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13 Feb 2010

Quote by GnV
All looked right to me Sarah!!! What does the armchair ref think?

that the ref should have finished the game ,but if it means you fine welsh folks are happy i ll forgive him!
I'm not up on the rules but i assume the ref is :smile: So i guess as there were a few seconds left on the clock he had to allow one more play. Made me a happy bunny lol

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Play continues until the ball is out of play in Rugby... much fairer than football. The Welsh skill was in keeping the ball in play right through to scoring the final try rather than allowing the Scots to bang it into touch.
Definately edge of seat for the last 2 mins :smile: Should have been a Scottish win if it wasn't for indiscipline (Had to chech that spelling :lol smile

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and 2 players getting sin binned.

13 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
All looked right to me Sarah!!! What does the armchair ref think?

that the ref should have finished the game ,but if it means you fine welsh folks are happy i ll forgive him!
I'm not up on the rules but i assume the ref is :smile: So i guess as there were a few seconds left on the clock he had to allow one more play. Made me a happy bunny lol

lol

13 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
All looked right to me Sarah!!! What does the armchair ref think?

that the ref should have finished the game ,but if it means you fine welsh folks are happy i ll forgive him!
I'm not up on the rules but i assume the ref is :smile: So i guess as there were a few seconds left on the clock he had to allow one more play. Made me a happy bunny lol

lol

9 Feb 2010

whichever one you go for, make sure you uninstall mcrappy. Anti virus's don't like living together :smile:

5 Feb 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
A bit like the legendary - "I was hoovering in the nude and accidentally got my penis caught in the pipe", or "I was naked and accidentally sat down on this coke bottle open end first" (if you use them open end first, suction prevents their removal and the medical team have to drill a hole in the bottom to allow the air to displace).

Not that i am contemplating putting a coke bottle up me bum (or anything else for that matter). But lets say it was a matter of life or death that i had to insert said coke bottle in me bum......Then no way would it go in big end first. I would take my chances with suction lol

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5 Feb 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hands up who has a scooby on their key-ring?

Not on my keyring, but i have 2 in a pot here. lol

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Lost count of how many i helped my daughter make when the were all the rage a few years ago. Even made the owl which had sticky on wobbly eyes :lol:

4 Feb 2010

Who is dona ?? lol

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4 Feb 2010

Quote by corrie2010
ooh you make my legs go all funny :lol:

Thats probably whatever you are drinking wink

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4 Feb 2010

Is this thread all don and dusted now lol

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3 Feb 2010

This from a recent thread

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30 Jan 2010

Just had a thought......mostly men imo, come on here and be "honest" in that they are saying they are married and playing behind their partners back! Isn't that selective honesty?? As they are not being honest with their partner!!
What do you think?

30 Jan 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
ok kev had it on while i was in the chatroom
he seems nice,i wanted dane to win,cos he needs the confidence boost but im happy that Alex won
Peronally i cannot stand THAT WOMAN and think he could do a lot better for himself,hopefully now he has a bit of publicity he will dump her.
And the independant had a couple of columns,but the daily star front page kept me informed at the newsagents

If he has got any sense he will dump THAT WOMAN :smile:

30 Jan 2010

Quote by Devon1
The Noisettes, surprisingly good

Were they noisy wink

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by Devon1

Oh, I have a Suzuki... now rather ageing 52 plate GSXR600 Telefonica Moviestar..I rather like it!

Suzuki's have come a long way since i had one lol

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I passed my bike test on a Suzi GT380, them were the days :lol:
My Gixxer is a lot faster than the 380 :twisted:
Hey Dev, hows you??
Passed mine on a GT250 and moved up to the 380 :lol:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by flower411

Actually (without wishing to conjure up phantoms from the past!) it was ....
Veni, Vidi, Postie!
.

Damn Choon, that was a blast from the past :smile:
Oh fuckit !!!
Don`t tell me I`ve gone and started a cliquey thread ??
You mean there are cliques here!!! lol

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by westerross
Actually (without wishing to conjure up phantoms from the past!) it was ....
Veni, Vidi, Postie!
.

Damn Choon, that was a blast from the past :smile:

29 Jan 2010

I came in, i saw, i couldnt care lol

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That put the view numbers up and the reply number up :smile:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by easy
Hmmmm so nobody reads the papers either

Don't remember seeing anything about it in The Times. confused

confused

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Ah but thats a posh paper :smile:
Talking tabloid trash here :smile:
Hope its ok to say tabloid trash :lol:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by Witchy
Hmmmm so nobody reads the papers either

I can honestly say with hand on heart that this stint, I have managed to avoid any big brotheryness. :smug:
In fact, I didn't actually know it was on.
I usually manage to stay away from it, but for some reason i got hooked :lol:

29 Jan 2010

Either Status Quo or Man, at what used to be the Top Rank in Swansea back in the late 70's!!
I need to get out more lol

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009
And this accross the fields

Sad that this country didn't keep up with bike production :sad:

29 Jan 2010

Hmmmm so nobody reads the papers either wink

wink

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
Perhaps it would help if you expanded on it a bit.
Who is he?
What did he win?
Who is the woman he is associated with?

You obviously don't watch Big Brother lol

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29 Jan 2010

Did he deserve to win?????
I think so........made out to be a right knob head in the press.....not helped by the woman he is associated with....but thats another story lol

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I think he is a decent genuine guy that i would have a drink with :smile:
What do you think of him???

29 Jan 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009
Oooh, a fizzy!

One of the bikes the OH desperately wishes he'd held onto.
Just don't ever tell him I recognised it...I'll get my anorak...

Yep and they were so fast, well compared with today, 50cc were not restriced back then, down hill, with the wind behind I could go over 60..wooohooo
Sounded like lawn mowers on steroids :lol:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009

Oh, I have a Suzuki... now rather ageing 52 plate GSXR600 Telefonica Moviestar..I rather like it!

Suzuki's have come a long way since i had one lol

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If i rode a bike now i'd probbaly kill myself on it!!! Borrowed my mate Kwaka Z900 back in the mid 80's and that was some bike in its day :smile: Fast and handled like a dream.
Last bike i had a go on ,about 10 years ago, was my brother in laws yamaha 650. Frightened the life out of me :lol: The Z900 wouldn't have kept up with it!!
Been tempted over the last few years to give it another go but i value my life :smile:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009
Oh, I have a Suzuki... now rather ageing 52 plate GSXR600 Telefonica Moviestar..I rather like it!

Suzuki's have come a long way since i had one lol

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27 Jan 2010

Quote by
Smelling is so important, and I do check to see if I have smelt correctly, and used the right words....but someone planted a little virus in my computer; it changes the text at the very point of me pushing any button marked 'post' or 'submit'. When I discover who did it....
On the other hand it is the idea that matters, not the correct smelling.
On the third hand bad smelling does give a target to anyone who see their argument broken and refuted.
Travis
PS at the time just before posting this said just what I wantted it to say.

Your smelling seems fine but i'm sure i can spell a rat lol

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27 Jan 2010

Quote by anais

Thank goodness some things change!!! Women are living longer with or without a man

You outlive us because of all the stress you give us :lol:
I like to share :wink:
Just don't share too much of it :wink: :lol:
And I was in a sharing mood!!! :wink: :lol:
oooooh share away :wink: :lol:

27 Jan 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
now im a trend setter???
out of interest. what is so offensive about "white trash"? sure its a derogatory term for a class of people but not really racist, more descriptive and judgmental. is it any worse than calling someone visually impared a "blind fuck"?

I am all for free speech Brucie but it does not exist on here, as far as racist derogatory words are used.
White trash as a white person I find offensive, because I just do.
IF and it was a big IF you could say what you wanted on here, then I would be fine with it but...people can be racist nowadays but only if you are white so...I have an opportunity now myself to use the race card, and ~" white trash " I am saying is a racist comment.
Cant really be construed as a racist as the definition of white trash is.........
White trash is an American English pejorative term referring to individual or groups of lower social class white skinned people that the speaker considers to lack cultural capital. It is most frequently used as a slur to describe financially, economically or culturally disadvantaged Caucasians