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Quote by teppic
I would like to ask if it is only me or do most of you men enjoy masturbating in the shower? Personally I find that there is something quite sensuous about all that water running over my body, and just can't wait to get a lady in there with me once more... Ladies feel free to make any comments also.
nope, it's not just you....i enjoy it too..... and it's easier to clean up after
What he said :twisted:
:welcome: :cheers: hiya
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:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: honestly :scared: Quote by VenusnMars
Scuse me a minute
/sad fantasy book mode on
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/957448085428f181e1ff3f.jpg <----- Tanis!
/sad fantasy book mode off
As you were
Venusxxx
surely you dont mean Tanis, Half Elven? and his long term lover Kiatra? (or whatever tf her name was lol)
i just know that I'm the only one that reads all that ................ stuff ,......................... right?
Quote by littlemee
just wondered if anyone has seen Maia this w/e? She seems conspicuous by her absense in here :shock:
just hoping she's ok
xx J
PM'ed her this morning and she was OK then so don't panic John.
I did make her swoon so maybe she is off recovering!!!
Some women are easily pleased.
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Quote by Maia
just wondered if anyone has seen Maia this w/e? She seems conspicuous by her absense in here :shock:
just hoping she's ok
xx J
PM'ed her this morning and she was OK then so don't panic John.
I did make her swoon so maybe she is off recovering!!!
Some women are easily pleased.
Ooooo
a thread for me!
Thank you. I am well, thanks. Sorrry John, meant to PM you before I left home but i had to put undergarments on especially for today's work party and I was too hassled by the restrictions that the wretched things were imposing. It was a lovely party, lots of people of various ages from 2 months to 80 years and my heels sunk into the ground everytime I walked so it didn't take me long at all before I started going barefeet. I then ended up having to stay at the party for longer than planned cos the other half went home in his car with MY carkeys in his pocket! Couldn't leave my car there as it had my work equipment in the boot so had to wait for him to get back to me with my keys.
WOW .......... heavy weekend then ....................... just glad that u r ok................ thanks for the PM
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FFS man what does it take??????????????? 
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U want me to send the bucket round or what????
CHANGE THAT FECKIN AVATAR
look around you :shock:
read the posts :shock:
DOH
get the feckin hint :shock:
course as soon as i post this u are going to change the avatar back and make me ( and all the others (yes i have kept a log) who have complained ) look like a real bunch of idiots lmfao
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:x :x :x U want me to send the bucket round or what????
CHANGE THAT FECKIN AVATAR
look around you :shock:
read the posts :shock:
DOH
get the feckin hint :shock:
course as soon as i post this u are going to change the avatar back and make me ( and all the others (yes i have kept a log) who have complained ) look like a real bunch of idiots lmfao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy: Quote by naughtynymphos1
I like ironing, gives me time to zone out and stop thinking, but not so much that I do anything dangerous.
I have thought about dabbling in ironing other people's stuff for a price, but only if there's good stuff on TV
i know this is a bit of a thread hijack but gott ask......what the hell is that pic of? lol
LMAO. i just asked that in another thread, thought maybe hes had his balls ripped out by the roots
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OK that does it :shock: :shock: :shock:
I cant go on ignoring it any more ................ bigDewi69.......... WTF is that avatar??? it looks feckin disgutsin ................ has someone ripped your balls out by the roots or somefin???
or is it a raw leg of lamb?
you have so been waiting for someone to ask............ intcha? heh? go on, admit it :twisted:
I cant go on ignoring it any more ................ bigDewi69.......... WTF is that avatar??? it looks feckin disgutsin ................ has someone ripped your balls out by the roots or somefin???
or is it a raw leg of lamb?
you have so been waiting for someone to ask............ intcha? heh? go on, admit it :twisted:
Quote by VenusnMars
It was just so still and calm - beautiful, so I thought I'd tell someone and it was you lot who got it! lol
I spent the day looking at two boarded up windows which had previously been kicked in, was told I'd have my head ripped off and my neck shit down, was spat at, and had to drag someone to the SCA room. Oh, and the weather was shit too!
Glad you enjoyed your day, it's good to feel alive! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
did ya have to use C & R / did ya? hmm? go on tell us? :rotflmao: Know just the kinda day you mean
and the Pro-social modelling course is :bs: too :lol: oh and its shat down lmfao
Quote by Katy
I dont want any surgery but if someone could wave a magic wand and put some the fat from my arse and thighs into my boobs I would be happy!
I have been working out in the gym and seem to be tonning up and losing weight but it seems to be going from my boobs and as I am only a B cup I dont have much to spare!
I would quit the gym but my personal trainer is stunning and I would love to give him a good work out!!!
Katy
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Oi, dont forget i can prove otherwise :twisted: you are Gorgeous so stop it ok? oh and u owe me a pm
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