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To those who were gearing up for a good ole scrap in the ‘Bitchin’ thread, …sorry guys, needed to help out a friend.
To the friend I needed to help out …… sorry babes was as much help as an ashtray on a motorbike. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
To those who tried to get a sensible word out of me on messenger ……………………. Sorry guys.
To Katie who wanted other things from me last nite …………………………. :oops:
And to anyone else on here that had any form of contact with me last nite ……….. My most humblest apologies.
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But most of all, to the goddess that I so wanted to cyber with but was totally incapable due to alcohol induced verbal bollox ............ I am sooooooo sorry :oops: :oops: :oops:
God I was soooooooooooooooo pissed.
Or was it being out in the sun all day? ………….. That was it……………… sunstroke ……………. Nothing to do with 12 cans of lager at the bbq and then 3 quarters of a litre of Vodka at all ……. Sun stroke is what it was ……. honest
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ops: :oops: :oops: To those who were gearing up for a good ole scrap in the ‘Bitchin’ thread, …sorry guys, needed to help out a friend.
To the friend I needed to help out …… sorry babes was as much help as an ashtray on a motorbike. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
To those who tried to get a sensible word out of me on messenger ……………………. Sorry guys.
To Katie who wanted other things from me last nite …………………………. :oops:
And to anyone else on here that had any form of contact with me last nite ……….. My most humblest apologies.
:worship: But most of all, to the goddess that I so wanted to cyber with but was totally incapable due to alcohol induced verbal bollox ............ I am sooooooo sorry :oops: :oops: :oops:
God I was soooooooooooooooo pissed.
Or was it being out in the sun all day? ………….. That was it……………… sunstroke ……………. Nothing to do with 12 cans of lager at the bbq and then 3 quarters of a litre of Vodka at all ……. Sun stroke is what it was ……. honest
:cheers: :beer: :oops: Quote by ockysweeties
awrigh. thas 's back on again is it???... fine then....
DUCK!
Right corporal
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: this is not the way to reassume hostilities
Hi
I had a similar problem with Katie, it went on for years and its a bit of a long story, but the upshot was that the only reason she wouldnt do it was because she thought she would be crap at it and didnt want to dissapoint me (silly girl) then, purely by chance she saw one of these sex educatin progs on channel 4 where a sex therapist was showing a bunch of women how to do it properly
Well anyway, armed with a little knowlage she decided to try it, and once she saw how wild it drove me she nevver looked back, absolutley loves it now.
so just maybe this woman thinks so much of you that she is scared of dissapointing you?
just a thought in my head, probably crap like most of the other stuff thats in there lol
I had a similar problem with Katie, it went on for years and its a bit of a long story, but the upshot was that the only reason she wouldnt do it was because she thought she would be crap at it and didnt want to dissapoint me (silly girl) then, purely by chance she saw one of these sex educatin progs on channel 4 where a sex therapist was showing a bunch of women how to do it properly
Well anyway, armed with a little knowlage she decided to try it, and once she saw how wild it drove me she nevver looked back, absolutley loves it now.
so just maybe this woman thinks so much of you that she is scared of dissapointing you?
just a thought in my head, probably crap like most of the other stuff thats in there lol
HMMM, now I wonder (as a complete novice) how easy/difficult it would be to add audio streaming to the site and have a real SH online radio station .............................. erm, Swinging FM? Towers radio? Radio Swing??
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Now steady Mark ....... I didn't mean it honest, put that bloody 
away
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Now steady Mark .......
I didn't mean it honest, put that bloody away :twisted:
Quote by rustynutts
I went to a BBQ a few Sundays ago, plenty of food, as yer do but I was drinking Gordon’s Slow Gin and a lovely drop it was too, neat of course. I had a good half bottle possibly three quarters. At about 8, me and her went home and straight to bed feeling really horny after spending all afternoon in the company of scantly clad things. From 10 until 3, we fucked in every position possible and only stopped now and then for a breather or to take on fluids, (water) but I never cum, she did loads of times, lucky bitch. No, it didn’t really bother me as it was the fuck of my life and she owes me big time. What I was wondering is if any one else has an experience similar to this? An aphrodisiacs that really works do you think? Try it and let me know how it goes for you. Needless to say, I now have shares in Gordon’s. Rusty.
Wouldn't have anything to do with yer Rusty Nuts would it :shock: :shock: :shock:
only joking, threequarters of a bottle of vodka does excactly the same for me, though you have to be careful, any more and theres no performance at all, and its not just the curtain that wont go up
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Hi guys n gals
If this has been done before then ………….. I don’t care really, as there are loads of new people here so it might just work again. I did do a quick click on my friendly button but nothing came up, so here goes.
Something along the lines of a radio request show.
You post which song you would most like to have played for which SH member and why. (you never know, they may even see it :twisted: )
Now of course we do want all the sloppy and raunchy ones, this is a swinging forum after all, but there are other songs that could be tongue in cheek digs etc. :twisted:
This might be good or it might go down in flames, either way no matter, just an idea.
Ok so I’d better start.
I would like “You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate†played for the sexy katie_sw_uk
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If this has been done before then ………….. I don’t care really
, as there are loads of new people here so it might just work again. I did do a quick click on my friendly button but nothing came up, so here goes.Something along the lines of a radio request show.
You post which song you would most like to have played for which SH member and why. (you never know, they may even see it :twisted: )
Now of course we do want all the sloppy and raunchy ones, this is a swinging forum after all, but there are other songs that could be tongue in cheek digs etc. :twisted:
This might be good or it might go down in flames, either way no matter, just an idea.
Ok so I’d better start.
I would like “You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate†played for the sexy katie_sw_uk
:hump: Quote by marmalaid
You are correct that it is an issue that was spoken about by Mal (i think) a few months ago, in Internet Explorer you can't highlight a little bit, but in Firefox you can.
But if all you wanted to do was quote I'll take off my pedantic sandals (actually, fuck it, I'll leave them on and wait for some other bastard to take them off)
Dont you just love Firefox? so much faster and safer to use (imho) :D
And yes postie, my sides are still acheing from yesterday, so will postpone hostilities till this evening
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Cant speak for the ladies out there, but for me there is nothing more horny than waking up to that feeling of having certain body parts gently massaged and licked buy my woman, she knows just how wake me so that is not a shock to the system and by the time I am fully awake the sergeant major is ready for action. Oh what bliss.
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(“for me there is nothing more horny “ I retract that statement, having it done by two women would be sooooooooooooo much hornier :twisted: )
:hump: :hump: (“for me there is nothing more horny “ I retract that statement, having it done by two women would be sooooooooooooo much hornier :twisted: )
