There are two answers to this (well for me anyway)
Flaccid - most mens are ugly, picture or no picture, they just lay there like a shrivelled up prune. But you have to look past that to see the potential.
Erect - Well ooooo errrrrr, most mens are gorgeous, proud, regal etc etc never pretty. Picture, movie, real life I like imagining them in my mouth with my tongue swirling round the tip. :rascal:
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kazswallows
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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Quote by dambuster
That okay. Don't worry.
I'm sorted.
I've ordered one of these from work . . . . .
sLeeper has offered to drive it an operate the crane for you ;)
Books books and more books.
I have my serious reading collection but please don't laugh -I have a collection of mills and boon for those 'loose yourself for an hour' times
Quote by maria_em
Hello Can we put our names down please? We have been to a few Yorkshire socials an are known in the Yorkshire rooms. Redstar can vouch for us
Maria and Em xxxx
Quote by cumeetus
Hi Kaz,
Can you also put our names down, like Mariaem, we are known by a few peeps who will of course confirm that we are very nice peeps. (We Hope).
By the looks of the list so far we have met a few who are going anyway
Thanks
Jane n Pete
xxxxxxx
You are on the list, look forward to meeting you.
Redstar and Vodka thankyou for vouching for these people
Quote by pepperami
hello kaz just wondered if it would be possible to add me and gazboy22
cheers
pepperami xxxxxx
I have spoken to you in pm, hope to see you both there xx and thanks Juniper
Quote by lastresort
hi would like to add my name pls LASTRESORT
You have a pm :)
Quote by Phoenix
Kaz, as mentioned in PM, stick DD and I down...
Ta, sweet.
Brilliant, :kiss:
Quote by Dee_Vic
Kaz could you sent us the hotel list please
Hotel details sent.
Mistress_Sassy has kindly offered to be my chief of security.....super door bitch
So all those that have offered to help, thankyou, and I will be passing your details to her and she will co-ordinate it for me in her usual dominatrix fashion ;)
My 11 year old was bullied constantly at school, physical and mental for about 2 years. As it was primary school little was done. My lad was put at a table away from the bullies, allowed to go home 10 minutes early, which all led to further bullying as he was 'differant' now.
It all came to a head last year when the bully caught up with him out of school and tried to take a crow bar to him.
Needless to say charges were pressed and the boy is on a 'final warning' by the police and anger management classes.
I took my lad to karate (hes doing well) so he wouldn't feel intimidated but the first day at secondary school the bully started on him. I reported it to the school who have very strict anti-bullying measures and at the moment it seems to have stopped.
I asked my lad why he hadnt kicked ten bells out of the bully, his answer
"Mum I don't need to, I'm better than him and he doesnt frighten me anymore, anyway I could stop him with a few blocks, I didn't need to hurt him."
mwahhhhhhhh for my lad who at 11 has more about him than the bullies
Due to this I would have no fears about my lad playing the game you mention, thou' I wouldn't buy it or encourage it.
Your other questions:
Bullies on the forum ............... ;)
Similar behavioural characteristics....... No, bullies use a lot of differant tactics, from underhand to out and out rudeness. not all bullies are obvious, the sneakier they are the harder to spot
It all came to a head last year when the bully caught up with him out of school and tried to take a crow bar to him.
Needless to say charges were pressed and the boy is on a 'final warning' by the police and anger management classes.
I took my lad to karate (hes doing well) so he wouldn't feel intimidated but the first day at secondary school the bully started on him. I reported it to the school who have very strict anti-bullying measures and at the moment it seems to have stopped.
I asked my lad why he hadnt kicked ten bells out of the bully, his answer
"Mum I don't need to, I'm better than him and he doesnt frighten me anymore, anyway I could stop him with a few blocks, I didn't need to hurt him."
mwahhhhhhhh
for my lad who at 11 has more about him than the bullies Due to this I would have no fears about my lad playing the game you mention, thou' I wouldn't buy it or encourage it.
Your other questions:
Bullies on the forum ............... ;)
Similar behavioural characteristics....... No, bullies use a lot of differant tactics, from underhand to out and out rudeness. not all bullies are obvious, the sneakier they are the harder to spot
Not a kids program, but I want to see Prisoner cell block H again.
I had watched the whole series but missed the last 4 ever episodes when I moved.
Unfortunately where I moved to was about 2 years behind and on at a time that wasnt practical to watch. After failing to set the video (yes video, dvd's weren't around then
) I gave up, resigning myself to the fact I wasn't going to get to see the ending.
I had watched the whole series but missed the last 4 ever episodes when I moved.
Unfortunately where I moved to was about 2 years behind and on at a time that wasnt practical to watch. After failing to set the video (yes video, dvd's weren't around then
) I gave up, resigning myself to the fact I wasn't going to get to see the ending. I think having a 'relationship' with the other person/s actually enhances the experience.
Once you get to know someone you learn to trust them and therefore feel more comfortable exploring other avenues rather than 'straightforward' sex
You get chance to explore some of the more kinkier sides of sex that you wouldn't necessarily get the opportunity to try with a regular partner, they may not enjoy it, like it etc.
When you share your body with someone else I want to trust that person not to hurt or laugh at me, to understand my body language, to stop when it goes to far or do it more if I like it. I dislike having to explain everything all the time.
If I wanted a quick shag I can get that off my vibrator/dildo and I can do that in a lot more places than I can having sex.
I'm not saying I won't or haven't had the one off shag, but for me its second best.
Once you get to know someone you learn to trust them and therefore feel more comfortable exploring other avenues rather than 'straightforward' sex
You get chance to explore some of the more kinkier sides of sex that you wouldn't necessarily get the opportunity to try with a regular partner, they may not enjoy it, like it etc.
When you share your body with someone else I want to trust that person not to hurt or laugh at me, to understand my body language, to stop when it goes to far or do it more if I like it. I dislike having to explain everything all the time.
If I wanted a quick shag I can get that off my vibrator/dildo and I can do that in a lot more places than I can having sex.
I'm not saying I won't or haven't had the one off shag, but for me its second best.
Quote by paceman
hey its paceman
i would like to attend if possible
I know you will be innundated but let me know if you decide yes
Have fun anyway
paceman
you have a pm
Quote by JulianB
It's a long way off, but impossible not to want to be there...
Please may I have my name added to the list?
someone has come forward to vouch for you, so your more than welcome to come :)
Quote by Angel65_Cpl
Can we be added to the list plz or the reserve list if your full up. Thanks
Angel65 cpl
You are both on the list and confirmed :) xxxx
Edin, fire, Dark thanks for your offers of help
Dark can I put my order in for vodka jelly please ;)NWC are you sure its just hands you want to hold :rascal:
Quote by The Muttleys
Put me down for a bash as door person or whatever you have in mind for me to do ok?:D :D
I wont volunteer to be a handholder cos i dont know where we will be on the day yet, but when we get closer i will let you know if i can hun xxxxxxxxxx
Mutts xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Can I volunteer to be Mr Muttley's handholder :twisted: :twisted:
Kaz, let us know if you want us to cover the door or anything, only glad to help out
If you want, but I do have another one in mind for you :rascal:
Thanks for the offer of help, its appreciated.
I'll let you both know nearer the time some more details, for now I have made a note. :kiss:
Quote by steff35
Now then the Yorks Munch...........whats the chances of me name going down?
tis down
see you soonQuote by redstar91
Hi kaz xxxx can you please send us a list of hotels local to munch we may just stay over lol thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
don't blame you, saves one of you having to stay sober
I've sent the details :) If anyone is willing to do a stint on the door for me, handing out badges, checking off names or act as security I will be eternally grateful.
Also
Hand holders are regular members who have had some munch experience, who are willing to make contact with you before the munch, arrange to meet you on the day and bring you inside, introduce you to a few people and generally be your contact.
If anyone needs a hand holder or willing to be one, please drop me a pm with the title 'hand holder'.
Big snogz to those that help :rascal:
Also
Hand holders are regular members who have had some munch experience, who are willing to make contact with you before the munch, arrange to meet you on the day and bring you inside, introduce you to a few people and generally be your contact.
If anyone needs a hand holder or willing to be one, please drop me a pm with the title 'hand holder'.
Big snogz to those that help :rascal:
Quote by themanwho-notts
are single guys invited (the sensible ones) if so i would love to come along
Quote by C and B loveit
We would love to come to the Munch. Can you please send us details.
You have pm's
Quote by tyneside4fun
please take us of the list :cry: as will be working and cant come but hope you all have a great night.
Thanks for letting me know Quote by rampant7
hi kaz love to be there can you put me and myswing partner down her name is cum4cum3x vicnkaz can vouch for me im rampant7, thanxs
yup no problem, look forward to seeing you both
Quote by Devon1
Hi Kaz
Can skimpy and I come :D
:bounce: You are both confirmed xxxx
Quote by himme
hi could you add us to the list please, long to be a teenager again
thanx
himme
hi you two, I've had a pm saying you are a genuine couple :) so you are more than welcome to come along :)
Quote by Halifax
hi Kaz could you add me to the list pls, im a munch virgin and would love to come along
Tony
You have a pm :)
That tends to bring it all in some persepective Jags.
I know these people know when they become police officers that they are putting their lives on the line as with our military personnel.
With the military they are usually only armed if there is a war situation, well our streets are war zones therefore most police officers should be armed.
Gone are the days when police officers were respected by the majority, a clip round the ear and threat of taking you home to your parents was enough to put the fear of god into the kids on the streets
I'm not saying all police officers should have weapons, there are some bad ones out there that couldn't be trusted. But with the right selection process and correct training I see no reason why the majority of our force shouldn't be given weapons to protect themselves and us.
I know these people know when they become police officers that they are putting their lives on the line as with our military personnel.
With the military they are usually only armed if there is a war situation, well our streets are war zones therefore most police officers should be armed.
Gone are the days when police officers were respected by the majority, a clip round the ear and threat of taking you home to your parents was enough to put the fear of god into the kids on the streets
I'm not saying all police officers should have weapons, there are some bad ones out there that couldn't be trusted. But with the right selection process and correct training I see no reason why the majority of our force shouldn't be given weapons to protect themselves and us.
Quote by redstar91
hi kaz can we please have our names put on the list will be nice to see every one again x
:bounce: You are both on the list
xxxxxxQuote by bLEEp
Hi Kaz,
Any chance I can put my name down for this one.....looks like its going to be a great party.
Thanks
bLEEp
Hey hun, will be great to see you there xxxxxxx
Quote by mike2020_ukuk
Hiya.
Only just spotted this thread.
Can you put my name down please. It'll be good to see everyone again.
cheers.
mike
You are more than welcome, you are on the list
Quote by BiPaula
kaz hunny
brilliant, hope you can both make it xxxxxx
