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4 Dec 2005

OMG, I'm knackered. after making bacon butties with Ice this morning at 8am I think we finally fell into bed about for a couple of hours sleep before it was up and about to sort the kids out.
Ice you are an absolute gentleman of a guest, ;) biggrin

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thanks for supporting me and finishing off the badges kiss

kiss

NWC it was a brilliant night, thankyou for the invite WELL DONE.
There were so many peeps there a big passionkiss

passionkiss

to old and new friends, sorry I didn't get chance to speak to you all.
David - thanks for my flashers and for arranging an assistant to make sure they stayed in the correct position :kiss:
Friski - what can I say 69position

69position

hump

:D
Susie - you are one gorgeous lady, and you looked wonderful :kiss:
Huxley - yup 'only want you for your wife and dont you trust me' lol

lol

:lol: teasing smile

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:kiss:
Postie - thanks for passing on the kisses, but I didnt get one just from you sad

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blue, shireen, fallen angel, tanina, tatty, FB, sassy, sarah, HLB, redmanc - sexy ladies :)
You gents. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)
marms - you can crawl around my feet anytime hun :shock: :D
The guy who gave me my fluffy spider :kiss:
Sleazy - wink

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anytime hun, same again next time :)
Mrs Lancs - hope you enjoyed taking the flasher ;)
I know I've missed last of peeps, I'm sorry, but I'll post as and when my brain is working so in the meantime silly

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assionkiss:
Oh and thankyou to all the guys and gals that took up the lipstick challange :D :lol:
kaz xxxxxxxxx
A BIG BIG THANKYOU to my knight in shining armour.............FABIO :kiss:and the rest of you that came to support me when I needed you.

3 Dec 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Dammy and HLB
Dreamer
Muttleys
Sassy
thanks for letting me know

I already said I'd DEFINITELY be there babes......but just to re-confirm my confirming of my confirmation.......lol
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sorry hun, I know you said definate, I did put it down on my list :kiss:
Roger hope you can make it :)
redgirlmanc and will_32 :)
kaz xxxxxxxxxx

3 Dec 2005

Dammy and HLB
Dreamer
Muttleys
Sassy
thanks for letting me know smile

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kiss

3 Dec 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
. . . . . . that will let me wear her hold ups and dip my cock in her Chardonnay.

you can wear my chardonnay and dip your cock in my holdups wink

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Can I lick the chardonnay off then???
only if i get a turn on both of you :rascal:

3 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . that will let me wear her hold ups and dip my cock in her Chardonnay.

you can wear my chardonnay and dip your cock in my holdups wink

wink

2 Dec 2005

Due to the number of people that are interested in going to my birthday party, I am having to consider hiring a venue. If this happens I will put a small buffet on and a dj.
Therefore could peeps that are on the list give me an idea if they are going to be able to make it. (I will be asking for confirmations after xmas)
This is just to see whether or not it is worth hiring a room
Thanks kiss

kiss

kaz xxxxxx

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Marcuso
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso

Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one lol

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1 Dec 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I want to see some girls all lathered up and naked HLB :rascal:

Well here's my contribution.

Any more girlies joining in ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Look what happens when you don't get time to look through the cafe sad

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HLB you have put a smile on my face for the rest of the day :rose: when did you say you were free ? ;) lol

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
you've no room to talk,

Apparently I did... a lot. :lol2:

I think you should give her a 2nd chance........why?????? give you a hint.........CONTACT LENSES
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

When we're old and grey.... sorry, when you catch up and we're both old and grey, will you still be rubbing it in? (answer carefully please :twisted: )
kiss

kiss

So what would you like me to rub in........barbells and noses :shock: dunno

dunno

lol

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and NO I'll never let you live it down :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
oh... Ice_Pie... c'mere so I can
:giggle:

I was alone on a double bed ten feet from you for several hours.
Had yer chance... blew it. :lol2:
kiss

kiss

you've no room to talk,I think you should give her a 2nd chance........why?????? give you a hint.........CONTACT LENSES

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
How many differences can you find?

just remember hun, that sam and buster are two very highly trained ex police guard dogs and I DO know the commands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Theres no way i could remeber how many shag partners i have had, i recon there would be loads i wouldn't even remember

:shock:
I COULD count on just over 1 hand how many partners I had had UNTIL I started swinging redface

redface

Now I DONT want to count sad

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:lol:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by rockstripe
Hey there Kaz and Sir Lee. Thanks for adding me to the list......I'll make sure I get that case of Chocolate to bring with me. See you soon..x

Great to see you back on line hun kiss

kiss

Looking forward to seeing you again, or am I looking forward to the case full of chocolate dunno

dunno

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Will there be a quarantine or isolation area at the munch hun :

Think we may need an area for those that DON'T have colds, thou' it will only need to be small lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Nov 2005

To all the munch and party organisers
you do a fantastic job and deserve all the praise and thanks you get.
Sarah, for helping me with my party kiss

kiss

Ice for your support when I've done the badges :kiss:
But the biggest thanks off all goes to all my friends (swinging or otherwise) on here. You are all totally fantastic people. passionkiss

passionkiss

29 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
And I could sit under a Tranny all day long ! !

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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Sir Lee.............the sooner you get to Scotland the better :twisted: :twisted: (Laird says bring Kaz ;) )

As long as there's a nice warm bed, toilet facilities and a few other creature comforts.....oh and a gorgeous fella at the other end ;), I'm on my way

29 Nov 2005

Quote by JucyLucy
i thought i'd already put my name down for this one....obviously not!!!!
can i come too please........i'll be behind marcuso in the present list so i can kiss and make it all better

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'll hold you to that offer :twisted:
Muttley.......join the queue, I'm first, second, third and fourth wink

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
That would usually be me Noel. Unfortunately (and quite amazingly!) I'll be driving this weekend so I'll be stone cold sober :shock: :shock: Not sure I can handle this lot sober so I'll be making an uncharacteristically early exit

I'm going to be sober too as I'm driving sad

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Just a quick edit/quote.
I'll DEFINITELY be able to come now Kaz babes.
And have I got something special in mind as a birthday present................lol
(Just make sure ya bum is well-padded...........lol)
Marcuso
xx xx

brilliant news hun I think biggrin

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, wouldnt have been the same without you my ass is well padded by

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Yorks_Dave
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

mmmmmmm we were taught that in the forces too :shock:
but a more 'unyucky' way is put them on stand in warm water for a while, walk around to the boot molds to the foot, then stand in cold water to set the leather. Take them off, put scrunched up newspaper in until the boot is solid with it, leave to dry naturally.
OR
go to a decent shoe shop and buy a pair of boot/shoe stretchers

if you had more time would probably have been able to get you them as my dads company sells/sold them.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird

Thanks for that Bev.
I do take the security of the party as paramount and would hate to think anyone but me or my underpaid secretary are sending ANY details out to anyone.
And thanks to seperated_male43 for offering to help out with the sending out etc, but please leave it to whoever is arranging the party etc. Consider your wrists slapped young man......lol
No harm done though and still looking forward to meeting you.
Marcuso

Hey hun, it would be a good excuse for you NOT to give me that payrise lol

lol

:lol:
FB feels all horrid now because she's done Kaz out of a pay rise. :cry:
It's Ok FB I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to me wink

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27 Nov 2005

A pair of these smile

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27 Nov 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Thanks for that Bev.
I do take the security of the party as paramount and would hate to think anyone but me or my underpaid secretary are sending ANY details out to anyone.
And thanks to seperated_male43 for offering to help out with the sending out etc, but please leave it to whoever is arranging the party etc. Consider your wrists slapped young man......lol
No harm done though and still looking forward to meeting you.
Marcuso

Hey hun, it would be a good excuse for you NOT to give me that payrise lol

lol

:lol:

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Well, I'm going to sound like a woman and say
"I don't have a thing to wear"
Opps.... dodging the flack
:uhoh:

I'm gonna be a man and say
In her best deep gravelly voice "Wots wrong with jeans and T-shirt"
lol

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:lol: :lol:
Sorry getting stressed, I really don't have anything to wear sad

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27 Nov 2005

Mistress Sassy?

25 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Nameless models is about it!
I think Bloke should validate his contributions or the females of this site are gonna be very disappointed!
As fer me ? I'll show me dangly bits later, when the heat's cooled off a bit! And that's a promise (maybe) but I'll have to get the photographer (Mrs TE) all fired up again!!

I have to agree Toon
Us girlies want to see the guys we know and love from this site.
All lathered up & naked :happy:
Get 'em off!!!
I want to see some girls all lathered up and naked HLB :rascal:

25 Nov 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
KazSwallows?

lol

:lol: nope but close wink

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24 Nov 2005

Happy Birthday smile

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Hope you got some more sparkly knickers for us to ogle at wink

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23 Nov 2005

Happy birthday hun, you dont look a day over 21 :shock:
kiss

kiss

kaz xxxx

23 Nov 2005

PeBbLeS certified as the sexiest woman in Bedrock smile

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DarkEyedPhil Uncertified and Proud of It
duly stamped and notorised kiss

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