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I have just had a PM suggesting that we need two aunts, well actually an aunt and an uncle, mainly because of women’s problems ................... buttttttttt, having just read what has happened to the thread ............. maybe I’ll just leave it and htf it goes away :shock: :shock: :shock: 
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:HOLD UP THERE guys n gals
ffs, we haven't even decided who the aunt / uncle is yet.
lets do this proper or not at all .................. (wtf is Mark when you need him)
Right.
VOTE NOW ............ for the aunt n uncles of your choice, and to keep it fair, PM your votes to me, the person with the most votes will get a PM from me, if they r up for it, i will anounce it on here, but not tell you who it is, they will then assume a new/extra persona on SH forums so that he/she stays anonimous (SP)
get voting peeps
ffs, we haven't even decided who the aunt / uncle is yet.
lets do this proper or not at all .................. (wtf is Mark when you need him)
Right.
VOTE NOW ............ for the aunt n uncles of your choice, and to keep it fair, PM your votes to me, the person with the most votes will get a PM from me, if they r up for it, i will anounce it on here, but not tell you who it is, they will then assume a new/extra persona on SH forums so that he/she stays anonimous (SP)
get voting peeps
Quote by salt_n_pepper
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol
yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again
ermmm, askem straight out :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ok ok, so that lets me out of the agony aunt post
ok we have spoken another sexy couple and joined there group so how do we asked them to join us
:Dso heres what I would do .................... as they seem particularly thick :twisted:
Send them a pm, so that there is no doubt as to who your attentions are focussed on
Thanks Dave
I think the secret ballot thing would probably be best, then whoever gets elected can give honest, impartial advice without the fear of upsetting friends and aquaintances.
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
I for one have a few questions of my own.
J
I think the secret ballot thing would probably be best, then whoever gets elected can give honest, impartial advice without the fear of upsetting friends and aquaintances.
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
I for one have a few questions of my own.
J
Quote by salt_n_pepper
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol
yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again
ermmm, askem straight out :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ok ok, so that lets me out of the agony aunt post
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Quote by freckledbird:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Definitely go mfor it Trapper and hope that she hasn't been reading this thread. If you don't go now, we might all sign in tomorrow to a message on the cafe about non-genuine people who don't turn up for meets.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:OI John - you bloody quoted my typo
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:ooooooh, remind me to quote you more often
Shoot me if this has been done before ok
After the relative sucess of the SH song request thread, and having read a number of "help me " threads, I just wondered what you all thought about a Dear Agony Aunt thread?
And if so, who would you appoint?
Dear Jags?
Dear Polo?
Dear Freckle?
Dear (insert name of choice)
or should this be done as a secret ballot and the chosen one adopt a new identity and it never be known who it really is?
Sugestions on a "post" card please :twisted:
After the relative sucess of the SH song request thread, and having read a number of "help me " threads, I just wondered what you all thought about a Dear Agony Aunt thread?
And if so, who would you appoint?
Dear Jags?
Dear Polo?
Dear Freckle?
Dear (insert name of choice)
or should this be done as a secret ballot and the chosen one adopt a new identity and it never be known who it really is?
Sugestions on a "post" card please :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Definitely go mfor it Trapper and hope that she hasn't been reading this thread. If you don't go now, we might all sign in tomorrow to a message on the cafe about non-genuine people who don't turn up for meets.
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Quote by davej
:crazy: your gonna go soft :crazy:
:crazy: your gonna go soft :crazy:
:crazy: she's gonna be butt ugly :crazy:
:crazy: she's gonna be butt ugly :crazy:
:crazy: you'll cum in three minutes :crazy:
:crazy: you'll cum in three minutes :crazy:
:crazy: your gonna go soft :crazy:
:crazy: your gonna go soft :crazy:
what!......what!. :dunno:
BASTARD!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Listen mate
We have only had three 'personal' meets, so are no experts here, but can tell you that we felt just what you are feeling to various degrees on each occasion.
Ask yourself this, "What have I got to loose, and what have I got to gain if I go, and if I dont go?"
All three of our meets turned out great and we are all still the best of mates
even though one did not work out in the sex department as there was no physical attraction we have sill become good friends and still chat, have a meal and a drink out and get on like a house on fire. So really, what have you got to loose?GO FOR IT, LIFES TOO SHORT :twisted: ............. anyway, be rude not to :wink:
:worship: :worship: Switch off puter ............. take valium to combat the DT's
Unplug keyboard ............. gently
Get star drive .................... if you can remember wtf you put the darned thing last time you used it
Get wife/partner ............. shout at them for losing your star drive that you just know you left on the kitchen table, six weeks ago
Go red ……………… when wife / partner finds star drive exactly where you left it, (in the bottom drawer)
Open keyboard…………. Very carefully making sure to swear at the manufacturers for gluing the feckin screws in
Remove keyboard overlay …………… scream hysterically as all the keys tumble to the floor
Wipe keyboard internals ……….. Be sure to have elastoplasts to hand.
Reassemble keyboard …………… yeah right
Decision time ………………… do you spend the next three years trying to remember where all the keys go?
Or do you just go and blow your last tenner on a new one??? Lol
HTH
:twisted:
Unplug keyboard ............. gently
Get star drive .................... if you can remember wtf you put the darned thing last time you used it
Get wife/partner ............. shout at them for losing your star drive that you just know you left on the kitchen table, six weeks ago
Go red ……………… when wife / partner finds star drive exactly where you left it, (in the bottom drawer)
Open keyboard…………. Very carefully making sure to swear at the manufacturers for gluing the feckin screws in
Remove keyboard overlay …………… scream hysterically as all the keys tumble to the floor
Wipe keyboard internals ……….. Be sure to have elastoplasts to hand.
Reassemble keyboard …………… yeah right
Decision time ………………… do you spend the next three years trying to remember where all the keys go?
Or do you just go and blow your last tenner on a new one??? Lol
HTH
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