Well... at least I tried!!
Jezzay
Oh and another thing, Harry. How come you got loads more interest in this than I did with the Book Club!!!!!
Ah - :idea: - books... beer.... now let me think.......
Jezzay
Wine? Did somebody mention wine?
Jezzay
Oh bugger!!!
I've just this minute agreed to go round me mate's for pizza and plonk that night.
You couldn't change it to 9998 could you?
Jezzay
If you can find a beginner's Argentinian Tango class then go!!!! It's s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- sexy. Your guests will be stunned into silence.
Jezzay
To add my threepennorth - if you haven't got a box yet and can afford to pay £125 or thereabouts look for a digibox with a hard drive. No, you dirty SHers, I'm not being rude. You can record on them, up to 40 hours, and pause and rewind live tele.
Lots of people think you have to have a Sky box to do this but you don't and I don't understand why they aren't being advertised more widely. They are brilliant. Imagine the doorbell goes in the middle of E.R. Press pause, deal with it, then carry on watching. Or Press pause for 10 minutes at the beginning of a program then you can fast forward through the ads. Throw out your VCR. Try Humax but there are others.
Jezzay.
I think it's that bit we found between the lines that read : "Wife/girlfriend away this weekend and I assume Swingers have no morals and are really easy."
Oh yeah - and some of us are home alone all year so we haven't a huge amount of sympathy.
Jezzay
Trust me - you are soooo lucky. Others posting at the minimal level you did have been roasted alive. Take advantage of your luck and just don't push it. Read more postings. Lots more!
Jezzay
I love technology. I decided I needed a radio/alarm clock to fall asleep to. So then I thought it might as well be digital. So then I thought it might as well be a good one with a hard drive (no, I'm still talking radio/alarms) so I can record programs or pause and rewind them. So I bought The Bug. The Pure Bug.
Brilliant. Interesting morning program? Need a shower? Pause the program - shower - continue. Magic. Excellent quality.
BUT..... He comes on in the middle of the night! Two in the morning - no warning - Virgin Radio is blasting out. And I've set it to record Andy Kershaw with the speakers off so the speakers are off for EVERYTHING. And he bleeps in the morning because I've asked him too but I can't stop him! And then I can't make the radio work and... and...
To cut a long story short, he and I have an appointment with Relate in the morning.
Jezzay
PS My boiler keeps cutting out too but I've got him sussed. He cuts out on Low, I reset on High and vice versa. He hasn't got this sussed yet.
Hey guys,
Harry alerted me to this and as I said to him on account of my dislike of beer, jazz music, queuing and drinking standing up I never go to the beer festival but would like to keep in touch with the 'other' arrangements.
But the most obvious thing to say is - you've got this languishing as a 'hijack' on a very wierd post I wouldn't normally look at. Who took your brains? Start a new Let's Meet Up thread. I'm sure Adymull and probably Lilith would be interested. Also the couples that came to the Book Club. And so on....
Give yourselves a real chance.
Jezzay.
Things I did SINCE I was 50 : -
- swam with dophins
- slept out under the stars on the shoreline
- had my first gangbang
- slept out on roofs in Africa
- danced all night in the streets in Mexico
- did a million pelvic floor exercises
- made love with a lady
- backpacked around the world
- slept with more men that I ever did before I was 50
- found happiness
- made love on my sarong and a beach in Fiji
- paid off my mortgage
- listened to African blues music in the Sahara Desert
- was courted by 2 New Zealand surfers in a hot-tub
So why are you trying to pack it all in now?
Jezzay.
I think I was lucky. My first (and so far only outside of clubs) gangbang was with a group of guys who already knew the ropes. They had 'performed' for other ladies. So they were understanding of my issues and totally caring.
I would be wary of beginners unless there was a third party there (in your case probably the male partner) who would control and organize things.
It is to my regret that good, safe gangbangs are, in fact, really hard to come by, especially if you're single.
Jezzay.
There's something very fishy about this and next time I see a Mod about I will report it.
Someone alerted me to ad 380301 a week or so ago and sure enough it was in the Parties section and looked very inviting. All sorts of parties for allsorts of swingers - it sounded too good to be true, especially round here! Sure enough a few days later ad 380301is in the Men seek men section and this time it's "I am an attractive, athletic, tanned, 45, well hung oral loving guy . I was a finalist in the European Oral sex Championship in 2003 !! 23rd best Ladies Pleaser and 15th best Cock Sucker !!" and so on. The name at the bottom is different but both say Suffolk Norfolk Essex and both joined on 10th September.
Third time I checked it out it was back to the B&B (by now I am saving the text ready to report it) though still in the Men to men section. And today, lo and behold a B&B once more.
AND if you actually click on the email for more information you have to register your details in something first.
I think it's definitely commercial and very dodgy. If a Mod doesn't pick up on this thread I'll PM one later tonight.
But before I go, Euphoria IS a naturist B&B which holds swinging parties and is in Norfolk and is for real cos I've been. So you might like to check them out instead.
Jezzay.
Yet more anti-swinging propaganda. It makes my blood boil. How dare they!
I quote : " Swingers' Clubs are the only places left in England where you'll get cheese and pineapple on sticks". I object!! How long are we going to put up with these vicious attacks.
No, really, it was great. Gillian and David are wonderful. And didn't you just love the dutch club-owner who rhymed "orgy" with "corgi".
Jezzay
It's over. Just got back. Omigod - where do I start. I've thoroughly enjoyed the night. There were some lovely people there but....
And that's exactly what I kept writing on my scorecard. "But....".
The most perceptive - 'You look like a lady who can really let her hair down' catches chickens for Bernard Matthews. I'm a vegetarian with green leanings! And the guy who looks exactly like a goblin didn't do himself any favours by chewing gum throughout. I could go on.
Would I go again? Unlikely. When there are only 14 guys and the range of age, style, occupation, interests (''Do you fish?') is so vast your chances are minimal.
But don't let me put you off.
Jezzay.
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