GFZ is open

10 Nov 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

10 Nov 2006

It's my round - who wants a drink?

10 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
It's my round - who wants a drink?

i do. A very large vodka and orange for me. :cheers:
louise xx

10 Nov 2006

me me.... Umm make it a soya milk latte...can I have some fair trade chocolate biscuits as well please.... it has been a tough week... :shock:

10 Nov 2006

I'll have a large pint of Fosters EC please lol

10 Nov 2006

Can I have a lemsip? I feel like s**t sad

:(

10 Nov 2006

Coffee (dark) please.
Oh and can I leave this here ?? >>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91280.html
(I have just deleted it so dont look lol

It was 5 mins late opening :lol:
Phredd

10 Nov 2006

Quote by keeno
Can I have a lemsip? I feel like s**t :(

:therethere: One Sassy Special hot toddy coming up. It won't cure the cold but you'll be so pissed it won't bother you :giggle:
Tea please, no sugar. I'm off the booze and still on antibiotics confused

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have a lemsip? I feel like s**t :(

:therethere: One Sassy Special hot toddy coming up. It won't cure the cold but you'll be so pissed it won't bother you :giggle:
Tea please, no sugar. I'm off the booze and still on antibiotics confused

Thanks very much :beer:

10 Nov 2006

>36 looks at the total on the till and decides to act fast before anybody else comes in cool

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Here's your drinks...
I've just noticed that there's a Portuguese bakery next door - I'll go and fetch some cakes too!

10 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
>36 looks at the total on the till and decides to act fast before anybody else comes in <
Here's your drinks...
I've just noticed that there's a Portuguese bakery next door - I'll go and fetch some cakes too!

am i too late for a pint of john smiths........and can you get me a chocalate eclair please...whilst your at the bakers... lol

:lol:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
me me.... Umm make it a soya milk latte...can I have some fair trade chocolate biscuits as well please.... it has been a tough week... :shock:

Boy you know how to party! lol

Come sit on my knee and tell me all about it .......and i'll have a large one please.

10 Nov 2006

Can I have some fluffy bedsocks, some newly washed, crisp Egyptian cotton bed linen, a warm scented room, a good book and a nice long uninterrupted sleep please????
Oh and failing that I'll have a bacardi and coke, ice and no lemon!
wave

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
me me.... Umm make it a soya milk latte...can I have some fair trade chocolate biscuits as well please.... it has been a tough week... :shock:

Boy you know how to party! lol

Come sit on my knee and tell me all about it .......and i'll have a large one please.
You certainly will if Splendid is sitting on your knee :giggle:

10 Nov 2006

If I can squeeze in, may I have a half a lager and a derby scone from the bakery smile

10 Nov 2006

Any massages going spare?

10 Nov 2006

Getting oils out ready..........

10 Nov 2006

Cup of tea please?
biggrin

10 Nov 2006

I cant cope with this being on the wagon thing anymore, I'll have a large JD, I'll tell you when to stop, no ice
I'm in the queue for the massage (i need something strenuous and painful :twisted:, patchouli oil if poss and a big strapping bloke with good hands) and if someone adds a couple of logs to the fire and offers to keep my glass topped up I'll be a happy bunny all night :thumbup:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by firelizard
me me.... Umm make it a soya milk latte...can I have some fair trade chocolate biscuits as well please.... it has been a tough week... :shock:

Boy you know how to party! lol

Come sit on my knee and tell me all about it .......and i'll have a large one please.
You certainly will if Splendid is sitting on your knee :giggle:
you two are terrible... it is a good job I like ya...... rolleyes

I can party on caffiene you know...... I am a real goer.. :lol: :lol:
x x x x

10 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
It's my round - who wants a drink?

i do. A very large vodka and orange for me. :cheers:
louise xx
ive finished that one, i need another or would that be me being a greedy girl. wink

Louise xx
Ps, its one of them i really need a drink days.

10 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
me me.... Umm make it a soya milk latte...can I have some fair trade chocolate biscuits as well please.... it has been a tough week... :shock:

Boy you know how to party! lol

Come sit on my knee and tell me all about it .......and i'll have a large one please.
You certainly will if Splendid is sitting on your knee :giggle:
you two are terrible... it is a good job I like ya...... rolleyes

I can party on caffiene you know......I am a real goer.. :lol: :lol:
x x x x
Yeah we had heard that cool

10 Nov 2006

Quote by firelizard
I can party on caffiene you know...... I am a real goer.. :lol:
x x x x

Yeah we had heard that cool

So does anyone who is in the general vicinity...... in fact there are people streets away who know that I am a goer !!!! Not that I am noisy or anything.... :shock:
>splendid picks mind up from gutter<.

10 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33

I can party on caffiene you know...... I am a real goer.. :lol:
x x x x

Yeah we had heard that cool

So does anyone who is in the general vicinity...... in fact there are people streets away who know that I am a goer !!!! Not that I am noisy or anything.... :shock:
>splendid picks mind up from gutter<.
Fire adjusts earmuffs as she thinks Splendid may have just said something confused

: :lol:

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I cant cope with this being on the wagon thing anymore, I'll have a large JD, I'll tell you when to stop, no ice
I'm in the queue for the massage (i need something strenuous and painful :twisted:, patchouli oil if poss and a big strapping bloke with good hands) and if someone adds a couple of logs to the fire and offers to keep my glass topped up I'll be a happy bunny all night :thumbup:

I can manage the massage for you hunni and although I'm not a strapping bloke, my voice is still a bit husky wink

10 Nov 2006

dont talk and I'll shut my eyes lol

Sorted

10 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
dont talk and I'll shut my eyes Sorted

Sassy warms her hands ready :twisted:

10 Nov 2006

Have you seen that lot in the LMU????
Can't swing a freaking cat in there!!!! :shock:

10 Nov 2006

:shock: i thought it was my puter or a fault on the site lol

someone left the doors open again didnt they
have we been in any papers today? :dry:

10 Nov 2006

Here's the cakes... :twisted:
Hey guys - I was just reading the notice outside GFZ and it says

Quote by GFZ rules
...a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys... :small-print:

Is this true? Must the 'girlie's go? :shock: sad