote by markz
more from manchester!!!!!!!!
just what is it about that place??????????

we need to move oop north markz biggrin
Damn and i turned down a job in manchester as well banghead
Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

Vicky
just invite the lucky participants back to yours
problem solved :smug:
Now why didnt I think of that :shock:
probably too busy to think about it wink
Next time you see me vicky, think :!: and ask biggrin
Quote by Sarah
Anyone good at catching spiders???????????????
If so get over here now............it is living behnid the fireplace plinth and the wall...........and keeps making webs...............someone help...................................

Iv'e got a rolled up newspaper and can travel biggrin
Failing that Calistas method is good, But can they find their way back out dunno and come after you lol