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kinks_apey
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 42
Bisexual Male, 51
0 miles · Staffordshire

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not long to go now woo hoo whos excited??..............that would be me :happy::happy::happy::happy:
Quote by Dawnie
I love glass toys and there is so many to choose from. They even do glass butt plugs, apparently innocent
Plus I like a little quiet little bullet for when I need a quick reaction :grin:

Yup I have a glass one in my collection too. They rather good if you put them in the fridge too. You can also put them in the microwave so it said on the box but funnily enough i've not tried that 1 that's a kinkiness to far for me x x x
kind of in relation to the topic. Any one tried the HOTGvibe or Glover as its called on love honey ?? It does look rather good. I saw it on a porn site they had a clip obviously promoting. The fems looked good squirting not that i'm into that.......honest innocent:angel: kinks x x x
can you put me n apey down to please Op i haven't been to Brum for sooooo long sounds like its a good night think the dates o.k will just have to check with apey to make sure x x x x x x
We are big fans of toys they always add a bit more excitement. We do have a rather big collection on the go now.... a suitcase full in fact!!! but my all time fav would have to be the 'C' shaker and 1 good thing no batteries needed doesn't even buzz but once you try this you will know why its soooo good
Mmmmmm Apey cooked a really yummy dinner yesterday, pasta and meatballs. It was all very lovely he even made some home made bread. We had a very nice evening too caught up on some telly, showered and just snuggled till bed time..........We are getting there honest.
Well......as I was saying......we had a nice chilled out evening. By the time we got to bed Mr Apey was a little bit horny his roaming hands kinda gave that away and well normally its a case I never complain only moan (((blush))) except Apey being a plonker really made me moan for the wrong reasons!!! He only forgot to scrub his fingers after chopping chillies that went in the dinner!!!!!!!!!!! I went from moaning rather nicely to moaning and saying ouch in less than 5 mins!!! so if you want a passion killer slap some chillies on your bits lol
Quote by tweeky
Compared to when we joined.

Less munchs and socials by far
Less posts in the forum by far

i think the reason for less munches/socials is just down to cost and being able to afford to go to them. I love the social side of sh and seeing all the friends i chat with but unfortunatley i cant attend them all because it is so dammed expensive i wander if we could ask Mr Travel Lodge or Mr Premier Inn to do a sh deal lol
Thanks Jen and Mandy had a really fab time........ as usual no wander Oxford social is my favourite. Even Apey was impressed, mega nervous he was but yep he agrees with me a good social indeed.
I'm with Oney and Beth on the photo debate, I didn't think you were aloud to take pic's ?? but really its not fair to b putting them on social networking sites with out peoples permission. I kinda like SH being my guilty little secret. I'd rather not share it with the world.............rant over!!
Once again thanks for you hard work it really does pay off looked like everyone was having a blast hugs kinks and apey x x x x x
Quote by apey_kinks
yay i'm packing my case later ooooooooow excited. Early night for me got to be at work for 6am boooooooooooooo x x x x

Which means muggins here will be up too ;) but hey I don't mind smile
coming from the one that says i will take u to work in the morning tut and i cnt sleep boooo x x x
yay i'm packing my case later ooooooooow excited. Early night for me got to be at work for 6am boooooooooooooo x x x x
oooow yay monster we can do that naughty moment again ;) but erm properly this time yay x x x x x x x x
one more week to go woop woop and im not even excited :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
tut Mr B wrong forum page for the party in February that's on the other page plonker x x x
Quote by Tigerfluff
Who would like to meet up for a few drinkies and snogs lmao..........ok ya have drinkies,dont wanna put folks off me with snogs lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

tigsy, we'll all be in the pub all weekend anyways lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
well................apart from when you being nawty in yer room ........... wink
Moi naughty !!!!!!!!.............. u got the wrong tigsy :wink:
oops............sorry.........you not the tigsy i had to go down to reception and get a room move cos she was keeping me awake with the screaming then??? must be two tigsy's here then :wink:
Was having my gallbladder removed lmfao xxxxxxxxxxx
Don't care what anyone does, as long as they are quiet enough that I can get me quota of naptime smile
Apey
yay 2 weeks to go and i'm not even a little bit excited yet.....more like lots and lots he he x x x x x x x
today i fancied a change so it was Gwen Stefani - Love, Angel, Music, Baby
Quote by the_ape
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheer r we gettin chocolate fountain again??...............woo hoo im getting excited x x x x

Ooops cookie, slip of the tongue and u got Woo all excited lol
lol i like kinkys tongue slipping lol :lol: :lol:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do I smile :) :) :) :) :)
ooooow what i do ???? my mom always said i got to much tongue........if she only knew what that 2 much tongue got up to cough cough :evil2: :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :evil2:
Hehe I shant say owt ;)
nope else u wnt b the golden boy anymore lol
Quote by the_ape
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheer r we gettin chocolate fountain again??...............woo hoo im getting excited x x x x

Ooops cookie, slip of the tongue and u got Woo all excited lol
lol i like kinkys tongue slipping lol :lol: :lol:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do I smile :) :) :) :) :)
ooooow what i do ???? my mom always said i got to much tongue........if she only knew what that 2 much tongue got up to cough cough :evil2: :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :evil2:
today potterin around in the car the album i was listening to was....Kelis Fleshtone
Really is a great site give it a chance sure u will like it in a month, mayb use a chat room and get familiar with some of the users always fab to go to a social too they are always fun x x x
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheer r we gettin chocolate fountain again??...............woo hoo im getting excited x x x x
Quote by HarryJones
I am never officially excited till I've booked me bus there...
which should be sooon. To help me with the logistics, can anyone pm me where they will be drinking in the afternoon :cheers:
Regards
Harry Jones

the pub next door harry ;)
Aaaaww this is very sad news. Sending big hugs and kisses to Mrs Somers. Never ventured as far as Bristol sounds like we missed out on a few fab socials.
Deepest sympathy
love Kinks n Apey x x x
Quote by Dirtygirly
Ooooooooooooooooh!! We did this when I was in the brownies!! lol
Competitive? Moi?! :angel:
This is my kinda nonsense! :mrgreen:
I'm in! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Yup i remember doing this one Xmas in infant school and i won too woo hoo, im sure it was more my mom who won but hey matters not lol x x x
Oooooow NWC good forum post. Cant say i have either but always good to read people experiences before you try something yourself.......ahem x x x x x
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Somethings are just sooooooo wrong, and this is one of them :crazy:

agreed 110% x x x
Quote by up4anything1
What happens exactly at one of these meets? I'm sort of assuming it's a bit of a social???
would like to attend one but pretty new to all this and not sure what to expect????

Oxford is just a social get together, good atmosphere, karaoke drinks and laughs. It is a really good social if you havent been to one before. People are mainly out of the BBW room, although others members attend to.... i think.
Ive been to this particular social 3 times and i must say its my personal fav. I have been to other good ones too but this is the one i look forward too.
If you have any questions e mail sheer gloss or mandybigboobs they are the two who do all the organising and make the social fab. They will help you out with anything you need to no. They will explain venue, hotels etc cause some things your not aloud to put on here as it all has to be kept secret. Hope this kind of helps and hopefully see you in November x x x