Can I just say I wasn't accusing any one of being fatuous (except myself) nor was I saying poor little me as I can recognise that there are probably 100 women to every man here and the chances of meeting someone are pretty slim (especially someone who wants to call themselves jizzmaster)
Lets just say a deadpan way of expressing things doesn't really come across very well, but you don't have to have a brain cell to realise that and I left mine at work.