Quote by goodtimez
2 right John45_sw_uk lol
Its not just the temp and air pressure thats rising :shock:
oh if only you knew lol
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Quote by equi-princess
That all works fine if you've then taken the steps to meet that person......
What if you're either on the Forum or in the Chatroom????
What is it that intrigues you then...... and makes you want to find out more ??????
Hmmm, I guess this is kind of shallow, but horny behaviour does it for me every time
What?
Well is this a swinging site or not? If I wanted intellectual stimulation I'd be on a site/forum/chatroom to do with that wouldn't I? 
Seriously though, of course I like clever, witty and amusing people, but when it comes down to it, give me some good old fashioned smut anytime. :twisted:
Similar to Warwick.
There is a certain type of eye contact that just sends a spark through me,
Usually accompanied by a certain facial expression, can't really put my finger on it exactly, but it’s the kind of look that says, “wow, I need to talk to this
It has only happened a few times, and on each occasion I have managed to pluck up the courage to speak to the person concerned to find that they too felt that spark.
Did it ever go further? Well gentelmen don’t kiss and tell.
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There is a certain type of eye contact that just sends a spark through me,
Usually accompanied by a certain facial expression, can't really put my finger on it exactly, but it’s the kind of look that says, “wow, I need to talk to this
It has only happened a few times, and on each occasion I have managed to pluck up the courage to speak to the person concerned to find that they too felt that spark.
Did it ever go further? Well gentelmen don’t kiss and tell.
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Two guys (from no particular ethnic or cultural background) are wondering around their town totally skint and gagging for a pint.
Paddy says to Michael,
“ Michael, what are we going to do?â€
“ I dunno Paddy†Michael replies.
With that, they spot Shamus walking up the road with a huge salmon slung over his shoulder on the way to the market.
“Shamus†cries paddy, “How did you catch that salmon?â€
“ Och it’s easy†he replies, “ just get your mate there and hang him over the nearest bridge by the anklesâ€
Paddy looks a little nonplussed
“ when the fish swims by,†continues Shamus, “ your man grabs it, and you pull him up, easyâ€
Our two heroes are soon at the nearest bridge and in no time at all Paddy has Michael dangling by the ankles.
About half an hour has passed when Paddy calls down,
“ Michael, have you caught anything yet?â€
“No†comes the reply. “whyâ€
“because my arms are getting soreâ€
“Well lets give it a wee while longer†says Michael
About a quarter of an hour passes and again the call goes up,
“ Michael, have you caught anything yet? My arms are bloody killing meâ€
“ No, not yet, I’ll tell you what, give it another quarter of an hour and you can pull me upâ€
Well, ten minute go by when a loud shout comes up from bellow,
“ Paddy, pull me up, pull me up quick, FFS PULL ME UPâ€
Taken aback Paddy replies,
“why, have you caught one?â€
“no, there’s a feckin train comingâ€
Paddy says to Michael,
“ Michael, what are we going to do?â€
“ I dunno Paddy†Michael replies.
With that, they spot Shamus walking up the road with a huge salmon slung over his shoulder on the way to the market.
“Shamus†cries paddy, “How did you catch that salmon?â€
“ Och it’s easy†he replies, “ just get your mate there and hang him over the nearest bridge by the anklesâ€
Paddy looks a little nonplussed
“ when the fish swims by,†continues Shamus, “ your man grabs it, and you pull him up, easyâ€
Our two heroes are soon at the nearest bridge and in no time at all Paddy has Michael dangling by the ankles.
About half an hour has passed when Paddy calls down,
“ Michael, have you caught anything yet?â€
“No†comes the reply. “whyâ€
“because my arms are getting soreâ€
“Well lets give it a wee while longer†says Michael
About a quarter of an hour passes and again the call goes up,
“ Michael, have you caught anything yet? My arms are bloody killing meâ€
“ No, not yet, I’ll tell you what, give it another quarter of an hour and you can pull me upâ€
Well, ten minute go by when a loud shout comes up from bellow,
“ Paddy, pull me up, pull me up quick, FFS PULL ME UPâ€
Taken aback Paddy replies,
“why, have you caught one?â€
“no, there’s a feckin train comingâ€
Quote by ukmike
Not posting for chat John just wondered if you were interested in this!If you click link will take you to post
Mike
also in Southwest
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48185.html
Yep, done that the other day Mike, thanks, looks like it could be turning into several minimunches by the look tof the thread
oh and by the way, Hi
Quote by Kitty
Have you tried breaking things?
You don't get expected to do all those chorey things if you keep fucking up! :P :twisted:
It works!! :grin: :rascal:
Either that or you like the punishments
:whip: :rascal:No guys, you aint getting it, she's away on holiday, if i didnt do it I'd be wading in 3 feet of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and mutt hair.
oh update, another pearl of wisdom,, if the misses does go away, never ever think " ah, I'll just slob out for the weekend and then catch up on monday" take it from me, no you wont!!!
I've been at it for almost the entire day, and still have a couple more hours to do tomorrow
:evil: sheesh ............... what a palave.
:twisted:
Quote by bigDewi69
If your wifes out working, and you're busy knackered after doing housework, why not save the money you'd spend on a new vacuum and instead spend it on this. Problem solved
HOLY SHIT :shock: :shock: :shock:
how feckin much
: :?: :?: Where do i sign? ............. i want a job like that, for that sort of mony I'd clean their drains with me cock.
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, some people really do have more money that sense
Stick a brush on the end of it and you'll have your own version of the fairy powerbrush :lol:
Good idea, now who can i get toplull the lever? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bigDewi69
If your wifes out working, and you're busy knackered after doing housework, why not save the money you'd spend on a new vacuum and instead spend it on this. Problem solved
HOLY SHIT :shock: :shock: :shock:
how feckin much
: :?: :?: Where do i sign? ............. i want a job like that, for that sort of mony I'd clean their drains with me cock.
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, some people really do have more money that sense
Ok guys, confession time.
I never ever ever ever ever want to see another vacuum cleaner again.
I will never ever ever ever say, “ ah well u got it easy, I godda go out and work for a living†
ops: :oops:
My god, I have just spent 3 hours vacuuming the house, 3 fecking hours fgs. :evil:
I so need to buy that woman a new vacuum cleaner, my back feels like its broke in two.
Ok, I would so love to say, “ housework? PAH, I laugh in the face of housework, easy peasy lemon squeezy!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
WRONNNNNNGO!!! Its feckin hard work, 25 degrees here today and I am melting, I’m sweating in parts that I didn’t even know could sweat.
The list:
1) Buy new vacuum cleaner (get advice on best model)
2) Build large kennel at bottom of garden to accommodate 2 mutts. (are they ever getting back in? over my dead body) :evil:
3) Buy a very large supply of disposable plates, cups, cutlery etc.
4) Find out who the local “ I take in ironing “ person is.
5) Find the feckin instruction manual for the washing machine.
6) Ring the nearest boarding school and see if they have a free placement. :jagsatwork:
7) Employ a maid ………………… hmmmm …………. A maid, French maid…………….. No, no no, Swiss maid, Blonde, leggy, nice ass, nice tits, tiny black outfit……………..
:hump: :bounce: ............ :shock: :shock: Cough, sorry, it’s the heat.
Oh and lastly, order a large bunch of flowers for when she gets back, give her the flowers, go on bended knee and beg her never ever to go away again.
So guys, next time you think the missus deserves a treat, buy her a new outfit, some nice jewellery, a new rabbit, a car, anything, just don’t be a plonker and say, “here darling, have a nice break away for a few daysâ€....... :scared: :scared: ...... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don’t do it.
Guess I should have put this in the bitchin thread, but it seems to have dropped off the end of the SH planet, which we all know is flat, coz if you go too far, you fall of the end! We could give discworld a run for its money, Terry Pratchet eat your heart out ………………………
Rambeling? ………………………….. Who me? …………………… oh ok
I never ever ever ever ever want to see another vacuum cleaner again.
I will never ever ever ever say, “ ah well u got it easy, I godda go out and work for a livingâ€
ops: :oops: My god, I have just spent 3 hours vacuuming the house, 3 fecking hours fgs.
:evil: I so need to buy that woman a new vacuum cleaner, my back feels like its broke in two.
Ok, I would so love to say, “ housework? PAH, I laugh in the face of housework, easy peasy lemon squeezy!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
WRONNNNNNGO!!! Its feckin hard work, 25 degrees here today and I am melting, I’m sweating in parts that I didn’t even know could sweat.
The list:
1) Buy new vacuum cleaner (get advice on best model)
2) Build large kennel at bottom of garden to accommodate 2 mutts. (are they ever getting back in? over my dead body) :evil:
3) Buy a very large supply of disposable plates, cups, cutlery etc.
4) Find out who the local “ I take in ironing “ person is.
5) Find the feckin instruction manual for the washing machine.
6) Ring the nearest boarding school and see if they have a free placement. :jagsatwork:
7) Employ a maid ………………… hmmmm …………. A maid, French maid…………….. No, no no, Swiss maid, Blonde, leggy, nice ass, nice tits, tiny black outfit……………..
:hump: :bounce: ............ :shock: :shock: Cough, sorry, it’s the heat.Oh and lastly, order a large bunch of flowers for when she gets back, give her the flowers, go on bended knee and beg her never ever to go away again.
So guys, next time you think the missus deserves a treat, buy her a new outfit, some nice jewellery, a new rabbit, a car, anything, just don’t be a plonker and say, “here darling, have a nice break away for a few daysâ€....... :scared: :scared: ...... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don’t do it.
Guess I should have put this in the bitchin thread, but it seems to have dropped off the end of the SH planet, which we all know is flat, coz if you go too far, you fall of the end! We could give discworld a run for its money, Terry Pratchet eat your heart out ………………………
Rambeling? ………………………….. Who me? …………………… oh ok
Quote by Vix
Is anyone from my neck of the woods around here?
Oh, we exist, but you'll find the SW crew are all shy and retiring, just like meself, and john45_sw_uk.
I'm in Glastonbury, there's a few here from Bristol, Bath, Swindon-ish, etc. Never met any of them tho... me & Reese (hy hubby) tend to spend more time up the M1, these days.
It's worth it, northern pubs are cheap, and so is the petrol.
cmere you
Quote by Sgt Bilko
but being that the mods are on holiday, wtf
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They sent me out for a pint of milk and when I came back they had all gone!!
:? :? :lol: :lol:You really need to be with Kat_n_Jags right now :twisted: bet you they are all nice n warm n cuddley
:hump: :hump: go on srge, whats to lose? 
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