Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sorry - I closed the room when it was invaded by the "Get your Tits out " Brigade!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
It had served it's purpose by then ! :? :lol:

Quote by karl74
i would put the old lady in the car,the old friend would think he did the right thing ,one life saved to save another sort of thing and the perfect partner would see a caring attitude and a good deed being done and would take my phone number with pleasure and a smile :thumbup:
or my other sugggestion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
drag the perfect partner in car and ravish the arse off her :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by Darkfire
Sorry, I'll be good then now ops: :oops:

Quote by fantasycpl
with these cluse can u get the chocolate bars or sweets
1. muurmuring insects
2. casts a spell
3. blind dates
4. special days out
5. nomad
6. wandering music man
7. mayfair is one of these
8. total of fort knox
9. a reward maybe
this was a quiz that our son came home with and they are the ones that we cant figure the answers out for. he really wants to win a choc hamper so any help will be appreciated. ( example for one we know answer to is:- where big cats drink - answer lion bar ) we know its cheating but oh well if it helps him

Quote by outstanding
appearance.... im a shy lad :P

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Peterlg,
i understand what you mean, and if anyone does know of a chain that let you checkin earlier id also love to know.
my partner lives a hour or so drive from me, and he cant drive at the mo either , so we were going to have a day of work and meet up in a hotel near him. Sadely i we both only had til 4-5pm and as check in is after 3pm it wasnt really worth booking the room.
so any other hotels would be good to know about
xx lou xxx

Quote by natandh
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!

Quote by hisandhers
If we can find a sitter and acomodation would it be possible for Shireen_Mids and I to attend ?
Got the munch bug after last nights Notts Munch and the weekend of the Yorks Munch just happens to be my birthday as well.....Well my birthday is actually the 16th but its close enough for me..... :D

Quote by JudyTV
A lot of you said you get lots of replys on the photo ads section. To be honest we get very few, is there an obvious reason why? if so please do let me know. Wont be offended so dont worry about that
Mr Tweeky

Not sure if this helps but In an attempt to answer the question above, I have more than one ad ( all different categories) and in the past I have had as many as six ads running at once on SH (I know sad isn't it ) plus three or four on other sites such as TV or fetish sites plus other trans sites, well, I need all the help I can get. I think that is why I get a fair few replies because I have had replies here on SH from people saying they have seen my ad on a Tranny site and have decided to reply here.
I have used different types of contact sites for many years and have met friends I still see many years later. Its all about building up a contact database and this takes a long time and a lot of patience and to a certain extent quite a lot of time checking out all the sites and replies. I needed to know if something radically different had caused the reason for the disappearing ones and thankfully many people have helped to answer my query and put my mind at rest. Being a practical person I have a need to know when there is a change to the status quo. I suppose its because I'm a bit of a worrier :) .
If things start to dry up then I do change my ads from time to time and keep a copy of them all in MS Word and sometimes place them back on if things slow down and I do update them at least once a day sometimes more than that. About 3 weeks ago I was chatting to a TV who said he had never had a reply to his ad which he had placed at Christmas time and when I asked him how often he updated it he looked rather blank. I explained how to update the ad and changed a few things and he put another on in another category and he started to update it daily. Guess what? he has started getting replies now so, worth a thought.
Personally I have great faith in the ads section and it has reaped dividends for me. This combined with the socials and munches along with the forums all makes a definite difference. Placing an ad and leaving it will result in it being lost into the depths of page 100 in very short time. We have to work at life don't we? So its no different here. No one comes knocking at our door with offers of intimacy unless we invite them.
Jude.

Quote by DJohn
It's almost that simple. Very new people will have to get themselves known, or it would be too easy for all sorts of undesirables (certain parts of the press have an unhealthy fascination with swinging) to turn up and cause problems. Once you've been here for a while and got yourselves known, all you have to do is ask for an invitation.
If someone here already knows you, it's easier. Just get them to say that you're OK.
There should be a sticky in the "Let's meet up" forum that explains it all much better than I can.
(edit) Here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html The fourth paragraph is for newbies.