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kentgiant
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Bromley
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I do wish you hadn't started this thread ,oh well here goes ;
"I've heard ducks fart on the water before "
"in and out like a fart in a collander"
"about as welcome as a pork sausage in a synagogue"
"s/he was so ugly i thought they had been chasing parked buses"
"about as useful as a chocolate teapot"
"chinese "
"3 sheets to the wind"
"pissed as a fart " ?????? still cant work that one out
There are hundreds more in my tiny lil mind but I wont bore you now
"I've heard ducks fart on the water before "
"in and out like a fart in a collander"
"about as welcome as a pork sausage in a synagogue"
"s/he was so ugly i thought they had been chasing parked buses"
"about as useful as a chocolate teapot"
"chinese "
"3 sheets to the wind"
"pissed as a fart " ?????? still cant work that one out
There are hundreds more in my tiny lil mind but I wont bore you now
Perhaps he is just a wannabee black cabbie ,there is only so much time you can spend on a moped doing the knowledge you know!!.
I think a party sounds like a wonderful idea ,can I bring my ker-plunk and some umbongo ?
I do have one request though ,jelly and ice cream please
Serious point though I have some work needs doing around the house ,so if thats the sort of work you are looking for !
I think a party sounds like a wonderful idea ,can I bring my ker-plunk and some umbongo ?
I do have one request though ,jelly and ice cream please
Serious point though I have some work needs doing around the house ,so if thats the sort of work you are looking for !
i want to be certified (is that code for something ) lolWell as im a new member ,it would be good to meet with people and i could also offer my services as a DJ all you would need to do would be to pay for the hire of the gear which i can get very reasonably from a friend .
I am at your service ? especially if you like 6ft 5 ex doorman types and of course you are female lol
I am at your service ? especially if you like 6ft 5 ex doorman types and of course you are female lol
Hiya ,im very new to this site but not to being taken and taking advantage of my sexual gymnastic ability !!!
I live in Kent but def dont mind a bit of travelling so drop me a pm if you like the sound .
I'm not a small chappie ,6ft 5 and about 17.5 stone but my stamina and ability to please is legendary !
Hmm i dont believe that or the gymnastic comment ,so why should you lol
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I live in Kent but def dont mind a bit of travelling so drop me a pm if you like the sound .
I'm not a small chappie ,6ft 5 and about 17.5 stone but my stamina and ability to please is legendary !
Hmm i dont believe that or the gymnastic comment ,so why should you lol
ta very much like
