Used to be red and nothing else....but I got into really dry whites a couple of years ago and really only drink red with italian food and steaks, just cos it adds to the meal.
But, hey, I'll take whatevers offered
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kittysin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 66
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Master of Sex
Still not been brave enough to get one 
and neither does Harry, but I'm definitely for them. Not the old dagger or provocatively dressed lady types but the well thought out intricate designs you see.
Some can be really scary though, there's a lad round our way has full facial tats in a Kiss stylee. Been told he's a nice lad but, hell, coming face to face with that on a dark night would scare the bejeezus out of you.
and neither does Harry, but I'm definitely for them. Not the old dagger or provocatively dressed lady types but the well thought out intricate designs you see. Some can be really scary though, there's a lad round our way has full facial tats in a Kiss stylee. Been told he's a nice lad but, hell, coming face to face with that on a dark night would scare the bejeezus out of you.
Master of Sex
Whenever I'm feeling unhappy, I just try to think of nice things.
What kind of things?
Well, let me see. Nice things. . . .
Daffodils.
Green meadows.
Skies full of stars.
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
Feel free to jump in at any point
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What kind of things?
Well, let me see. Nice things. . . .
Daffodils.
Green meadows.
Skies full of stars.
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
Feel free to jump in at any point
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Master of Sex
Quote by foxyandbeasty
Totally random.......wanted something totally different to anything I use in other forums, which are generally based on my real name.
So.....I used a porn name generator website :happy:
OOOOOOOOOh how coolio!!! :grin:
Whats the link to that then?????
Yes they're ace - can't recall which one, but just google 'Porn Name Generator' and take your pick. I just went through a few of them using my real name until I got a return that I liked.
Master of Sex
Quote by Darkfire
i'm sorry, i have to admit that if its stuck to my tongue it will make me gag - so I stop and remove it,
its that, or puke. I know which one I'd preferops: - simple solution, shave em all off then I wont need to stop :lickface:
I have to agree.....I have an extremely strong gag reflex....been known to barf just getting too vigorous brushing my teeth....if there is a foreign object then its just gotta go. Luckily my playmate is very well trimmed, so no problemo! :twisted: For some reason, Mr has never given me any problems in the stray hair dept, despite being au naturel.
Could we be first in line to say definitely maybe....Mr has to check he's not working somewhere obscure on Saturday but otherwise would love to pop over. Master of Sex
Love a good murder 
psychological thriller, forensic jobbie and anything with serial killers, so I'll rush out and get anything by Michael Connolly, James Patterson, both of the Kellermans, Patricia Cornwell ( although the Scarpetta series has become pretty bad ) and my favourite, Harlan Coben.
I am a self confessed ignoramus when it comes to history ( all I seem to have learned from my history class was stone age tools ) and so am trying, also, to read a few history books on the side.
psychological thriller, forensic jobbie and anything with serial killers, so I'll rush out and get anything by Michael Connolly, James Patterson, both of the Kellermans, Patricia Cornwell ( although the Scarpetta series has become pretty bad ) and my favourite, Harlan Coben. I am a self confessed ignoramus when it comes to history ( all I seem to have learned from my history class was stone age tools ) and so am trying, also, to read a few history books on the side.
Master of Sex
Quote by sword
Hobbies: :?: ..... I Geocache :!: :!:
Its like the old treasure hunt but with a GPS reciever :!: :!:
Why I suppose the :?: is...
Because it gets me out walking the hills & countryside
& it gives me the excuse to be in Dogging locations if Mr Plod asks
Us too!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Wondered if that would come up in this thread :swingingchair: geocachers!
MotoGP, riding our own bikes and for me, Kitty, reading, reading, reading...addicted according to Harry.
is cooking for our dinner....made with real shepherds :giggle: Master of Sex
We're not the most experienced of swingers, but do you think that there is something about being in this walk of life that gives off some kind of vibe?
Both Harry and I regularly come into contact with couples on a professional basis(erm.....non sexual I might add! ) ......and on the odd occasion, there is a definite vibe....do you think its something they give off, maybe being swingers, or do you think its because, as swingers, we might see something in them we're attracted to and so giving a bit of a false reading?
also...can anyone tell me if there is a swingers handshake....this would make life so much easier!!!!!
:twisted:
:swingingchair:
Both Harry and I regularly come into contact with couples on a professional basis(erm.....non sexual I might add! ) ......and on the odd occasion, there is a definite vibe....do you think its something they give off, maybe being swingers, or do you think its because, as swingers, we might see something in them we're attracted to and so giving a bit of a false reading?
also...can anyone tell me if there is a swingers handshake....this would make life so much easier!!!!!
:twisted:
:swingingchair:
Master of Sex
I did a bunch of dried flower arrangements for our wedding, they were pretty cool and even better, I got to give them away at the end of the day as everlasting gifts.
My favourite, hard to choose, but I think yellow roses, romantic but happy and smiley at the same time.
But to be honest, a bunch of sweet peas is enough to get a grin on my face. I just love flowers. :rose:
....oh and harrysin has insisted I put in a vote for the white dog rose....given I'm a yorkshire transplant!
My favourite, hard to choose, but I think yellow roses, romantic but happy and smiley at the same time.
But to be honest, a bunch of sweet peas is enough to get a grin on my face. I just love flowers. :rose:
....oh and harrysin has insisted I put in a vote for the white dog rose....given I'm a yorkshire transplant!
Master of Sex
Ooh, grub...one of my favourite subjects....hence the lardy arse! :moon:
Favourites?
A big thick rare fillet steak.....mmmm...red meat! :twisted:
Just about anything mediterranean
Mussels provencale
Any veg I grow myself...always tastes so much better
Stovies
Any food peculiarities?
I just don't get the point of food that hurts you......hot curries and the like. The other half eats jamaican jerk chicken so hot it'd blister paint. I just don't get it, but then not really into any form of pain.
Does anyone like the whole '9 and a 1/2 weeks' scenario?
Yes, particularly drinking champagne from each other...
As for fondues, I say yes...bring em back..especially sweet ones, mmmm white chocolate and strawberries and cherries. :happy:
Favourites?
A big thick rare fillet steak.....mmmm...red meat! :twisted:
Just about anything mediterranean
Mussels provencale
Any veg I grow myself...always tastes so much better
Stovies
Any food peculiarities?
I just don't get the point of food that hurts you......hot curries and the like. The other half eats jamaican jerk chicken so hot it'd blister paint. I just don't get it, but then not really into any form of pain.
Does anyone like the whole '9 and a 1/2 weeks' scenario?
Yes, particularly drinking champagne from each other...
As for fondues, I say yes...bring em back..especially sweet ones, mmmm white chocolate and strawberries and cherries. :happy:
Master of Sex
Quote by fabio grooverider
damn.....was just about to tell him he was wrong and put up the schedules... and you all beat me to it!!!!
anyway... off to watch some proper motorsport... the Dutch motorcycle TT.......
mmmmmm..........the things i could do with suzi perry!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :) :) :)
Great minds, Fabio.....the bikes and the bird!!! :twisted:
Master of Sex
OK, so far, by my reckoning, we have the following nominees and/or volunteers:
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'
2) A venue
mike48 to confirm
3) A Best Man
The Four Tops
4) A Maid of Honour
H-X, Bloke
5) 2 x Bridesmaids
Shaz_n_Tony
6) 1 x Page Boy
farmersboy
7) Caterers & a menu
DeviousLiasons, PoshKate
8) Music - daytime & evening entertainment
Stuart, Marcuso, AlexDJ
9) A suitable magazine to sell their story to and a photographer
Viz, mdr2000
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator
11) Somebody to conduct the ceremony
Dambuster, Essex34m
12) Speech writers - Best Man & Groom
Polo Lady, markz
13) A guest list planner and coordinator
Sarah
14) Naughty stuff!
Hisandhers
15) Bloke's assistant
HornyLittleBlonde
16) Wedding dress helperoutta
Sarah
17) Hen night planner
Sarah
18) Lady at back of church
sexkittenhfx
19) All videos
Kiss_Me
20) Stripper
tina1
21) Bloke that dances on his way to the dance floor
goose35
22) Bog cleaner
Medic_1
23) Stag night sheddy minders
twos_company
24) Security
Pete_sw
25) Drunk bird
Jas-Tim, well_busty_babe
26) Florist
27) Wedding car
Mr Bloke]
Please can I be the florist - I can do something lovely with pampas grass!
Soz - I can't load photos at work but heres the link to a small understated idea....
or if you fancy a different colour scheme....
1) A theme - think 'big', think 'Confetti'
2) A venue
mike48 to confirm
3) A Best Man
The Four Tops
4) A Maid of Honour
H-X, Bloke
5) 2 x Bridesmaids
Shaz_n_Tony
6) 1 x Page Boy
farmersboy
7) Caterers & a menu
DeviousLiasons, PoshKate
8) Music - daytime & evening entertainment
Stuart, Marcuso, AlexDJ
9) A suitable magazine to sell their story to and a photographer
Viz, mdr2000
10) A wedding present list planner and co-ordinator
11) Somebody to conduct the ceremony
Dambuster, Essex34m
12) Speech writers - Best Man & Groom
Polo Lady, markz
13) A guest list planner and coordinator
Sarah
14) Naughty stuff!
Hisandhers
15) Bloke's assistant
HornyLittleBlonde
16) Wedding dress helperoutta
Sarah
17) Hen night planner
Sarah
18) Lady at back of church
sexkittenhfx
19) All videos
Kiss_Me
20) Stripper
tina1
21) Bloke that dances on his way to the dance floor
goose35
22) Bog cleaner
Medic_1
23) Stag night sheddy minders
twos_company
24) Security
Pete_sw
25) Drunk bird
Jas-Tim, well_busty_babe
26) Florist
27) Wedding car
Mr Bloke]
Please can I be the florist - I can do something lovely with pampas grass!
Soz - I can't load photos at work but heres the link to a small understated idea....
or if you fancy a different colour scheme....
Master of Sex
Quote by fabio grooverider
met him for a drink or 7 on thursday!!!
Speak for yourself Fabio.....we were both driving and the picture of temperance! :angel:
Lamb, would love to pop throught, but have my 'lights camera action' day tomorrow!
.....now where did I put that tiara???
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Master of Sex
Quote by hisandhers
Right then due to popular demand CORSETS are the in thing for this munch
ffs- another shopping trip :lol: :lol: :lol:
This great thread kicked off by Darkfire might be of some help in that department!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/77561.html
Hope you've managed to get sorted, Darkfire.
Doh! Edited to add linky.
