Quote by naughtynymphos1
BOO!!! :eeek:
Avatar theft.... a very bad habit, isn't it Meaty![]()
Yep, I'm back
:scared: :scared:
where ya been?
missed me again I see NN

Quote by freckledbird
Osmosis - the transformation of a normal, regular sort of guy into one who has a pathological desire to listen and watch a certain 70's 'boy band', dress up in white PVC suits with diamante studded collars and cuffs and sing 'Crazy Horses' at the top of his voice![]()
Come on Dewi, admit it, you always wanted to be Lil Jimmy
Quote by Debbiewebs
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you![]()
:lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
No No No ... you are so wrong !!!
I remember going to London and joining in with all the local customs :-
1. Smiling at everyone as you walk past them in the street
2. Shaking hand with everyone on the tube and saying hello
3. Shaking hands with everyone on the bus and saying hello
4. Saying the words Please and Thank you![]()
:lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Why is it just men in uniform eh??
What about women in uniform do they do anything for you men or women??
Dont for me![]()
But my hubby is a fireman and that isnt sexy either . Everyone thinks fireman are but my hubby took the novelty away when he told me that
"When I me and the lads fart in our uniforms, the smell just stays in until you take your trousers off then it all cums out"
*Blurghhhhhhhhhhhh* Not sexy at all!
Also they smell of barrier cream and smoke!
Quote by Him'nHer
Oooohhhhhh this thread has been running for soooo long and I have just thought of something
Once when I was about 9 or 10, I went to a small primary school, (about 200 kids). In assembly one morning I once farted so loudly that everyone heard it and the headmaster stopped talking![]()
ops:
Quote by Happy Cats
Ok, dont tell anyone, but was a distant relation of mine![]()
Quote by Angel Chat
Welcome back johneboy![]()
Did you bring me the Aphrodite rock I asked for ?? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Happy Cats
Just noticed that he has slipped back in through the side entrance
Welcome back - top fella!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can u not use the same name on the forum and chat room?
didn't know that
would explain why i couldn't use naughtynymphos on here tho thats why i stuck a 1 on the end lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Devondelight should be an acceptable nick. You do have to register for the chatroom seperately though using the instructions on the page http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/index.html#registration or the long thing written out by Jonathan http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/565881.html#565881
Angel (in ultra helpful mode)