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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by Derek2210
we have 10 inches in norfolk and still snowing

Only got 7" here
redface sorry wrong thread wink lol
Quote by __random_orbit__
oh, excuse any misunderstanding.
the wrapping is not my work...
the presents are rapping.
lp

Yo
/paper on floor and scissors on the side/
/slice that paper and let the blade slide/
/Rap that present, make it look as it should/
/Cut that tape and stick in on good/
/Slap on a bow/
/and send it to ya ho/
Crap innit lol
Quote by varca
Time is everything.
Time places you in a circumstance
Time adds complications
Time brings with it it's own set of responcibilities.
Time is a tide, with ebb and flow
We cannot ignore Time and all it's attendant attachements.
with Time there comes consequence
there may never be a "right" Time, but Time cannot be wrong.
Time is a drop... a river... an ocean.
lp

Deep man... deep! :headbang:
The words my dear... what did you think I meant? :grin:
LP's words are profound and they are very much on the mark, time answers to no-one.
In edit... I do wish the :headbang: emot worked in here!
Its banghead not headbang varca lol banghead
Nope I meant this one Jesster biggrin

You got it working :smile:
Nope, that emot is not available here, more's the pity lol smile
Now youve got me confuddled :lol:
Quote by noladreams
I appreciate that time is complicated etc etc... but does it not mean that if the right person/wrong time thing is right, then you spend your whole life regretting that missed chance or that wrong moment?

When and if the time comes. we have 2 choices. We either use our head or our hearts. Only the person in the situation can decide what is right for them, be it right or wrong.
I used my heart 10 years ago and things didn't work out. Do i regret it?? Hell no, i have a son that i love :smile:
Quote by varca
Time is everything.
Time places you in a circumstance
Time adds complications
Time brings with it it's own set of responcibilities.
Time is a tide, with ebb and flow
We cannot ignore Time and all it's attendant attachements.
with Time there comes consequence
there may never be a "right" Time, but Time cannot be wrong.
Time is a drop... a river... an ocean.
lp

Deep man... deep! :headbang:
The words my dear... what did you think I meant? :grin:
LP's words are profound and they are very much on the mark, time answers to no-one.
In edit... I do wish the :headbang: emot worked in here!
Its banghead not headbang varca lol banghead
Nope I meant this one Jesster biggrin

You got it working :smile:
Quote by __random_orbit__

"Everybody in da House say 'yeahhhhh!'
Everybody in the House say 'Helllyeahhh'"
"hellll Yeah!"
lp

How do you do that? mine look more like
Quote by __random_orbit__
I think if you meet the right person then you will make time for them.
If you cant make the time then maybe its not the right person dunno
...or the right time
lp
Don't complicate it lol
Quote by varca
Time is everything.
Time places you in a circumstance
Time adds complications
Time brings with it it's own set of responcibilities.
Time is a tide, with ebb and flow
We cannot ignore Time and all it's attendant attachements.
with Time there comes consequence
there may never be a "right" Time, but Time cannot be wrong.
Time is a drop... a river... an ocean.
lp

Deep man... deep! :headbang:
The words my dear... what did you think I meant? :grin:
LP's words are profound and they are very much on the mark, time answers to no-one.
In edit... I do wish the :headbang: emot worked in here!
Its banghead not headbang varca lol banghead
I think if you meet the right person then you will make time for them.
If you cant make the time then maybe its not the right person dunno
Foil wrapping paper is the way to go :smile:
Doesn't tear and a lot easier to fold, as i found out earlier wrapping a fancy handbag for my daughter. Takes away most of the wrapping stress :smile:
Quote by Cassiopeia
..........finding this site again! SOOOOOOOO many names I dont know confused Has it really been that long lol. Merry Christmas to you all anyway! xxx

Hi Cass, long time no see and a Merry Xmas to you :smile:
Quote by leatherednperky
was it something like the zx81 had the same processing power nasa used to put a man on the moon? ...i could be wrong or it could be an old wives tale thing i heard once wink

Pffft! Yeah, whatever . . . like we ever went to the moon? I think you'll find you're wrong on that one mister!
*wanders off muttering "I dunno, biggest information resource mankind has ever known, and people still believe stuff like that?"*
rolleyes
*Smooshes on tin foil hat*
;)
N x x x ;)
we did really i saw it on the tv so it must be true lol
Well it wasn't reported in the Sun, so it can't be true :roll:
the sunday sport said there was a bus on the moon so that must have had a driver and possibly a conductor,point proved case closed lets move on now lol
Wasn't Elvis the driver ? :lol:
Quote by browning
Anyone got one of the kettle's that only boils/pours 1 cup of water at a time instantly?
Was looking at 1 in currys and looks quite good.

What if you want a mug full? wink lol
Quote by markz
I'm mostly straight.....
Unless I drop something......:mrgreen:

What? like a bar of soap in the mens shower wink
Quote by Bambi
forgive me admin
I keep watching Harry Potter 5 so I can entertain my self with thoughts of Daniel Radclife
I dont normally look twice at younger men
redface
You may say I'm a dirty bitch I couldnt possibly comment

Whatever you do...
DON'T CLICK THIS!
:shock:

I have sinned and looked at the link surprisedops:
Come on guys beat that one with your profile pictures lol
Not much chance of that :sad: I need to lose like 20 years and spend 12 months in a gym !!
The horse is the easy part :lol:
Tries to resist any joke about asking why you're long in the face....:giggle:
Ah....failed :lol:
Well it made me smile :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
<<<<<<<< tries to come up with a witty response confused:?dunno Failed :lol:
Heretic :sparring: :lol:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
forgive me admin
I keep watching Harry Potter 5 so I can entertain my self with thoughts of Daniel Radclife
I dont normally look twice at younger men
redface
You may say I'm a dirty bitch I couldnt possibly comment

Whatever you do...

:shock:
I have sinned and looked at the link surprisedops:
Come on guys beat that one with your profile pictures lol
Not much chance of that :sad: I need to lose like 20 years and spend 12 months in a gym !!
The horse is the easy part :lol:
Quote by markz
nothing worse than a box that doesn't work................:karaoke:

Look out, the troll has just got home from the pub lol duel
Quote by danne-gary
that was ages ago wasnt it, we havnt been there for a long time, not been anywhere for a long time in fact, not swinging places anyway, been to lots of music stuff tho lol

I've been pretty much off the scene for the last year :sad: Time to get back in the swing of things in the new year (no pun intended :lolsmile
Glad to hear your box is working again wink :lol:
Quote by danne-gary
i cant open my mail in my mailbox sad
i supose its a glitch :sad:

Try the technical thread wink lol
:lol:
iv mentioned it to gary but he can open his mail :lol:
supose i could just read the mail via his account cus the only new mail iv got is from him :lol:
how are you anyway ? not spoke for ages :sad:
I'm fine :smile: Last time i spoke to you both was at a club way back earlier in the year :smile:
Just had a thought...have you tried logging on using a different browser??? For some reason i cant log on to the friday ads in mozilla but it all works fine using Explorerdunno
Quote by Djcouple7
Rolf Harris and Rick Parfitt , Christams in the sun dunno
Quite catchy and typically Rolf rofl :grin:
Jane xx

Heard it for the first time today. It's one of them annoying songs that you cant get out of your head once you've heard it lol
Doubt if it will be number 1 but will be up there somewhere :smile:
Quote by danne-gary
i cant open my mail in my mailbox sad
i supose its a glitch :sad:

Try the technical thread wink lol
Quote by markz
I'd move up north and buy some pigeons.........:doh:

Havent you got a telephone lol
I wonder if anyone else can see the irony in you being called jester........blink
Whats an iron got to do with anything rolleyes :lol:
Rubbish tree lol
Not really a tree............more like a small bush :lol:
Allthough i do like a neatly trimmed small bush wink :lol:
Quote by markz
I'd move up north and buy some pigeons.........:doh:

Havent you got a telephone lol
Quote by twinkle_star
not fussy really, but a hot guy oh a hot guy an a hot guy. no before i forget what i said yeah just a hot guy. yep not wanting much i reckon lol rolleyes:P:lickface::happy::thrilled::smitten::thumbup:

If you've got a lekky blanket i can get quite warm on a good night wink Its an age thing lol
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Thats better :wink: :lol:
I do want proof tho :wink:
Will have to see what i can do :wink: :lol:
Quote by anais
no mark, and thanks for saying anis, i hope they dont spill there coffee in the morining when they aprove them lol xxx

They have anti spill mugs lol wink
I need one of them for my beer :wink: :lol:
Quote by twinkle_star
loljesster sitting on nice hard ..... chair i hope lol :twisted: wink

He sits in a basket :lol: It might become apparent in time :lol: