Yep, it was on last night, she's a bloody genius, but I can understand the comments above. Some of her characters are almost too real to be funny and can make me a bit uncomfortable.
I'm the same with the Office. I completely get what a clever bloke Ricky Gervais is, but the humour is just too real for me at times. :shock:
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Master of Sex
I'm pretty addicted to Radio 4 comedy......and the quizzes. ISIHAC is a combination of both. Singing one song to the tune of another, Mornington Crescent, but best of all is Humph's introductions. He is the most unlikely comic genius
Its usually on when I'm on the way home from work and if I've listened to part of it, I'll sit in the car outside our house until the sketch is finished.
Can see hubby peering out the window, thinking whats the silly bint listening to now.
One of my top comedians is Marcus Brigstocke. He's great on the Now Show and Giles Wemmbly-Hogg is hilarious. His world cup special over the summer was genius.
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Its usually on when I'm on the way home from work and if I've listened to part of it, I'll sit in the car outside our house until the sketch is finished.
Can see hubby peering out the window, thinking whats the silly bint listening to now.
One of my top comedians is Marcus Brigstocke. He's great on the Now Show and Giles Wemmbly-Hogg is hilarious. His world cup special over the summer was genius.
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Watching Fesitval of Remembrance.
I do it every year.
No-one in my immediate family fought but my father in law fought in Burma.
Think we should impress upon our youngsters the importance of this important date.
They shall not grow old as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM.
I do it every year.
No-one in my immediate family fought but my father in law fought in Burma.
Think we should impress upon our youngsters the importance of this important date.
They shall not grow old as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM.
Master of Sex
OK, minds out the gutter you mucky buggers :twisted:
I'm talking about those naughty little habits that you don't admit to.......
Mine......buying handbags and hiding them in the cupboard, bringing them out a week later and when he asks is that new.....no, had it for ages.
.....and despite my absolute hatred of all these talent type shows, X-clueless, or 'I'm in a Celebrity Circus, Please get me Hair Cut' type jobbies, I'm addicted to America's Next Top Model
I tell myself its cos they're all such bitches ( like me ) but its really all the top totty :twisted: :twisted:
I'm talking about those naughty little habits that you don't admit to.......
Mine......buying handbags and hiding them in the cupboard, bringing them out a week later and when he asks is that new.....no, had it for ages.
.....and despite my absolute hatred of all these talent type shows, X-clueless, or 'I'm in a Celebrity Circus, Please get me Hair Cut' type jobbies, I'm addicted to America's Next Top Model
I tell myself its cos they're all such bitches ( like me ) but its really all the top totty :twisted: :twisted: Master of Sex
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Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???
I have been told people do still have shag pile. Officially it must be at least five people to make a pile.
Ooh, bags me somewhere in the middle then! :twisted:
Master of Sex
:giveup: Ding Ding End of Round 1.
Don't think Lil Miss intended this thread as a drug debate. I'm sure that its intention was light hearted and quite frankly, Lil Miss, I don't think you should have to defend any of your private issues to anyone here.
Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???
Don't think Lil Miss intended this thread as a drug debate. I'm sure that its intention was light hearted and quite frankly, Lil Miss, I don't think you should have to defend any of your private issues to anyone here.
Anyway, getting back on track, I can't say I've ever acted out any major acts of revenge. But I was always fascinated by the grass seed in the shag pile scenario.....always wondered if it really did work.
.........and do people still have shag pile???
Master of Sex
Quote by firelizard
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
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Eeeerrrmm I think Goose35 might beg to differ!!
You got me, firelizard.
Strange, goose did go through my mind as I typed that message up. Master of Sex
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
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"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
and my favourite...
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
.......I've never kept a diary!!!
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Master of Sex
Quote by Lissa
The smell of two-stroke oil takes me straight back to the late 70's when I first got into bikes, for example.
For Lissa,
Saved this from a bike mag years ago with the intention of it going on the wall in the garage. Never got round to it and with three bikes and all the clutter in there, there'd be no room to enjoy pics on the wall anyway!
Master of Sex
Quote by Its Harry
Therefore, in honour of Boy George. Who else would you like to see dressed in an orange boiler suit given a broom and sent sweeping the streets...
Harry X
Thought long and hard and have so far only come up with politicians and ex politicians.....from many parties both here and abroad.
I'm not sure if this type of thing is allowed on here so... :gagged:
Instead, I vote for Madonna, for her Andy-like 'Want that one' attitude.
Master of Sex
Oh ffs, this whole thread's got me going :cry:
Strangely, just heard this for the first time ever the other day....blimmin brilliant.
Somewhere over the Rainbow is just heartbreaking.
My all time favourite is Ray Charles, You Don't Know Me.
Scarily I first heard it sung on Soldier Soldier....remember that!
Quote by SteveClarke
"In My Life", performed by Sean Connery on George Martin's final album.
Strangely, just heard this for the first time ever the other day....blimmin brilliant.
Quote by SteveClarke
Eva Cassidy, for personal reasons as well as the beauty of her voice..
Somewhere over the Rainbow is just heartbreaking.
My all time favourite is Ray Charles, You Don't Know Me.
Scarily I first heard it sung on Soldier Soldier....remember that!
Master of Sex
Following on from the other Christmassy thread, what are your fave choons?
...whether traditional, pop hits, one hit wonders....whatever.
Mine are a bit cheesy........
Fairytale of New York....Kirsty MacColl & The Pogues....just the best.
When a Child is Born....Johnny Mathis, gets me welling up, memories of childhood.
Winter Wonderland - the Macy Grey version, her voice just sends shivers up my spine.
(not christmas but..) Happy New Year....Abba, another tear jerker. Not sure if being Scottish I place a lot of emphasis on Hogmanay. To me its a time for fresh starts, new beginnings.
...whether traditional, pop hits, one hit wonders....whatever.
Mine are a bit cheesy........
Fairytale of New York....Kirsty MacColl & The Pogues....just the best.
When a Child is Born....Johnny Mathis, gets me welling up, memories of childhood.
Winter Wonderland - the Macy Grey version, her voice just sends shivers up my spine.
(not christmas but..) Happy New Year....Abba, another tear jerker. Not sure if being Scottish I place a lot of emphasis on Hogmanay. To me its a time for fresh starts, new beginnings.
Master of Sex
Mixed blessings this year.....we were away for Christmas and New Year last year and as glorious and wonderful as it was, I want my Bucks Fizz breakfast, traditional lunch lasting about 4 hours, a nap and the Christmas comedy reruns......along with several days of Festive bubble 'n squeak to follow!
On a more serious note, Harry and I have spent Christmas on our own for the last 12 years, both our families are hundreds of miles away in opposite directions. But the first thing I would do, every Christmas morning ( even from Jamaica ) was phone my Ma & Pa. It's just another milestone we'll have to pass, having lost them both this year and will make it a very poignant time for us.
Anyway, back to more cheerful topics....we don't go overboard with decorations etc, but I make a point of having some lovely flowers, foliage and winter berries round the house. I take out all my christmas frustrations in our office. It is the height of sheer tack and majorly over the top with garlands and tinsel all over.
I make up a Christmas compilation cd, put it in the car and play it top blast at every opportunity, just to annoy other drivers waiting in the traffic jam.....which gives me an idea for my first thread...........
On a more serious note, Harry and I have spent Christmas on our own for the last 12 years, both our families are hundreds of miles away in opposite directions. But the first thing I would do, every Christmas morning ( even from Jamaica ) was phone my Ma & Pa. It's just another milestone we'll have to pass, having lost them both this year and will make it a very poignant time for us.
Anyway, back to more cheerful topics....we don't go overboard with decorations etc, but I make a point of having some lovely flowers, foliage and winter berries round the house. I take out all my christmas frustrations in our office. It is the height of sheer tack and majorly over the top with garlands and tinsel all over.
I make up a Christmas compilation cd, put it in the car and play it top blast at every opportunity, just to annoy other drivers waiting in the traffic jam.....which gives me an idea for my first thread...........
Master of Sex
Quote by the_Laird
I've just had a rather nice soak in a Lush bath
Then I had a shower and washed my hair!!
People will start to talk
Fee was in it with me.......I have pics :wink:
Ahem....nice as the thought is......back on topic.....I've really only one odd habit. In th car, I MUST have the stereo volume on an even number....even to the extent of when driving with others, I'll change their stereo. Just had to hire a car and it doesn't have a numerical volume gauge.....its hell! How am I supposed to know if its odd or even? :shock:
Master of Sex
Quote by Missy
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Bad handsometype!!!!
Funny though
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Master of Sex
Quote by naughtynymphos1
if you want something out of the norm, ie sexy underwear for larger ladies, you will pay thro the nose for it
Amen to that!
Apart from the B'ham fair, your best bet probably is mail order for off the peg items. If you are looking at made to measure then £50 figure is least of your worries, you're probably looking more like £200! :shock:
Ah, but so worth it :twisted:
