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johneboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50

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Quote by naughtynymphos1
BOO!!! :eeek:
Avatar theft.... a very bad habit, isn't it Meaty flipa
Yep, I'm back

:scared: :scared:
where ya been?
missed me again I see NN banghead
BOO!!! :eeek:
Avatar theft.... a very bad habit, isn't it Meaty flipa
Yep, I'm back
*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 560 ish
Posts per Day: forgot to check
Reason for Leave: working.... really i am.... really hard too....no time to sunbathe and get pissed
Location of Leave: Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day): Sunday 6th November 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Thursday 1st December 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 6th November 2005
Quote by freckledbird
Osmosis - the transformation of a normal, regular sort of guy into one who has a pathological desire to listen and watch a certain 70's 'boy band', dress up in white PVC suits with diamante studded collars and cuffs and sing 'Crazy Horses' at the top of his voice wink
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy lol

Spot the Osmonds fan, Johneboy? :lol:
I read about em...honest.... too young to remember them :wink:
Osmosis - the transformation of a normal, regular sort of guy into one who has a pathological desire to listen and watch a certain 70's 'boy band', dress up in white PVC suits with diamante studded collars and cuffs and sing 'Crazy Horses' at the top of his voice wink
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy lol
Quote by Debbiewebs
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you
rolleyes lol :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam
Have you been on the same stuff as Debbiewebs this morning dunno
Everyone's talking utter rubbish today :grin:
Must be........... because some one told me that your sexy and dress smartly :P
I resemble that remark :shock:
Quote by blonde
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you
rolleyes lol :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam
Have you been on the same stuff as Debbiewebs this morning dunno
Everyone's talking utter rubbish today :grin:
try here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47835.html
the search button is up there
happy to help :thumbup:
Debs, I have to agree with Meaty here remind me to phone the quack, can't have been Meaty as you described him as 'a hunk'......i think you've been sniffing Mr Debbiewebs socks again :grin:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:welcome: to swinging heaven
arn't you the foot guy? lol

he's a chiropodist?
debbiewebs.....over here and get your bunions sorted out :grin:
oh, and welcome to the forum rich...have fun
sorry for the hijack, as always
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Why is it just men in uniform eh??
What about women in uniform do they do anything for you men or women??
Dont for me sad
But my hubby is a fireman and that isnt sexy either . Everyone thinks fireman are but my hubby took the novelty away when he told me that
"When I me and the lads fart in our uniforms, the smell just stays in until you take your trousers off then it all cums out"
*Blurghhhhhhhhhhhh* Not sexy at all!
Also they smell of barrier cream and smoke! rolleyes

Princess, from all the non-firemen on SH who dread the arrival of yet another fireman on the forum..... thanks for telling it how it is worship
Ladies...take note...especially you Hornyred :rascal:
Put me down as a 'possible' please Alex innocent
Should this be the inaugural meeting of the 'Sheffield Bookworms' dunno
Quote by Him'nHer
Oooohhhhhh this thread has been running for soooo long and I have just thought of something smile
Once when I was about 9 or 10, I went to a small primary school, (about 200 kids). In assembly one morning I once farted so loudly that everyone heard it and the headmaster stopped talking redface surprisedops:

Just for clarification, was that Him or Her?
Quote by Him'nHer
Oooh and I thought this was about that singer chappy who used to be in the Beatles redface

You mean John Lennon actually used that stuff dunno
errrrrmmm maca as in McCartney rolleyes
aaaah :doh: wink
Quote by Him'nHer
Oooh and I thought this was about that singer chappy who used to be in the Beatles redface

You mean John Lennon actually used that stuff dunno
Quote by Happy Cats
Ok, dont tell anyone, but was a distant relation of mine redface

I can see the likeness :grin:
The Human League girls were in our year at school.
I was interviewed on Winton Cooper's 'Somethin Else' Sunday afternoon rock show on Radio Sheffield.
Appeared on YTVs Telethon over Richard Whiteleys shoulder.... or was it Jimmy Saville?
Qualified scuba diver.
Had my photo took with Curly Watts at Sydney Airport after telling him my Mum was his biggest fan loon
Chief Moo
Wishing you a speedy recovery, looks like you have a real gem there in LM2H2H :thumbup:
All the best
J
Quote by Clare and Steve
Cock :rascal:

....au vin dunno
Or aren't you fussy where you get it lol
Yeh I think I'm with NN on this one, Haagen-Daz or Ben & Jerry's... what a dilemma :confused:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Where did you go? :shock:
when did you go? :shock:
didn't even notice you wasn't here redface
welcome back kiss

NN, in answer to your comments above:
Cyprus
3 weeks ago
Thanks confused
Thanks biggrin
Quote by Angel Chat
Welcome back johneboy passionkiss
Did you bring me the Aphrodite rock I asked for ?? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

remind me again about the aphrodite rock redface
was it long, hard and sweet when you suck it dunno
bugger, left it behind :doh:
meaty...... admit it, you missed me kiss
postie....always a pleasure :thumbup:
Quote by Happy Cats
Just noticed that he has slipped back in through the side entrance
Welcome back - top fella!

.....rather than slipping in the rear entrance you mean :grin:
Thanks HC, didn't think I'd make a song and dance about it, but as you have....... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Alex, yeah a bit less tired now, and here till Sunday when I bugger off for another 4 weeks bolt
I know you wouldn't want to get rid of me.... although I'm sure there are people who would where is meaty?
AC, I don't know, let you out for the night and look what you go and do :doh:
Hope you feel better soon :therethere: kiss
Quote by Angel Chat
blink NFI dunno
HTH biggrin

it's all gobblerjook to me too :blink:
Quote by mr filth
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting. rolleyes

Charmin
might need a couple of rolls to clean up the mess :sticky:
maybe you should appeal to a higher authority dunno
PM to the mods would be a good starting point, still unsatisfied, PM to the BBD :thumbup:
after that it will probably be ACAS blink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can u not use the same name on the forum and chat room?
didn't know that
would explain why i couldn't use naughtynymphos on here tho thats why i stuck a 1 on the end lol

it depends on your username..... there appear to be some unwritten rules..... i had to change my username because you're not allowed to mention 'boy' or 'girl' in the chatroom..... helps weedle out the pervs apparently innocent
did it work tho? :whistling:
nope....... Postie's still here :grin: bolt
Quote by Angel Chat
Devondelight should be an acceptable nick. You do have to register for the chatroom seperately though using the instructions on the page http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/index.html#registration or the long thing written out by Jonathan http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/565881.html#565881
Angel (in ultra helpful mode)

bleedin hell.... get her :eeek: .....you been eating those toadstools out the back garden again Angel dunno wink
Hmmmm..... FB in a club or Postie being rogered with a large marrow dunno .............. go Bev :bounce: :bounce: