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30 Dec 2005

Quote by steph
Marcuso said (with a little poetic license)

AlexClaireSX ...always there with the disco gear whenever there is a party going on. Great music till he played a certain download for which I am storing up suitable punishment (grit in his massage oil maybe :lol: or... ...... - I hate the fecking wombles ) , Sexy bloke.( really Marc :wink: )......and always willing to play the "womble song".......lol (ohhh the power of quotes - hehehehe)
Once again folks.......A massive thank you for making this a fantastic Christmas party.
I promise thew next one I hold will be in the summer, so we can have a BBQ and be warm.......lol
You could always throw me a Birthday party Marc 1st July

Is it requests for Wakefield now Alex? kiss

luvs really guys
Steph :wink:
yup smile

and i put the first order in 'coward of the county' :lol: :lol:

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by Feklar
kaz ... anytime you want a body rubbing againist you slowly and sensually in time with the music just let me know...

see page 1 hun, your my personal lapdancer for the night, but darkfire and HLB I will share ;)
kjb - a birthday wish list.........mmmmmmmm lube, condoms, male strippers, female strippers, lapdancers, liposuction, edible undies lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Seriously thou' a few peeps have asked and please, just bring yourselves and enjoy....no politics, no arguments, just a bunch of friends having a good time. smile

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29 Dec 2005

Quote by HuxleyNSusie
and to all the rest of old friends and new thanks for reminding us after all the bollox recently just what this is all about for us

Well said hun biggrin

Big apologies
Redstar kiss

thankyou for my pressie...........whoever picked it up (bag of gloves redface

) from the table please can you let me know I need them ;)

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29 Dec 2005

OMG what an absolutely fantastic night :bounce: :bounce:
A big big thankyou to the gorgeous Marcuso for inviting me and letting me earn my keep ;)
I'm so sorry that the thought of me sitting on your face made you rush to the nearest escape lol

:lol: Hope your feeling better hun.
Thankyou for everybodies watchful eye......I did notice and thankyou kiss

IcePie and Lee, thankyou once again for your help and support (ICE designed the badges smile

) with the badges :kiss:
Huxley and Susie...... passionkiss

for the lift and 'first' ;)
Muttley I promised you this one>>>>>>>quote of the night!!!!!
Me - "You can only have a bj if you promise to snowball after"
You - "No problem"
Other person - "Your own" :shock:
You - "Yuk, no way, anyway I cant reach that far, I have a bad back" :shock: :shock:
You should have seen your face when you found out what snowballing was redface

ops:
I hate naming names, coz I always miss someone but I will have a go and you can smackbottom

me if I forget. biggrin

Suze and bartdutch, Mr horny and a26, willandjane ;), eagleweb and nomad_soul, dreamerHelen, steph, Calista and Morbius, FEKLAR, cbrow, AlexDJ, darkfire, maidenfair, fallen angel, darkfire, mandy, kazbbw, julie, martell, separatedmale, midlandslady, C, shelly, steff, dave, lilmiss, vicky and P, bipoison you are fantastic peeps and all gorgeous and special :kiss:
redwinelover and friski........soon ;)
Sleazy.........thankyou for the firemans lift mad

:lol: but I forgive you especially after running us back to the hotel....thankyou to you both, and NN remember to take your knickers off next time. (and I could work that toy :lol: :lol: )
Mrs Muttley......love the marshmellows ;)
Pebs and demon ..No tongues :lol:
To old friends and new, have a fantastic new year and I hope to meet up with you all again soon
kaz xxxxx

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29 Dec 2005

Quote by Feklar
please iss can I come ????
maybe I give you the lapdance this time lol

ooooooooo for a lapdance, I'm anybodies........;)
your more than welcome, name added and note in diary for lapdance booking kiss

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29 Dec 2005

Quote by Marcuso

Sorry Marcuso her word is law :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you can't go on the 'reserve' list

Oh well, looks like I'll have to stay on the definites list then eh babes?.....lol
And WBB......I'm bringing my spanking paddle,,,,,,,lol
Oh you, think I've been had lol

:lol:
kjb01, I'll put you on the reserve list hun, let me know when you can xxxx

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28 Dec 2005

Its snowing 'up norf' folks so take care where ever your travelling from, have a safe journey and SirLee and I will see you all at Marcuso's this evening.
As per the email sent, you all have my number as well as Marcuso's, so give me a ring if you need anything.
Last badges doing the print run now smile

See you all soon :bounce: :bounce:
Kaz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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27 Dec 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable
Marcuso....sorry to mess u about......
I have just been chatting with the lush Busty lady.... and i can get a lift there and bk...
PLZ can i come again ????

You can come as many times as you want hun wink

Spoke to Marcuso and your back on the invite list. kiss

kaz xxxx

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26 Dec 2005

Quote by BBnDAVE
Hiya hunny
looks like we mite b able to get to urs for party...is it still ok for us to cum and if so we will need addy etc
bbNdave

xxxxx

since marcuso says you can come I have sent the details to you
kaz xx

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22 Dec 2005

I have sent out all the emails last night and today with the venue details to those peeps that have given me an email contact address. Could you please let me know if you havent received it.
There are one or two peeps that havent provided an email address, nor have they picked up the pms sent, so unfortunately there is no point me even pm'ing the details.
If I have missed anyone or anyone thinks they should have one and dont please could you let me know asap, if necessary I will check with Marcuso.
Thanks.
Kaz
PS I am Marcuso's secretary smile

that is all!!!!!!!!!!

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21 Dec 2005

Hi Vix, taken this extract from the glitch thread, annoying but hopefully being sorted soon.
I and many others having the same problem and when I looked into it found I was showing in the single fem section. Hope it helps
kaz

]Please help, can you tell me why my profile reads as a couple (which I am part of) but member search comes up with me as a single fem??
## Member search needs revising, single fem/male should read fem/male.

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21 Dec 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

say no kaz!!!
you cant let riffraff like this come to the party!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I trust your judgement well_busty_babe.....no riffraff at the party :lol: :lol:
Sorry Marcuso her word is law :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you can't go on the 'reserve' list

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21 Dec 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
am looking forward to this, have bought and wrapped my secret santa gift.....just need to find something to wear.
xxxxxxxxxx

snap hun, looks like its the 'normal' clothes.
Lee was taking me shopping tomorrow but he has to work sad

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21 Dec 2005

I am sending details out this evening/ tomorrow morning (on behalf of marcuso).
Some of you haven't picked up your pm's asking for an email addy to send these details, could you please let me know asap so I can send the details out to you,
Thanks
Kaz (secretary to the Padre of the 1st Battalion, English Skirt brigade)

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21 Dec 2005

Quote by katndelsouthyorkshire
Hi we would love 2 come 2 ya party our email ad is
look forward 2 hearin from u kat n del xxx

hi, you have a pm and I have put you on the reserve list for know kiss

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20 Dec 2005

Quote by Cheshire_Couple
Hi after seeing my boyfriend spamming the forums i thought id better make my post
I'm thinking of getting my clit pierced. I have heard that it isn't as painful as one would think and that the benefits are marvelous. How does it feel after it heals? Do you find you're more sensitive? Any information or comments would be greatly appreciated! And do you men find clit piercings sexy?

Nope doesnt hurt anymore than the lightest pinch, in fact I took a friend of mine to have her's done a couple of weeks ago and had to tell her they had finished, she didnt even realise it had been done :shock:
Someone said to me, you can thump me hard if it hurts, it didnt so I couldnt. But I passed on the same promise to my friend, she was most annoyed (think she would have enjoyed the excuse) lol

:lol:
I was back to sexual relations after 48hours (only because it bled a little and he was away the night after) BUT did manage to have a little play myself to make sure everything was in working order ;)
I dont find it more sensitive unless I'm aroused or feeling horny then the after shocks go on and on and on smile

and occasionly when I rub against it, it sends a lovely tingle :)
Some peeps recommend after the full healing period of 6 weeks then start taking it out for a couple of days at a time to increase sensitivity.
As for general care, salt baths or salt swabs twice a day
Hope this helps
kaz xxxxxxx

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20 Dec 2005

Quote by st3v3
Please help, can you tell me why my profile reads as a couple (which I am part of) but member search comes up with me as a single fem??
## Member search needs revising, single fem/male should read fem/male.

Thanks hun, will bare with you and just keep pressing ignore biggrin

kaz xx

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20 Dec 2005

wb hun
take some time to chill and enjoy your xmas and new year
kaz xxxxx

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20 Dec 2005

Please help, can you tell me why my profile reads as a couple (which I am part of) but member search comes up with me as a single fem??
thanks xxxxxxxxxx

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18 Dec 2005

Quote by Fun_Couple1981
Looking forward to meeting you again Muttleys - Gottle of gear and all that lol.
Im aware that that sounds like meaningless drivel to anybody else. :shock:

:confused: :confused: yup lol

:lol:

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16 Dec 2005

HLB, cplbbw, burnie and Calista :therethere:
a big big to each of you
kaz xxxxxxxxx

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16 Dec 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
I am comes in handy when one hand get tired :lol:

Can you bring yourself off with both...?
mmmmmmm yup biggrin

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16 Dec 2005

I am

comes in handy when one hand get tired wink

:lol:

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16 Dec 2005

oooooooo welcome back you two smile

xxxxxxxxx

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16 Dec 2005

bump

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15 Dec 2005

thanks poohbear for letting me know sad

martellnotts.......you mean I may have bumped into you in mustangs :shock: :shock: lol

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15 Dec 2005

:welcome: smiffyboo smile

btw cant remember what thread I originally posted in but my mum told me about a spit-roast weekend they went on and offered to show me the website pictures...........how forward is that lol

:lol:
unfortunately it was a weekend away, I was hoping my parents were getting more liberated, where the main theme of the saturday night was the spit roast meal (as in food)

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15 Dec 2005

ooooo looks like a sensible newbie smile

:welcome: to SH and hope you enjoy your time here once things settle a little :)
kaz xxxxxxx

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14 Dec 2005

found a way round it but its fiddly, press reply, then type any letter press send.
It cant send because the name is wrong and you get the error message you mention
The members box empties and you can manually type in their name, type your text and click submit.......voila, it sends biggrin

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14 Dec 2005

thanks to Jucy Lucy for being my sexy chief security officer smile

and all you hunky strong blokes offering to be bouncers :)
sleazy you can keep the hair lol

smoker........kilt :shock: so you gonna lift it up to scare off trouble makers :giggle:
Lee just told me off because he says it should be muff that does the bouncing, "she's a professional"
:shock:
Any ideas on a theme?????????

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