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kittysin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 66
UK

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"I wish you were my lurve buffet, so I could lay you down on the table and take what I want"
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? :crazy:
"You might as well sleep with me. I’ll tell all my friends you did, anyway,"
:shock: lol
Quote by Kiss_Me
Q is for Quimism
Ok so I made it up, but it does sound fun! :rascal:

OK if you made it up, you get to decide what exactly it is.....methinks a practical demonstration is in order! :rascal:
Quote by sercher01
p is 4 pissin down here? rolleyes :shocksadrain)

Pluvious, pissing down.....alll the same....serves me right for being a smartarse lol
Quote by felixx1416
there is on my page lol

You must be the special one they've all been talking about! :lol:
1. You need a mic set up on your pc....
2. Second icon is the mic icon for enabling/disabling sound
Quote by sheddy
whose aare those pipe and slippers int he corner?

Here's a clue Sheddy!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
This is a place dedicated to all matters concerning the Video Chatroom, whether they are good comments or bad. It is not another Cafe, nor is it a slow-motion Chatroom. It has been provided as it was felt that there needed to be a place for Chatroom Users to leave messages, for each other and for admin.

Think he left them earlier!
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Quote by DeeCee
is the internet really only for porn?

Yes.....porn.......and shopping! :bounce:
Oh.....and shopping for porn..... :giggle:
Loving it! biggrin
Let me introduce myself....Sheik F. Rock!
and my better half....
Big Playah S. G.
cool
Well, hell, I'm surely glad my likkle blinkie line of hearts lasted only as long as it took me to go back in the forum! Would hate to offend. redface
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Listening to Paulo Nutini for the umpteenth time since | bought it, I now realise he reminds me of Paul Simon with his writing style. Not bad for a 10 year old ! biggrin

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Also interchanging with Paolo is the new James Morrison album, its great and the Kooks - Inside/Outside. Favourite has gotta be Johnny Cash American V - his ill health clearly shows...but despite the frailty in his voice, the emotion of some of the tracks is potent. Most are covers, but still great. Track 4 - If you could read my mind - has me in tears every time.
My Dad passed away earlier this year. It was to be he and my Mums Golden Wedding Anniversary this year.
As a surprise my Mum made me a copy of their wedding photo, framed - it was absolutely beautiful.
Sadly Mum died suddenly very soon after, this was only a couple of weeks ago.
That photo is now my most treasured possession.
I geocache - its a bit like a high tech treasure hunt using a GPS receiver. I love it because it combines my love of gadgets and the chance to get out and about walking. Gets me out to interesting places and beauty spots I wouldn't otherwise make the effort to get to. biggrin
However it has a bit of a rep for being a geeky type of thing to do and when I've explained it to people in the past I've got some funny looks. :shock:
Nothing quite so dramatic....but its not the first time a severe bout of cramp has had me double up in pain - resulting in knee to the groin or an elbow in the gut for my poor hubby. :shock:
BTW.....you a little bored this morning Dee Cee? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
<snip>
If anyone asks you about the engine on a helicopter, its easy.
Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. biggrin <snip>

sounds more like a thumper bike than a heli :giggle:
Yep, any four stroker.....got it printed on a t-shirt...did raise a few eyebrows at the motogp :twisted:
Oh and I hope you had a fab time PL - never been in a helly-chopter. Must have been brill.
Quote by Dave__Notts
On the ceiling, I swear, it was like the Turin shroud with my head outline. Dave_Notts

Definitely Mr Bean - just transpose spaghetti sauce for white paint..... biggrin
Quote by dambuster
You missed out patios and decking, following being entertained and fed outside, then snuggling up as you drink the next Italian white and the sun goes behind the house next door

Picky picky!
Quote by dambuster
"Marvellous Night for a Moondance" with my "Brown Eyed Girl" as dusk falls and one asks the other "Have I told You Lately that I Love You"

Top Choons, Dambuster :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster
Maybe I should prep the pork loins :grin:

Exactly what is involved here??? :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I didn't realise they were filiming my CBT redface

Well, you've done the hard bit.....plain sailing from now on! It'll be a doddle. :bounce:
Despite most of my family being into bikes and my hubby, I'd never ridden a bike before my CBT...I've never looked back.
Get stuck in. :thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
could be why I've no balance on the motorbike in later life rolleyes

Only a minor disadvantage, Sassy :shock:
You could always get stabilisers fitted

:happy:
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I'm not
but I do come at very reasonable rates :twisted:

I have some American dollars and a cheesecake ... would that work??
What sort of cheesecake?
Please, please, please make it a good oldfashioned New York cheesecake and I'm THERE! :inlove:
Quote by Abilene
Summer Breeze !

makes me feel fine................................
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
:karaoke:
Quote by Abilene
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too )

I wanna know what ( or whom ) he pulled! :twisted:
Ok, summer is wearing on, but I've been putting together a compilation of summery sounding tracks for an upcoming event I'm organising and thought this
Quote by DeeCee
tonight i met up with a good friend of mine.............
shes an absolutely beautiful looking woman
beautiful face
slim
large chest
imaculately turned out
blonde hair
dark eyes
the problem is always the same......... after only a few drinks with dinner, she gets very tipsy and as night follows day..... very horny....
so there we were, back at mine, sat on the couch, having a bottle of bubbly.. when she suggests that we go upstairs............
15 minutes of frantic activity later.......... she's fast asleep...........and the evenings over!!
and im downstairs firing up the computer..............bored out of my mind
im wondering if any other members can relate to this and offer some advice?

Dee Cee...I'm afraid I'm guilty of similar....hubby is a night owl, I'm not....we'll have a really nice evening, a drink or six, bit of a wind up and if he doesn't time it just right, I'm out like a light!
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
But...I make it up to him in the morning.....I've a bit of a thing for the early morning wake up call. :twisted: