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6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
Pokes head over parapet
Ahh, looks like peace has broken out, now wheres me hexi burner and me billycan, lets get a brew on while theres time

I'm sorry, what does that mean?!
Having a good ole cup of tea Ocky, want one? come join us by the camp fire biggrin

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:

How many sugars Happy?

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
you still bitchin john :giggle:

Nah, havin a break in hostilities, bloody good fun though, havent laughed so much in years lol

:lol:

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6 Jun 2005

Pokes head over parapet
Ahh, looks like peace has broken out, now wheres me hexi burner and me billycan, lets get a brew on while theres time coffee

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
oi, postie... duck!
and here john, this should help kill the lil' itching bastards

OOOOH thats better

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6 Jun 2005

bailliffs :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Join us n the frog.

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6 Jun 2005

Its ok Ocky, I got your tail covered wink

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
screw pepper spray....

Wooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo
way to go guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fuck my bollox are itchin, you just wait Postie, I'm of to find a PitBull

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
Katien_n_John I have some industrial strength flea spray ifn you want to loan it!

What? recruit a FROG???
Oh well needs must, chuck us the flea powder and man the barricades.

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass

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6 Jun 2005

oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

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6 Jun 2005

Venus, Ocky, stop your bloody whinging and help me get these two flea ridden furballs out, the got me cornered here.
duel

:duel: :duel: :duel:

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Typical Yanks, always arrive late!

can't help this .. but sniggggger...... damn that happy cats.... fucked up my bitching totally...typical. Why can't you get back to being not so funny.. (and did some bugger call our cats - fleabags??)
Your right!
Get Shorty!
Come on then duel

I'll take you both on with one hand tied behind me back :boxing: :kick:

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thought you were supposed to be in the garden - lookin' for frogs???
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH feck off, she'll find me again ya feckin dobber

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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6 Jun 2005

:scared: :scared: Oh shit
Hide me hide me quick ffs
bolt

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Horous
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:

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6 Jun 2005

FFS

I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

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6 Jun 2005

Dunno mate dunno

Katie had a very strange text message today, it just said "Elisabeth" :shock: :shock: :shock:
When we checked in her inbox all the other texts she has recieved have the callers number after them, this one though said "Data Message" confused

: :?: :?: :?:
wierd huh?

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6 Jun 2005

Welcome aboard matey wave

:cheers:

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6 Jun 2005

:rotflmao: Dady used to say that I did not need to leard to spell, as I'd always have a secretary.
:thumbup:

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Alright, alright. I get the feckin hint............
Btw, this is the first I heard of any complaints.
Couldn't find me previous one so this'll have to do.
Also made me late for work changing it yer bastards :P

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo change it back, change it back

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Only jokin m8
:thumbup:

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6 Jun 2005

Just what we were gonna say Kaz :thumbup:

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6 Jun 2005

:welcome: :cheers:

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh :x :x :x
Laters gang
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Bowing to the superiority of women eh?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dont worry, I'll be back, I aint finished with you yet matey :rotflmao:

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6 Jun 2005

Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh mad

:x :x :x
Laters gang

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Who you calling shorty? Want ur tits slapped ?

Now dont get shirty, shorty!
lol

When I want advice from a flea bitten alky rug I'll ask for it, now feck off like you said you were gonna flipa

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6 Jun 2005

Who you calling shorty? duel

Want ur tits slapped ?

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
SHORTS!!............... i just thought his trousers had shrunk!!!! rotflmao

Dont you feckin start duel

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
Good riddance, and dont come back rolleyes

:wink:

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