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kinks_apey
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 42
Bisexual Male, 51
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Quote by PitNKit
It will be my first time this weekend, but I have been told by more than one person that's it's a fun event. Hoping to finally meet with a few regulars from here at the event as well (there's 2 couples from our regular chatroom that should be going)
If you never try, you'll never know
Yay will see you 2morrow bright and early lol woo hoo
Quote by charlie88
Speaking as a man. And possibly one of the only celebate men on here (if you believe all the profiles lol) And also being and ex officer and a very honest speaking gentleman. I'm not sure you will like what I have to say but the fact is, maybe not as many guys are turned on by "large" ladies as you might think. I have tried to say it as sensitively as I can, but I'm affraid its true.
Personally I think that is aload of rubbish, I believe theres alot of men out there that are turned on by the ''large'' lady. Ok maybe they wouldnt go down the local with their mates and cheer on the larger lady walkin to the bar, but i rekon theres alot more guys than you think that are into BBW's
Ive never felt 2nd best at a club, there is always some one for everyone out there and yes when you go to a club you cant always be everyones cup of tea whether you fat, thin, small boobs big boobs etc. If you have the confidence you can always have the upper hand in any situation.
Quote by the_ape
Yes........ i do have moments where i experience clear thoughts.... it makes me feel temporarily......... almost............intelligent :eeek:
Erm erm erm what is this Vodka that we speak of ?? would i like it ??
No babs, u'd hate it, honest xxxx
but you know the saying try anything once, twice if you like it. I kinda like that saying lol x x x x x
Yeah true, but u already on try 3squilion ;) x x x x
with vodka lol dnt joke x x x x :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by the_ape
Erm................are we nearly there yet ???
69 days from today. :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Countdown image, now in me sig ;) As for Nikki'Napping..... I've bought the voddy....
Erm...............you've bought voddie.............Kinky is going you know......... think that one thru did ya ??
:twisted:Good point, well made!
Yes........ i do have moments where i experience clear thoughts.... it makes me feel temporarily......... almost............intelligent :eeek:
Erm erm erm what is this Vodka that we speak of ?? would i like it ??
No babs, u'd hate it, honest xxxx
but you know the saying try anything once, twice if you like it. I kinda like that saying lol x x x x x
Quote by Sassi
Erm................are we nearly there yet ???
69 days from today. :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Countdown image, now in me sig ;) As for Nikki'Napping..... I've bought the voddy....
Erm...............you've bought voddie.............Kinky is going you know......... think that one thru did ya ??
:twisted:Good point, well made!
Yes........ i do have moments where i experience clear thoughts.... it makes me feel temporarily......... almost............intelligent :eeek:
Erm erm erm what is this Vodka that we speak of ?? would i like it ??
Quote by the_ape
Life certainly gets in the way sometimes - doesn't look like I'll be able to make it :sad: I've a room booked for the Friday and a room booked for the Saturday if anyone would like to buy them......pm for details x
Erm.............not good :sad:
Agreed, not allowed to not come, simple as that! Need someone to tek the piddle outa when they drunk ;)
erm isnt that usually me ??? oh no u usually remind me of my daftness tut ;)
Quote by kinkybifemxx
hiya can :: u let me know if u got my money
Lassie think it will b on 1st page of forum they normally put pais nxt to ur name whent they get ur money x x x x x :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
or even they put paid when they get ur money!! he he bring on Oxford woo hoo x x x
Quote by the_ape
Kinkybifem
You need to go on quote lessons immediately
Regards
Harry Jones
we i didnt want it to b an extra long quote like before so i tried to shorten it then it all just went tits up lol
I'll give ya some lessons cookie ;)....
Probably wont get round to how Markup Language works, but lessons none the less....
oooow yay yep u give instructions i will follow them happily he he x x x
Quote by kinkybifemxx
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
can we compare tools he he he
NOTE : << Is not a tool :) I am a human..... I just happen to carry a tool about in me trousers ;)
ooooow and by time oxford is here i can compare that tool with the other tool he he if its still any good by then x x x x x x
and what i meant by that is the 'do it urself tool'........Monster thats after weve been arty farty next week lol he he he
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
can we compare tools he he he
NOTE : << Is not a tool :) I am a human..... I just happen to carry a tool about in me trousers ;)
ooooow and by time oxford is here i can compare that tool with the other tool he he if its still any good by then x x x x x x
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
can we compare tools he he he
NOTE : << Is not a tool :) I am a human..... I just happen to carry a tool about in me trousers ;)
ooooow and by time oxford is here i can compare that tool with the other tool he he if its still any good by then x x x x x x
Quote by bouncy332
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order
OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan :)
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
can we compare tools he he he
Quote by the_ape
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order
OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by the_ape
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)
Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :P
:rotflmao:
:Dlong over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Oow that must mean i have a spare 5 mins to room hop..........Mrs Wade i will come and keep you company x x x x
Nah tis ok babs, I'll be there long enough to get wadey into trouble and do a runner ;)
Yes but unfortunatley doesnt take me long to get myself in trouble either or at least cause sum so u mite b to late by the time u return lol x x x x x
I wouldn't go shouting that too loud, u might get a reputation u don't want ;)
Mite b 2 late for that this will b my 3rd Oxford now so hey fook it lol xx xx xx xx
Quote by the_ape
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)
Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :P
:rotflmao::Dlong over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Oow that must mean i have a spare 5 mins to room hop..........Mrs Wade i will come and keep you company x x x x
Nah tis ok babs, I'll be there long enough to get wadey into trouble and do a runner ;)
Yes but unfortunatley doesnt take me long to get myself in trouble either or at least cause sum so u mite b to late by the time u return lol x x x x x
Quote by the_ape
Damn I got all excited at the thought then :twisted:
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)
Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :P
:rotflmao::Dlong over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
:eeek: Thank feck for that i thought then for a min i'd made another promise :kick: Dont you think i've got enough to make good on already :silly::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Thank fek we got that sorted ;)
Soddit then... Mr Wadey, lube up and bend over ;) We can call it Nikki's buffday pressy and save a couple quid lol
Not even to save money (was goin to say cos peeps know i'm a tight arse but wrong thing to say) or for the sexy Nikki but how about we team up and give Nikki somethin else for her birthday :rascal::rascal:;)
Oooh, like ya train of thought ;)
Nikki, lube up and bend over lol
Oow that must mean i have a spare 5 mins to room hop..........Mrs Wade i will come and keep you company x x x x
Quote by the_ape
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)
Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yes same here will be gud to meet you both. Oh and kinks cant think of what to get you for your birthday so will a shag do?? :P
:rotflmao::Dlong over due mr wadey x x x
EDIT : ^^^ typed by kinks... no one start gettin ideas lol
yeah sorry blonde moment was on wrong username x x x
Quote by welovebiggirls
My birthday 30th Nov, gonna be 40!!!:eeek: so can celebrate together Kinky. I think someone in the chatroom said it was their birthday too so bring on the party.
Booked our hotel today for the Fri and Sat night. Think its the same hotel as most of you guys. so I cant wait Woop Woop:happy: xxx
awwww brill we there both nites too im soooooooo looking forward to oxford yay x x x x
Quote by welovebiggirls
Hi, can we come to Oxford please. It will be our first ever social, so could you let us know how to pay, and let me know some hotels please.
cheers
Theresa & Simon xxx
(Welovebiggirls)
Yay will b fab to meet you both ooow my birthday just gets better. bring on Oxford :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by the_ape
oooow yay i get to pester all weekend too yay this will b fun x x x
room finally booked money will b sent nxt week too woo hoo x x x x x x party time x x x x x x x x
<< Agrees Wooo Hooo
:):)Not that I'm looking forward to my first proper social ;)
and we will make the social both nights lol even the mini on in the pub on the friday woo hoo
Mines a double voddy and coke
Im not drink cough cough well not much anyway he he x x x xx
yes but fluffy i got mr sensible looking after me. So for a change im gonna he half with it :giggle:
OOOh and I'm an angel lmfao :lol:
yes but fluffy i got mr sensible looking after me. So for a change im gonna he half with it :giggle:
Fekin better be lol
of course :angel::evil2:
Quote by Tigerfluff
oooow yay i get to pester all weekend too yay this will b fun x x x
room finally booked money will b sent nxt week too woo hoo x x x x x x party time x x x x x x x x
<< Agrees Wooo Hooo
:):)Not that I'm looking forward to my first proper social ;)
and we will make the social both nights lol even the mini on in the pub on the friday woo hoo
Mines a double voddy and coke
Im not drink cough cough well not much anyway he he x x x xx
yes but fluffy i got mr sensible looking after me. So for a change im gonna he half with it :giggle:
OOOh and I'm an angel lmfao :lol:
yes but fluffy i got mr sensible looking after me. So for a change im gonna he half with it :giggle:
