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johneboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50

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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
I'm from Canada sweetie... cool

A cross between Cliff Thorburn and Bill Werbeniuk I heard innocent bolt
Quote by little gem
From a female's perspective I agree with Meat2pleaseU.

have you seen a doctor about that Littlegem? :grin: bolt
It's when I start agreeing with PoloLady I get a bit of sweat on! lol ;)
I do think he's been sniffing the pritt sticks again though.. he doesn't normally make that much sense! :lol:
kiss
Gem. x
I wouldn't mind seeing that :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
I've got a bit of the cockneys

you need to see a doctor about that Pete..... is it terminal? dunno
Quote by fabio grooverider
Hmmm, I watched both episodes but thought a lot of what happened was quite predictable.... confused
Ah well, as Johneboy says DH is back and Rescue Me is back next month!! (although I've not yet met anyone else who watches that!)
biggrin

Can i Say i Love Rescue me!!! and is Desperate Housewives back next week!!!! that is me sorted!!!!!!!
sean (not really a big girls blouse!!!)
that's not what Meaty said about you the other day Fabio :grin:
said you did flower arranging in your spare time too innocent
Quote by little gem
From a female's perspective I agree with Meat2pleaseU.

have you seen a doctor about that Littlegem? :grin: bolt
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Had a chat with Leonard Cohen on a ferrie. :shock:

That must have been exciting lol
You are such a rascal.. It was. He is a cool guy.. :thumbup:
cool but dull if his music is anything to go by wink
Quote by banlwales
Ben has a unique tattoo
Liz has a birthmark in the shape of New Zealand

north or south island?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
shurrup miss yo-yo knickers smackbottom
im at my peak and full of, of, errr something really good :thumbup:
(que the freak show to fill in the witty'full of' commet)

........... yourself flipa
Quote by man50
from all the posts i have discovered patience is a virtue a sense of humour is a must and take the rough with the smooth :high-smile:

a fast learner..... good luck in your quest :thumbup:
Meaty, have you been sniffing Pritt sticks again, you're almost making sense :grin:
Quote by Robert1961
I getting bored with everything at present and there is so much rubbish going on on this site at present i need a break.
complaining about mod, crap posts, chatroom , silly adds meaning nothing, web cam in chat room its more a porn site than the swinging site i joined up to.
I will pop in now and again and have a look around but im taking some time out from posting as from this message.
i will be back in time for the Munch season.
Rob

you little fibber :shock:
Quote by firelizard
We are complete Lostaholics and going to be devastated when it finishes tonite sad I can't think what we could possibly do to make Wednesday nights more bearable in the future redface any ideas confused:
Love
Mrs Lizard

Desperate Housewives dunno
jpbfbm Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:36 am Post subject:
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Serendipity wrote:
Meeeeeee toooooooo!
Got Sky+ on pause so I wait 10 mins and skip the adverts!
<<<saddo
I've got both episodes from last night on tape so now i've just got to get through the day without anybody giving things away.

reminds me of that Likely Lads episode with the Cup Final......pmsl rotflmao :rotflmao:
but the best bit last night was when the giant polar bear piloted the spacecraft (which was below the hatch), picked up Hurley with a giant claw and dropped him into the ocean causing a catastrophic tsunami....meanwhile on the raft...... oh but i won't spoil it for you :grin:
Better late than never I suppose wink
Just to say what a fab night I had on Saturday :thumbup:
Thanks to the sexy Pebbs and Demon for organising it, Kaz and Ice for the badgemaking and to the rest of you that contributed to a fantastic night :bounce:
Especially nice to see my old mates Hornyred and Dino, Happy Cats (and the gorgeous Mrs HC for the first time) and Postie.
Great to meet for the first time the wonderfully sexy Darkfire :twisted: OnlyMe :twisted: and Debbiewebs :eeek:
Tatty..... memorable piercings sillyhwoar:
Fallen Angel....thank Meaty for the pressie, it was very nice :rascal:
Everyone else I chatted to, too many to mention but a great bunch of people :thumbup:
Everyone I didn't get to chat to.... must try harder next time smackbottom
Oh..... AngelChat..... nice outfit :twisted: :phwoar:
Quote by fabio grooverider
Wholey shit!!!! how many of us are going !!! lol
Yeee haaaaaa :happy: :happy:
See you all there then..... biggrin

147 by my reckoning Tatty.... the challenge is to speak to everyone well everyone except Happy Cats, Postie and Dino... the three old farts :grin:
come over and say hi :twisted:
if you want to speak to johneboy you may have to be quick... were you not a bit worse for wear at the last one!!!!!! smile :) :) :) :) :) came over to say hello and you were fast asleep!!!! :lol:
ah well, i have a cunning plan this time............ no alcohol :lol:
well when i say 'no alcohol' what i really mean is 'just a few cos it'd be rude not to' wink
Quote by tattyxpx
Wholey shit!!!! how many of us are going !!! lol
Yeee haaaaaa :happy: :happy:
See you all there then..... biggrin

147 by my reckoning Tatty.... the challenge is to speak to everyone well everyone except Happy Cats, Postie and Dino... the three old farts :grin:
come over and say hi :twisted:
Quote by Angel Chat
Well done you lol
Wanna share?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You can keep the prize to yourself tho' wink

:bounce: :bounce: How lucky can one girl be in one day :bounce: :bounce:
As if I'd say no to an offer like that:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well there's a first time for everything :wink:
Quote by Happy Cats
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest and most genuine of people you could meet!
kiss

crawler wink
Sorry this is a bit late............... hope you had a fantastic birthday HR, and a brilliant time last night, you deserve it :twisted:
J kiss passionkiss drinkies
A girl i lived with for a while would masturbate both me and herself simultaneously while asleep redface
did i say that out loud
sorry hamkins, just a quick thread hi-jack......
Dirtytwo, what a great avatar.. sillyhwoar:
Hi-jack over :thumbup:
Welcome ratpack wave
I assume you bear a resemblance to either Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Peter Lawford or Joey Bishop? Or is it the quality of your singing voice? dunno
:laughabove: @ Colts
I've heard that letting out a silent one and blaming it on the cat is a popular excuse innocent
Quote by amalthea
Well all theses years i have spent so much money on Vibs... ...... and the other day i was with a man that used his electric tooth brush on me ....and wow!........i was up in those clouds quicker then you can say Jack frost!
If you haven't yet used one.......... .please go and try .......just think of the money it could save
OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it! rotflmao

Actually even an ordinary toothbrush can be good fun lol
the mind boggles :confused:
does it matter whether its hard or soft bristled, medium or compact head, and what about the angle of the head dunno wink
perhaps they should be afraid that the men in white coats are coming to for them..... sarge run for the hills :eeek:
What Clare said lol ...
well apart from the 'gorgeous thing' part, and I won't call you 'honey' either if that's ok :grin:
Have a great birthday :bounce:
The Herbs..... each character had it's own song.... 'I'm Dill the Dog, I'm a Dog called Dill...etc' as he chased his tail.
many others mentioned already, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Mary Mungo and Midge, Banana Splits, Double Deckers, and what about Hectors House and Fingerbobs, and the original Scooby Doo before Scrappy bleeding Doo made an appearance!
Quote by etfcboy1971
Just be listening to the " CAKERJACK" tune.
that takes me back.
with ed "stewpot" stewart, bernie clfiton, and peter someone.
help with surname please.
then it was stu francis, with his o, i could crush a grape, catchphase.
so all together everyone.
It's Friday night, it's 5 o'clock.
it's time for...........................
CRACKERJACK !!!!!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

it was peter glaze, but his sidekick was don mclean wasn't it?
oh, Alias Smith and Jones...... happy days...... oh and Happy Days!! :lol:
Quote by Angel Chat
lol sorry. I started a new thread about Cupids tomorrow night as I'll be there with a partner. Didn't realise there was already a thread going, so now the two have been merged together. That way we can both see who's going biggrin :thumbup:

tut, you just can't get the staff these days can you wink
no falling over this week angel lol
Kaz
Looks like it's all been said already but it sounds like you dealt with the situation amazingly well, i take my proverbial hat off to you and sir lee for your restraint as i may have been inclined to take more physical action with him, and believe me that is not how i behave but these arrogant guys really piss me off big style mad ....thank god they're few and far between around here. Great to see people coming to your aid though, i'd expect nothing less from the folks on here.... well done you guys :thumbup:
Not had the chance to meet you yet as you avoided me at the last Yorkshire Munch loon , but be ready for a large hug when I catch up with you eventually passionkiss
Take care
J kiss