Errrrrrrrrrrrrmmm, sorry to bring this up, :shock:
but you do sound a bit like an irate husband who has just found something out??
wanna share m8 ? you will get lots of assistance her coz most of the peeps on here really do not like cheaters.
so come on, spill the beans :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
While down in Sussex having drinkies last night MikeC was explaining something to me.
He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't
I feckin wish
ops: :oops: Hi Lovely peeps 
Well I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself and wondering just what to do with myself for the next 10 days :upset:
Now as some of you know Katie (my better half, wife, soul mate, mother of my kids and best lifelong friend and lover :inlove: ) has gone off on hols and left me here to look after the boy.
All is going well and me and the lad are getting some real quality time in
, but the nights are getting a little lonely :upset:
Katie and me had a good long chat before she left, and we agreed that it would be ok for me to chat to any of the lovely ladies on here, and even get a bit of cyber in if it was offered, as long as any meets coming out of it were arranged for when she gets back.:bounce: :bounce:
So, as I have read in some other threads that there are quite a few people on here that enjoy a bit of long distance passion, I would be most grateful, humble and appreciative
for the company on what are turning out to be long lonely nights (finally dropped of at 5:00am this morning, cant seem to sleep without her in the bed)
Just a chat would be fine, cyber would just be a bonus, so if any of you gorgeous ladies on here fancy keeping a lonely guy company, my addies are as follows:
messenger …………… john45_sw_uk
MSM _sw_
Feel free to add icon_ icon_
I should be online after 21:00 (9:00pm) and for the rest of the week, including daytimes.
Well I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself and wondering just what to do with myself for the next 10 days :upset:
Now as some of you know Katie (my better half, wife, soul mate, mother of my kids and best lifelong friend and lover :inlove: ) has gone off on hols and left me here to look after the boy.
All is going well and me and the lad are getting some real quality time in
, but the nights are getting a little lonely :upset: Katie and me had a good long chat before she left, and we agreed that it would be ok for me to chat to any of the lovely ladies on here, and even get a bit of cyber in if it was offered, as long as any meets coming out of it were arranged for when she gets back.:bounce: :bounce:
So, as I have read in some other threads that there are quite a few people on here that enjoy a bit of long distance passion, I would be most grateful, humble and appreciative
for the company on what are turning out to be long lonely nights (finally dropped of at 5:00am this morning, cant seem to sleep without her in the bed)Just a chat would be fine, cyber would just be a bonus, so if any of you gorgeous ladies on here fancy keeping a lonely guy company, my addies are as follows:
messenger …………… john45_sw_uk
MSM _sw_
Feel free to add icon_ icon_
I should be online after 21:00 (9:00pm) and for the rest of the week, including daytimes.
Hi Lovely peeps
Well I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself and wondering just what to do with myself for the next 10 days
when I happened across this thread.
Now as some of you know Katie (my better half, wife, soul mate, mother of my kids and best lifelong friend :inlove: ) has gone off on hols and left me here to look after the boy.
All is going well and me and the lad are getting some real quality time in, but the nights are getting a little lonely :upset:
Katie and me had a good long chat before she left, and we agreed that it would be ok for me to chat to any of the lovely ladies on here, and even get a bit of cyber in if it was offered, as long as any meets coming out of it were arranged for when she gets back.:bounce: :bounce:
So, as this thread has shown that there are quite a few people on here that enjoy a bit of long distance passion,
I would be most grateful, humble and appreciative for the company on what are turning out to be long lonely nights (finally dropped of at 5:00am this morning, cant seem to sleep without her in the bed)
Just a chat would be fine, cyber would just be a bonus, so if any of you gorgeous ladies on here fancy keeping a lonely guy company, my addies are as follows:
messenger …………… john45_sw_uk
MSM _sw_
Feel free to add :twisted: :twisted:
I should be online after 21:00 (9:00pm) and for the rest of the week, including daytimes.
Well I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself and wondering just what to do with myself for the next 10 days
when I happened across this thread.Now as some of you know Katie (my better half, wife, soul mate, mother of my kids and best lifelong friend :inlove: ) has gone off on hols and left me here to look after the boy.
All is going well and me and the lad are getting some real quality time in,
but the nights are getting a little lonely :upset: Katie and me had a good long chat before she left, and we agreed that it would be ok for me to chat to any of the lovely ladies on here, and even get a bit of cyber in if it was offered, as long as any meets coming out of it were arranged for when she gets back.:bounce: :bounce:
So, as this thread has shown that there are quite a few people on here that enjoy a bit of long distance passion,
I would be most grateful, humble and appreciative for the company on what are turning out to be long lonely nights (finally dropped of at 5:00am this morning, cant seem to sleep without her in the bed)Just a chat would be fine, cyber would just be a bonus, so if any of you gorgeous ladies on here fancy keeping a lonely guy company, my addies are as follows:
messenger …………… john45_sw_uk
MSM _sw_
Feel free to add :twisted: :twisted:
I should be online after 21:00 (9:00pm) and for the rest of the week, including daytimes.
Do you find that your tastes have broadened over time?
Very much so.
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
Oh Yes :twisted:
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different?
Variety has most definitley become the spice of life :twisted: :twisted:
Very much so.
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
Oh Yes :twisted:
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different?
Variety has most definitley become the spice of life :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
hiya
Stick with it, its well worth the learning curve.
oooooer, ive got salt ontop of me mmmmmmmmmmmmmm dream :twisted: :twisted:
sorry babes but its pepper thats sitting on you mmmmmmmmm
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
:cheers: Quote by Debbiewebs
Thank you so much S & P
I have so been wanting to ask this question
and thanks to all the peeps who helped with the answers
look out for lots of picies in the near future :twisted:
go on john have a go lets see your pics
ya go on
Like I just said in a pm, I would scare all the SH wildlife, the place would be in chaos and it would take weeks to clean up.
The horses would bolt, cats n dogs would be jumping out of windows, the elephants would stampeed, the monkeys would be crapping from the chandeliers, and as for the sheep, well we wont even go there :twisted:
(psst, will be having a drinkie or two later, so maybe just for you, but dont tell anyone)
Quote by happylu
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: well actualy ............ a pretype, pre awareness gizzmo would be really good, unless you have naturally 100mph scrolling eyes. If you do, no problem, if you dont, be prepaired to lose all sense of reality :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you the best of luck ................. (and thats just for getting in)
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
we havent got time to sit on here and moan as we're too busy shagging thank you.
ok..... and back to the shaggin, c ya
x rache n peaches x
LOOK
:evil: :evil: just go away and stop making us all ******** OK? 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:And i hope the last one really hurt :twisted: ( well just enough)
Quote by Katy
Hi babe
Nice to see you both back. I was getting worried about you!!!
Nearly scrolled past the new user name though, thankfully my brain thought it seemed vaguely familiar though!
Missed both of you you both kept me on your msn list!
Well done for taking the time out you needed to work out what you wanted.
Catch you around!
Katy
xxxxx
Hi Katy
Thanks for your concern, we just had a few things to sort out, still trying to make a few decisions, but we are nearly there :twisted:
hope to chat soon
J
:lol: :lol: Quote by Dawn_Mids
I can't, poor sparky won't be able to shout CQDX or whatever the hell it is
OMG that brought it back :shock: :shock: :shock:
1978, one 9ft copper pipe, 1 3ft x 3ft square of copper sheet, 1 shiney new cobra 148 gtl dx
11 mtr sideband with the US roaring in from all angles................... sigh, good days
:shock: :shock: oh sorry
ops: remenissing :twisted: :twisted: (now fully licenced and proud of it )
Professor Swing says “ Hmm …… sis is very interesting ….. So ……………if I take my sving partner ………… haff my svingg, sen leef my sving partner on the park bench vor the osser svingers to find, I vill sen get all the reports von the other svingers as to how good it is ya?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry :shock: wtfwt???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry :shock: wtfwt???
: :?: 
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