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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by varca
I would brandish an extendable aerial atcha, but all the wrecks in the hood have already lost them, so sadly all I have to threaten is a bent coat-hanger in the vague shape of a rabbit!
Touche!
lp

i'd rather you brandished something else extendable at me actually :twisted:
as for the bent hanger, twist a little.....higher.....no lower.....to your left a bit....
bugga i still can't get a good picture on five :sad:
whips
LP bradishes his brolly at you?? :shock:
:grin:
hey it's very useful up here in the wet north biggrin
whips
Indeedy! :D At their best when the conditions are wet and moist. Don't you find that brollys have a habit of getting rather unpredictable when they are being blown. You never know when they are are going to blow away! Guess it's all in the grip :grin:
It's all in the timing..........gripping hard at the right time to stop it blowing away :smile: Works most of the time but at some point you just know it's gonna blow away lol
Quote by Cicero
Used to love : Torchy the Battery boy

you made that up!!!
lp
Nope! Didn't make it up. It was on in the late 50's. I remember watching it as a youngster. I've only ever met 2 people who remember it. I can still remember the signature tune.
I can remember Torchy :smile: And once again google is my friend lol
Quote by corrie2010
Think I was getting them mixed up as they are 2 seperate programmes Jesster
Its Belle and Sebastian

I get the same prob, It's an age thing wink lol
Quote by corrie2010
Follyfoot!!!!

Now what was the one with dog called Sebasatian and a song about white horses?????

Is the one :smile: Theme tune at least :smile:
Series was called White Horses

Just found the start sequence :smile:
Quote by Marya_Northeast
If you masturbate too often you can't cum anymore.

What is true, is that the volume produced becomes less and you become medically sterile :shock:
You've got to give them little sperms time to muliply lol
As someone once said.....I like to keep my feet on Terra Firma, The more firma the less terra lol
Quote by Bluefish2009
What did I come in here for? dunno
:lol2:
I have a very good memory for everything except names. I recognise faces but can I remember who people are sometimes, nope! Can be rather embarrasing redface

Its happened to me on a few occasions in town and in tescos. Where i see people i used to work with 4 years ago, and can't remember their names for the life of me lol
Yes, I know that feeling all too well.
When I was younger, I used to laugh at my gran when talking to me, she would go through all the grandchildren name before she got to mine, now I have started to do very similar things.
My gran used to do that and now my mum does it :lol: Will be my turn next :lol:
Quote by anais
12cm doesn't go so far lol

Depends where its going :lol:
Got nowhere to go at the moment :lol:
Quote by anais
Mail??? you mean we can get mail here?? Why dont i get any pfffft rolleyes lol

Woohoooooooo nice butt!! :lol: wink
I'm crap at answering mails best of time confused :?
My butt has aged a few years from the last avatar :lol:
I've got more wrinkles on mine :lol:
I wouldn't know :wink: :lol:
Butt would like to find out :wink:
Did you see what i did there as doggy boy would say :lol:
Butt er wouldn't melt in your mouth would it? :lol: :lol:
Butt errrrrr some things would :wink:
Quote by anais
Mail??? you mean we can get mail here?? Why dont i get any pfffft rolleyes lol

Woohoooooooo nice butt!! :lol: wink
I'm crap at answering mails best of time confused :?
My butt has aged a few years from the last avatar :lol:
I've got more wrinkles on mine :lol:
I wouldn't know :wink: :lol:
Butt would like to find out :wink:
Did you see what i did there as doggy boy would say :roll: :lol:
Quote by anais
Mail??? you mean we can get mail here?? Why dont i get any pfffft rolleyes lol

Woohoooooooo nice butt!! :lol: wink
I'm crap at answering mails best of time confused :?
My butt has aged a few years from the last avatar :lol:
Mail??? you mean we can get mail here?? Why dont i get any pfffft rolleyes lol
Quote by varca
What did I come in here for? dunno
:lol2:
I have a very good memory for everything except names. I recognise faces but can I remember who people are sometimes, nope! Can be rather embarrasing redface

Its happened to me on a few occasions in town and in tescos. Where i see people i used to work with 4 years ago, and can't remember their names for the life of me lol
Quote by tweeky

That a nice castle!.....What castle?

Some comedian did a gag about that, but i'm buggered if i can remember who lol It was a while back :lol:
Jasper Carrot wink
See video from 1 min 40 seconds in

Cheers Tweeky :thumbup: Hunted for ages last night and then gave up :lol:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I feel about 25 inside my head.

So do I, but my body doesn't agree with my head lol
Happy Birthday Bouncy :smile:
Quote by Bluefish2009

That a nice castle!.....What castle?

Some comedian did a gag about that, but i'm buggered if i can remember who lol It was a while back :lol:
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Don't know if mine is handsome, but he is definately unemployed at the moment lol

Wot, no cock shot? :cry:
Just uploaded a pic (not a gratuitous cock shot though....yet :lolsmile
Quote by Sarah
Ive been told i'm a tosser dunno :dry: lol

Who told you that then?? :lol:
Now that would be telling :lol:
Don't know if mine is handsome, but he is definately unemployed at the moment lol
Quote by earthchild
a pulse

:laughabove:
I've still got a pulse..............just lol
am surprised you shut up long enoug to draw breath ffs! :lol:
I talk out of me arse so breathing isn't a problem wink :lol:
Quote by earthchild
a pulse

:laughabove:
I've still got a pulse..............just lol
Quote by Sarah
All of a sudden i wish i was closer to Hereford and Worcester :smile:

When you do live near to people that doesn't mean to say you see them very often!!! lol poke They just wander in to the picnic!!
Thats true redface when is the next picnic? wink We need some warm weather :smile:
Quote by Nimbus
All of a sudden i wish i was closer to Hereford and Worcester :smile:
Hi Jemmima wave

<<has just perved.. ok, between 40 and 50, tick,
Dont smoke, tick
Have a photo on display, tick
30 miles away..umm, Hereford, 70 miles...... bollocks :cry: and I was gona invite you to join in a single female raid on Chameleons
I have a fast car wink lol
I havent got a pic, but that can be sorted :wink:
Quote by Nimbus
So who is going to win this weeked? :beer:

Oh hell, adopted country or the home land..... um mm, risking being lynched have to go with the home land... Go Scotland :thumbup: (Wearing Blue with my Red friends tomorrow)
You wore the wrong colour :smile:
All of a sudden i wish i was closer to Hereford and Worcester :smile:
Hi Jemmima wave