Quote by naughtynymphos1
BOO!!! :eeek:
Avatar theft.... a very bad habit, isn't it Meaty
Yep, I'm back
:scared: :scared:
where ya been?
missed me again I see NN
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johneboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 560 ish
Posts per Day: forgot to check
Reason for Leave: working.... really i am.... really hard too....no time to sunbathe and get pissed
Location of Leave: Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day): Sunday 6th November 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Thursday 1st December 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 6th November 2005
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 560 ish
Posts per Day: forgot to check
Reason for Leave: working.... really i am.... really hard too....no time to sunbathe and get pissed
Location of Leave: Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day): Sunday 6th November 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Thursday 1st December 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 6th November 2005
Quote by freckledbird
Osmosis - the transformation of a normal, regular sort of guy into one who has a pathological desire to listen and watch a certain 70's 'boy band', dress up in white PVC suits with diamante studded collars and cuffs and sing 'Crazy Horses' at the top of his voice
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy
Spot the Osmonds fan, Johneboy? :lol:
I read about em...honest.... too young to remember them :wink:
Osmosis - the transformation of a normal, regular sort of guy into one who has a pathological desire to listen and watch a certain 70's 'boy band', dress up in white PVC suits with diamante studded collars and cuffs and sing 'Crazy Horses' at the top of his voice
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy
Quote by Debbiewebs
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sam
Have you been on the same stuff as Debbiewebs this morning
Everyone's talking utter rubbish today :grin:
Must be........... because some one told me that your sexy and dress smartly :P
I resemble that remark :shock:
Quote by blonde
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sam
Have you been on the same stuff as Debbiewebs this morning
Everyone's talking utter rubbish today :grin:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Why is it just men in uniform eh??
What about women in uniform do they do anything for you men or women??
Dont for me
But my hubby is a fireman and that isnt sexy either . Everyone thinks fireman are but my hubby took the novelty away when he told me that
"When I me and the lads fart in our uniforms, the smell just stays in until you take your trousers off then it all cums out"
*Blurghhhhhhhhhhhh* Not sexy at all!
Also they smell of barrier cream and smoke!
Princess, from all the non-firemen on SH who dread the arrival of yet another fireman on the forum..... thanks for telling it how it is
Ladies...take note...especially you Hornyred :rascal:
Quote by Him'nHer
Oooohhhhhh this thread has been running for soooo long and I have just thought of something
Once when I was about 9 or 10, I went to a small primary school, (about 200 kids). In assembly one morning I once farted so loudly that everyone heard it and the headmaster stopped talking
ops:
Just for clarification, was that Him or Her?
Quote by Happy Cats
Ok, dont tell anyone, but was a distant relation of mine
I can see the likeness :grin:
The Human League girls were in our year at school.
I was interviewed on Winton Cooper's 'Somethin Else' Sunday afternoon rock show on Radio Sheffield.
Appeared on YTVs Telethon over Richard Whiteleys shoulder.... or was it Jimmy Saville?
Qualified scuba diver.
Had my photo took with Curly Watts at Sydney Airport after telling him my Mum was his biggest fan
Quote by Angel Chat
Welcome back johneboy
Did you bring me the Aphrodite rock I asked for ?? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
remind me again about the aphrodite rock
was it long, hard and sweet when you suck it
bugger, left it behind :doh:
meaty...... admit it, you missed me
postie....always a pleasure :thumbup:
Quote by Happy Cats
Just noticed that he has slipped back in through the side entrance
Welcome back - top fella!
.....rather than slipping in the rear entrance you mean :grin:
Thanks HC, didn't think I'd make a song and dance about it, but as you have....... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Alex, yeah a bit less tired now, and here till Sunday when I bugger off for another 4 weeks
I know you wouldn't want to get rid of me.... although I'm sure there are people who would where is meaty?
NFI Quote by naughtynymphos1
can u not use the same name on the forum and chat room?
didn't know that
would explain why i couldn't use naughtynymphos on here tho thats why i stuck a 1 on the end lol
it depends on your username..... there appear to be some unwritten rules..... i had to change my username because you're not allowed to mention 'boy' or 'girl' in the chatroom..... helps weedle out the pervs apparently
did it work tho? :whistling:
nope....... Postie's still here :grin:
Quote by Angel Chat
Devondelight should be an acceptable nick. You do have to register for the chatroom seperately though using the instructions on the page http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/index.html#registration or the long thing written out by Jonathan http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/565881.html#565881
Angel (in ultra helpful mode)
bleedin hell.... get her :eeek: .....you been eating those toadstools out the back garden again Angel