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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by markz
areyou on broadband or dialup.................. lol

What are you on? and i dont mean broadband or dial up :lol:
my chair........duel
Ok lets go for it :sparring:
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Sorry big boy wink :lol:
Thats better :wink: :lol:
Quote by markz
areyou on broadband or dialup.................. lol

What are you on? and i dont mean broadband or dial up :lol:
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Agreed with everyone's points made so far but no one has commented on the distasteful headline that Sky came up with... it makes me wonder how some reporter's manage to sleep at night... "Dad Abandons Drowning Son To Save Wife"... I mean... just how sick is that headline!
Hello old friends... decided to pay a visit. smile

That sad reporter was just out to make a buck............he would have been quite happy writing.......dad abandons drowning wife to save son!!!
From what ive read the poor guy made the right decision as even the professionals couldnt have saved his son!!! At least they have each other to help get over this tragic accident.
Quote by anais
Complete with scrotum compartment :shock: lol

The perfect little gift rotflmao :rotflmao:
You know we shall want pics of it in use :giggle:
Oi at little smackbottom :lol:
Quote by anais
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!

You can moan rolleyes Our wotnots are dangling on the outside wink lol
You need a wotnot warmer :lol:
off to ebay to find wotnot warmers XXL :wink: :lol:
Quote by anais
The maximum avatar resolution size is 110x110 - 2MB file size.

Info like this is in the New Site Evaluation sticky by St3v3 at the top of the forum..
What happened to your smokey, then non smokey avatar? lol
Hello you wave
I still have it thank you kind sir xx its tucked away in messenger at the moment biggrin Another member took a piccie of this place so thought it would be nice to use it. Seems appropriate :lol2:
If the name fits :lol:
I will have to get an avatar sorted out soon. Took mine off a while back and haven't got around to sorting a new one. Now where is me camera :lol:
Quote by anais
Def time to get the woolly knickers out confused :? I near froze me wotnots off this morning!

You can moan rolleyes Our wotnots are dangling on the outside wink lol
Quote by anais
The maximum avatar resolution size is 110x110 - 2MB file size.

Info like this is in the New Site Evaluation sticky by St3v3 at the top of the forum..
What happened to your smokey, then non smokey avatar? lol
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
Don't worry - If you just roll over and ignore it, that sensation from your bladder the size of a space hopper will go away. You will then be able to enjoy a full and restfull nights sleep. There will definitely not be the need for you to get up in agony in a short while having stayed awake while trying to ignore it

That is so true after a night on the beer. Especially this time of year when the house is cold at silly o'clock in the morning and you're in a nice warm cosy bed lol
Quote by jesster
Now where can i get a cheap 80 pin IDE cable........Ebay is my friend lol

Spot the deliberate mistake wink :lol:
Should have read 40 pin :wink: The 80 or 40 way i'm not bothered about :-)
Quote by tyracer
have you tried ebuyer or overclockers?

They're not expensive, only just over a £1 on ebay. I could pick one up in town tomorrow for a few quid if i can be bothered to get there lol Whats annoying is that i have a few cables here but with 1 pin blocked off!
Quote by tabbi
Ooooooerrrrr this is weird. I'm using firefox and the site has gone allllll long and weird, but I can now see pics. Trouble is my faves and links didn't come over to firefox, can anyone tell me in simple-speak how to get them across?

Hi again Tabbi
You should have had the option when you first loaded firefox smile
Anyway....click on bookmarks, organise bookmarks,import,import HTML, MicrosoftIE then next. Job done :)
Oooooooo thank you :) I feel all techie now I did something that worked lol
You're welcome :smile:
Now where can i get a cheap 80 pin IDE cable........Ebay is my friend lol
Quote by tyracer
i have avg anti-virus.
when i recently upgraded this it conflicted with my zonealarm firewall.
it was only once i uninstalled the firewall and replaced it with another all my internet activity returned to normal.

What i ended up doing was to remove zonealarm completely. Upgrade the AVG and then reload zonealarm. Seems to be all ok at the mo. Although i did have to disable part of the link scanner as i said earlier smile
Quote by tabbi
Ooooooerrrrr this is weird. I'm using firefox and the site has gone allllll long and weird, but I can now see pics. Trouble is my faves and links didn't come over to firefox, can anyone tell me in simple-speak how to get them across?

Hi again Tabbi
You should have had the option when you first loaded firefox smile
Anyway....click on bookmarks, organise bookmarks,import,import HTML, MicrosoftIE then next. Job done :)
Quote by earthchild
a big pan of homemade ham shank (no puns please) broth just cooked (sans les dumplings, am trying to be good) and homemade bread baking away in the bread machine

Sans les dumplings :shock: Its not real broth sans les dumplings!!! Go on, be bad, you know you want to lol
Huggs for your back passionkiss Although that might hurt :sad:
omg who released you from your box lol!
no am going to be good, no stick to your ribs dumplings, although they do sound yummy lol might have to make em small enough not to block the neck of my flask lol!
nice to see you back babes me little welsh rabbit rabbit rabbit lol kiss
Moi, Talk :shock: Its a myth :lol:
Quote by earthchild
a big pan of homemade ham shank (no puns please) broth just cooked (sans les dumplings, am trying to be good) and homemade bread baking away in the bread machine

Sans les dumplings :shock: Its not real broth sans les dumplings!!! Go on, be bad, you know you want to lol
Huggs for your back passionkiss Although that might hurt :sad:
Quote by tabbi
Too lazy to read back. But if anyone using avg 8.5 upgrades to avg 9 expect problems if on XP. Quick fix is to disable link scanner. Web pages can fail to load fully etc. Plus i was unable to download divx whilst avg was running. Also not easy to close down like past versions.

I'm not techie, but i think maybe this might apply to me. Can't see any pics on profiles, can't receive any invites to view pics, can't click on the bug report link, can't change and save anything on my profile, can't open emails properly and open forum posts properly without several attempts.
I have XP and use AVG :sad: Have to find me a techie by the look of it!
If AVG is causing the problem it will cause problems on all web sites. Pages just refuse to open fully etc. I understand AVG are aware of the problem so its just a matter of waiting till the bug gets sorted.
If its only on this site you are having probs, then i havent got a clue :-?
Best ever intro....To the best ever intro riff......Axl Rose
Too lazy to read back. But if anyone using avg 8.5 upgrades to avg 9 expect problems if on XP. Quick fix is to disable link scanner. Web pages can fail to load fully etc. Plus i was unable to download divx whilst avg was running. Also not easy to close down like past versions.
Quote by markz

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
was you refereeing the ireland france game......
Who won lol
England........ :mrgreen:
Hvent you got a bed to go to :lol: Or somewhere :lol:
Quote by flower411

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
I'm just forming an opinion of her, not from one episode, but countless programs and press reports, spanning her carreer since she came into the media spotlight. So no superior experience! Just my opinion smile
What made you form the opinion that she is an unstable individual??
Voluntarily being rolled about in bugs and slime and stuff ....which she obviously didn`t like ..
Sorry ...I seem to have based an opinion on one single event and perhaps she was acting ! dunno
Of course she was acting.....She didnt like it (who would) But it can (doubtfully) make her look good in the public eye again. But that doesnt make her an unstable individual.........she is one smart woman like her or love her :)
Quote by markz

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
was you refereeing the ireland france game......
Who won lol
Quote by flower411

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
I'm just forming an opinion of her, not from one episode, but countless programs and press reports, spanning her carreer since she came into the media spotlight. So no superior experience! Just my opinion smile
What made you form the opinion that she is an unstable individual??
Maybe i missed that episode
wink lol
Quote by flower411
I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.