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6 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
can u not use the same name on the forum and chat room?
didn't know that
would explain why i couldn't use naughtynymphos on here tho thats why i stuck a 1 on the end lol

it depends on your username..... there appear to be some unwritten rules..... i had to change my username because you're not allowed to mention 'boy' or 'girl' in the chatroom..... helps weedle out the pervs apparently innocent

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6 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Obviously the sheep have withdrawn their services!

alex.....

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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6 Oct 2005

doubleD

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5 Oct 2005

Quote by bailiffs
well im very nice honest!!!!!!! :D :D
louxxxxx

unless you get her hackles up..... then be afraid :scared: like poor old meaty in the piss-taking thread wink

nah, she's lovely really :angel:
welcome to the Cafe wave

good to see more West Yorkies in here :thumbup:
enjoy yourselves :bounce:

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5 Oct 2005

I think they're doing flights via Cyprus this weekend :thumbup:

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5 Oct 2005

:flipa: :flipa:

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4 Oct 2005

Hi Kaz
Stick me on the list... it's only down the road from me, should be able to get there :thumbup:
Ta
J

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4 Oct 2005

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
comedy genius...... Norman Stanley Fletcher made me laugh till I cried...... I can just see Ronnie and Richard Beckinsale up there catching up on old times..... a very sad day :upset:

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4 Oct 2005

Have a fab birthday Angel kiss

Hope you have a fun packed day :thumbup:

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4 Oct 2005

well you know if it was up to me you could all come along except you meaty wink

get yourself some cheap flights ladies and i'll be the perfect host drinkies

is it turning cold up in geordieland then fluff dunno

best put on a couple more Toon shirts for extra insulation :grin:

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3 Oct 2005

nope, it's been pretty quiet innocent

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3 Oct 2005

Carrie-Ann dunno

don't know her, just spotted her in an old thread

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3 Oct 2005

Alex, Angel..... stop hi-jacking my thread....

:smackbottom:
Get your own bloody tickets....I'll let you share my pool though :sticky:
Postie.... best behaviour while I'm away please wink

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3 Oct 2005

*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 524
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Reason for Leave: working..... honest.... might see a footie match while I'm there though innocent

Location of Leave: Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 7th October 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Saturday 29th October 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 3rd October 2005

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3 Oct 2005

Good move Jim, enjoy your new job...... :thumbup:

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3 Oct 2005

Have a fab birthday MrsGHC.......... :bounce:
I have to agree with Blue though, the number of Librans in here is off the scales :grin:

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3 Oct 2005

Went to see 'A History of Viol-Pants' on Saturday night.... pretty good I thought :thumbup:

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3 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
Well I have been very naughty today and eaten 2 .. yes 2 fruit scones with butter on them for breakfast, washed down with copious amounts of tea .... even my cat was disgusted with me for eating such an unhealthy diet and went and sat in the corner and sulked cause there was no milk soaked in muesli for her today ops: :oops:
DD

how do you do that dunno

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3 Oct 2005

Quote by sexyjo
although its more like dinner time ive just had 4 weetabix and 6 boiled egg whites on 4 slices of brown toast.

weetabix and boiled egg whites on brown toast.... are you pregnant dunno

No, I reckon he's on a diet or some cholesterol reducing thing...is there a prizeif I'm right???
a year's supply of Marmite where's the vomiting smiley gone :dunno:

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3 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
I'm thinking of going as a bell end!

no comment....... bolt

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3 Oct 2005

John from Yorkshire eh.... now that rings a bell :bounce:
Welcome to SH you two wave

great to have more Yorkshire folk in here :thumbup:
Enjoy yourselves.

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3 Oct 2005

I know it's been said before but Marmite................NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....'tis the Devil's food :scared:
Cornflakes for me every day, in a big big bowl with cold semi-skimmed and a sprinkle of sugar...... anything else is secondary :thumbup:

Quote by lancyuk
although its more like dinner time ive just had 4 weetabix and 6 boiled egg whites on 4 slices of brown toast.

weetabix and boiled egg whites on brown toast.... are you pregnant dunno

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3 Oct 2005

baldie, try here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57246.html
the 'search' button really is your friend you know :thumbup:
and what Alleyson said about the phone number smackbottom

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2 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
I don't mind a good g-string/posing pouch on a man. I've worn a few in my time and all have been very funny.

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2 Oct 2005

Quote by Tanis105
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.

ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.
But what did happen to the the camelin the end???
probably got the hump lol

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30 Sep 2005

good luck......looooooooser flipa

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hello everyone,
Already posted one or two messages, but haven`t introduced myself.
I am Simon 27 year old male from Glasgow.
Not sure if there`s anything important to say, but if I`ve missed something just ask...
Simon x

are you black?
or did you forget to remove the lens cap dunno

welcome to the Cafe wave

have fun

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Taps fingers wondering if Mrs FC's gonna show (eyeing up her glass of wine :twisted: )

BOO!! :giggle:
Do you have something for me ?
squirty cream dunno

oh, there's this glass of wine that i was protecting from tune's eager grasp drinkies

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Aww it's only a number JB.

might be only a number to you FB, to some of us it's as important as Mr. and getting an important import....wtf, too many wines again redface

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30 Sep 2005

oh, and while i remember, QI 10pm BBC2 tonight, went to the live recording...it was as funny as fook, mind you they'll not be able to show the best bits for obvious reasons...worth a watch though :thumbup:
oh i've got it now markz, you shaved your 'tache off dunno

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