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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Bugger its been drawn...and no i didn't.....not even a tenner :sad:
Quote by anais

Thank goodness some things change!!! Women are living longer with or without a man lol wink

You outlive us because of all the stress you give us :lol:
I like to share :wink:
Just don't share too much of it :wink: :lol:
Quote by anais
Thank goodness some things change!!! Women are living longer with or without a man lol wink

You outlive us because of all the stress you give us :lol:
Quote by minxysub
ohhh an interesting subject!!
I had this conversation the other day with my mother...
My mother considers herself working class - due to her upbringing, her father was a joiner. She says my father is from a middleclass/upper middleclass as his father was a bank manager. I think due to circumstances of my upbringing etc I would be classed as middleclass.... There wasnt an option for kinkyclass lol

Good point...........Is class due to upbringing or money??
e.g. if one was brought up in a working class environment, gets a good education and a good job. Does one then move up to middle class due to the money you earn which allows more luxuries and to move in higher circles. Or would one still class onesself as working class with money??
Quote by corrie2010
"I have crabs - do you want to come fishing with me ....."

I can bring my own rod wink
Great to see you back "newbie" :smile:
Its certainly a good thing for the site owners, if said young nubile women get you to part wish cash, to enable you to reply to their messages lol
Quote by earthchild
lol my mam went rushing to the opticians convinced her eyesight had deteriorated over night as she couldnt see out of her glasses.
turns out when she got there they were actually my sisters glasses, silly moo

When i have to squint to see your avatar wink
Quote by Witchy
Sort out a subtle code word to use if either of you feels uncomfortable with anything- good luck. wink

m'aidez dunno lol
Quote by Sarah
Don't try this at home

Keep up Sarah wink biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/303822.html
i'm thinking of back pressure build up certain circumstances lol
Quote by Dirtygirly
I don't really have anything to add, I don't have a list like that but I just thought since your list was so lovely, all alphabetical and everything, it deserved a compliment!
Nice list! :giggle:

Apart from Led Zeppelin wink lol
Oh, i just noticed Gustav as well :lol:
Quote by little gem
coca cola

Thats the first thing that came into my mind :smile:
And here is the ad :smile:
Quote by silvertongue471
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch lol
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:

i kind of hope it isn't *winces*
mine was when i had just discovered masturbation and was basically doing it so much i was running out of any possible lubricant. decided to coat the not-so-little fella in chinese balm. the agony, especially when i tried to wash it off with cold water. i almost had a seizure from the pain.
since then i've treated my cock with kid gloves.
As a side note...............when preparing chillies for a curry, always wash your hands well before going for a pee. Didnt happen to me but an old mate of mine did a dance in the bathroom :lol:
Quote by TheLovelyOne
the mind boggles lol lol lol
guess he wont be having sex for a while lol

Well, definately not with a steel pipe lol
Nor with anyone who's read the article!
:giggle:
I don't suppose he will ever get such a tight fit again :lol:
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch lol
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
Quote by Lassy09
the mind boggles lol lol lol
guess he wont be having sex for a while lol

Well, definately not with a steel pipe lol
Quote by Dave__Notts
Dear Dave
In the summer of 2008 take the radiator off the wall and replace it with rolls of foam..........so when you pass out you will still have your front teeth in the morning
Love, hugs and kisses
Dave_Notts

Maybe next time...don't pass out in front of the radiator lol
Hmmmm will have to think on this. As we can't change the past but we can change the future :smile:
Quote by Ian
August Bank Holiday.
An event I hope to repeat again in 2010 should time permit

The day i mashed my car!!! Dont want to repeat that lol
Totally lost my mojo in 2009 :sad:
But looking to get it back in 2010 :twisted: lol
Party on dudes :lol:
Quote by anais
An unexpected Christmas bonus! Bless him and all who sails in him kiss
Had a brill day working with two other women - we all have the same first name! Chaos at times :giggle:

What? like
An.....Ais
An.....Other
An......Chor (as in butter)
dunno lol
Quote by Ms_Whips
If i had one it would probably look like this lol

It's on fire, did you let LP near it??? :shock:
i was just thinking the same!
whips
LP...........Local Pyrotechnic dunno :lol:
Quote by varca
I think the word is MILF :grin:

More like HILF wink
H as in Honey :smile:
Quote by varca
I think the word is MILF :grin:

More like HILF wink
H as in Honey :smile:
Quote by varca
Jesster my dear, I swiped it from across the pond :grin:

You icckle thief lol
I know!!! shhhhhh :giggle:
Ok mums the word wink :lol:
Quote by varca
Jesster my dear, I swiped it from across the pond :grin:

You icckle thief lol