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29 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
get carter and snatch

Sounds like the local chav picking up his mate and his girlfriend for a night out???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x
WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
FFS Calista ........................... now i need another new keyboard :twisted:

rotflmao

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29 Jun 2005

Hi Guys

wave

:welcome:
(Psssst, you realise theres no escape don't you)

29 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
I am happy to offer myself as......an Angel :angel:
Now no piss taking at the back.
I've fancied being one for some time now and have a sneaky suspicion that a number of other folk can't wait for the day that I become an Angel as well.

rotflmao

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Your catagory of choice please davej

29 Jun 2005

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Right oh then .................. looks like we need some volunteers, :twisted:
So, who wants to be a S.H.A.G. then, lets get a list going here.
We need some guys for the girls
sone girls for the guys
some bi's for the bi's
and some............................. well you get the idea
And i guess that as i have been so wonderfully saved from 10 days of hell by my Angels, I'd better put my name down under guys for the girls :twisted:
who's next?

29 Jun 2005

Quote by hornybathbloke
Home Alone! Help! Help!

give us a chance, we aint set it up yet lol

29 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Good plan, poppett.

hiya Gorgeous wink

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29 Jun 2005

Hi all,
As a rescued person myself this week, and having read several posts from people who are home alone, some just for the night, some for a longer period, I had this idea.
Why donâ€™t we get a few volunteers together, some guys, some girls, who are prepared to be the Swinging Heaven Angels of Goodness?
Then whenever someone posts a â€œ Home Alone â€œ thread and keep these poor lost souls company, either in the thread, via PM, on messenger, or in any other way the particular Angel deems fitting.
I can talk from experience, if it wasnâ€™t for my five darling Angels who have helped me make it through the last few sleepless night, I think I would have cracked up by now.
So what do you think folks, will it run? Or crash and burn?
Xxxxxxx
John

29 Jun 2005

hiya
Know just how your feeling guys n gals,
This worked for me ........ http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48384.html
I now have 5 lovely ladies who pop in and out of messenger to keep me company :twisted:
and I'm loving every minute of it. :rose: :inlove: :love: :wanker:
Thanks, girls wink

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you know who you are :twisted:
Hope this helps

29 Jun 2005

Hi guys
been using for ages now, and yes its a good system, one drawback with all these voice systems thoughis when you are trying to have a good cyber session and there's someone in the next room, or you have your windows open and the neibours are in the garden :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

rotflmao

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J

29 Jun 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Snogs? from all the lovely ladies on here :shock: :shock: :shock:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Me, pick me .................... please pick me huh? would ya? worship

worship

:worship: :worship: :worship:

passionkiss

silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

29 Jun 2005

rotflmao

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Good start Humili, bloody good start biggrin

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wave

:welcome: :cheers:

29 Jun 2005

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Hi Fugle
Nice first post, :welcome: to the cookoo's nest m8 :cheers:

29 Jun 2005

wave

and :welcome: :cheers:

29 Jun 2005

Lovely sunny day here biggrin

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Birds are singing, a light cool breeze :D perfect for lounging on the patio :D
Whats that you say :shock: good drying weather :shock: :shock:
Oh well, beter get the washing out then :fuckinghell:
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mornin all (oh my head hurts)
J

28 Jun 2005

whats the worst thing you've done when drunk?
Erm..................... got on SH and posted utter crap redface

redface

in front of ALL those people surprised

surprised

ops: :oops:
oh well, shit happens :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
If only you knew wink

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28 Jun 2005

Look guys, not having a dig or anythig,
I mean, I love your posts, loads of really interesting, clever and witty stuff :inlove:
BUT, and there always is one ..................
Will you PLEASE stop spreading that purple crap around?
evil

evil

FFS the stuff gets everywhere, in your eyes, your hair, even the cracks in your teeth.
My clothes are covered in the darned stuff, the room looks like a turkish you know what........ mad

mad

:x .............. WTF do you think your playing at???
you just cant go around chucking that stuff about willy nilly ....................... sigh.
What am i gonna do wiv u guys?
dunno

dunno

:twisted:

rotflmao

:cheers:

28 Jun 2005

:shock:
And the ppl who wanted Bristol as a venue?
is there a thread for us still running?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Sorry Naughtynymphos but I can not believe that. For a start I can not believe that you normally hold some obscure device between your thighs - but there again I could be wrong.
I do agree however that you should give the site the chance to prove that your bum is better than his!!
McC

Well thats 2 of us, anyone else think that Naughty should put her money where her mouth (bum) is? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Oi,
When i where a lad, i used to ............................... oh bollox, lets not go there :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:moon:
rolleyes

rolleyes

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i've been told soaking chopped liver in hot water then stuffing it in a hollowed out french loaf is quite good too
don't ask where i get my info from

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Hiya

wave

:welcome: to the nuthouse which is :swingingchair: heaven
Take all the criticisms with a large pinch of salt, remember to keep your tongue in your cheek :twisted:
and have fun drinkies

drinkies

:cheers:

passionkiss

hump

blast

:thumbup:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually i have been wondering for a while now if your male or female lol
all i can say is now u know how us women feel with all the stoopid PMs
P.S whats that between ur legs it looks like one of the vibrating pussys u get from the sex shop

redface

surprised

ops: I thought it was a funnel ...... :oops: :oops:
maybe we should call him the QE2 from now on :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: bolt

bolt

28 Jun 2005

do any other guys .. have this affliction ?
Yep
has anyone ever orgasmed by having thier nipples tweeked.... i very nearly did....so im sure its possible....
Errrrm, no :shock:
or an i just a lesbian trapped in a mans body?
probably .....................

rotflmao

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I do love having mine sucked and licked whilst shagging though redface

redface

surprised

ops:
does that make me a lesbian too? :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Dino.
I have just advised dino to read this thread :jagsatwork: im going on holiday soon :bounce: :bounce: Dino home alone What was i thinking

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trust me mate, dont let her go ......................... it's a feckin nightmare :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
peace and quiet :shock: :shock: :shock: some bloody chance evil

evil

work work work, it never stops ................
tie her up, chain her to the bed, beg, plead, anything ........................ it's not worth it.......
:twisted:

rotflmao

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28 Jun 2005

TAKE COVER .................................. INCOMING
head for the shelters lovely lads, quick as you can now :bounce:

rotflmao

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:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

bolt

28 Jun 2005

Quote by welsh one
.you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.

lmao i spat my cup of tea over the moniter reading that lol lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

rotflmao

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28 Jun 2005

Quote by oliveoyl
Morning John,
I too am home alone this week, if you want to chat pm me and i will send you either my or msn
Olive

No sooner said, than done biggrin

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