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korriefem
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oh oh oh oh :shock:
Have I arrived too late to take my clothes off????
Damn. :cry:
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That's what I always say...'it's just an internet site', it's not real life. Still, think I'm going to flouce again like you Korriefem - perhaps you could join me for a girlie night out. Do you have any wine left BTW?

Do bears shit in the woods?? :twisted:
Errrrr.......I mean yes, of course I have some wine left. redface
If things don't improve in this thread I shall be leaving soon and not coming back! I used to come in here for a laugh and a giggle but what do I find now? Mindless drivel that's what!
I love this site and all the people in it, it's become such a huge part of my life I just don't want to let it go but be warned. Either buck your ideas up or I'm off!
Quote by Misippus1669
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now. redface surprisedops:
Nothing new there then. rolleyes

Misippus hands Korrie some wine. Come and relax in the jacuzzi
Why thank you Misipus. I hope Dawn_Mids isn't already in the jacuzzi, I believe she was on the left over brussel sprouts at lunchtime. :uhoh:
Quote by kneelinyorks
Korrie please dont forget us other northern manly rugged types..... well I'm northern ffs one out of three ain't bad....... is it? dunno

I never forget a northern manly rugged type kneel, have we met? Did you venture to one of the munches? Bluddy brilliant nights they are. biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ok then rolleyes stevegiggy can cum if he has to. But I'm doing doing anything with him if he wears his bicycle clips and helmet again mad
Dawn :silly:

Not the bicycle clips and helmet! :shock:
He told me that he has to wear the bicycle clip to keep his helmet from falling off......or did he say from falling out? confused I never knew a new age girl like me could be so naive. :shock: :shock: biggrin :D
Has everybody seen my new ad?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:

Do we have to take them, can't we leave the men at home again? It's much more fun without them. rotflmao
lol You silly mare, not those wipes :lol:
The ones to clean up after we are finished rolleyes
Hopefully we will not have such a big queue forming next time and I hope that bloody stevegiggy doesn't turn up :roll:
Hows the hangover going?
Dawn :silly:
The hangover disappeared shortly after I opened my second bottle of the morning. redface
Can we not invite stevegiggy? I know I'm not a swinger but he's quite dishy in a rugged manly northerner kind of way. :roll:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:

Do we have to take them, can't we leave the men at home again? It's much more fun without them. rotflmao
Quote by steveg_nw
whats that bloody USA bird doing back ere - back for some northern modding - just dont get me on to me list of whats not good down south now wheres me bjs

Oh My God rotflmao
I so know who this is in the first posting lol :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
I thought exactly the same thing but I'm not so sure now. confused
Steve
hahahahahahah. You're not such a clever clogs after all then are you? :P :P
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!! lol
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!! biggrin :D :D

:lol: No bloody way Korrie. You were driving so you stopped the car at every opportunity there was :shock: I was innocent to the world of doggin till that night and you know it.
Anyway, you liked it AND you've asked to take me again. Whats that all about dunno
Dawn :silly:
Dawn_Mids smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You navigated! You know I'm blonde and I only do whatever you tell me to do!
By the way, when ARE we going again? Did I just say that? oooeeeer. redface surprisedops: :oops:
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A munch? ooooooooooh you'll love it, they're fantastic! The best bluddy (tm Misschieff) night out you'll ever have. I think they're greaat. biggrin :D
Only 6 bottles of wine though? What are you going to drink? confused

We could look at dogging too if you want. I know you've been before and I'm willing to learn
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JGGL
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!! lol
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!! :D :D :D
blooxxx, you go for it for it girl. Show them who the weaker sex really is.
Shag one for me as well cos you know I'm not a swinger. :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by JGGL
I'm free next month, infact I'm passing your way to get to a munch. Maybe we can hook up?
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JGGL
p.s. I'll bring the wine. 6 bottles of white enough?

A munch? ooooooooooh you'll love it, they're fantastic! The best bluddy (tm Misschieff) night out you'll ever have. I think they're greaat. biggrin :D
Only 6 bottles of wine though? What are you going to drink? confused
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Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

Leftovers? :shock:
There are never any leftovers when I'm doing the cooking. I make the best roast chicken and lamb dinners you've ever tasted! They're yummy!
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Which reminds me, korriefem can you help me with my home work please?
Its Biology rolleyes
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JGGL

I was never very good with skoolwork but we might have a chance if it's Biology. wink
You'll have to answer my ad first though, I'm very proud of it. biggrin :D :D
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Which world? Which plant?
I suppose getting at one with me is out of the question?

Venus of course! All of us loverly women are fom venus. biggrin :D
You want to get at one with me? Have you read my new ad? I'm very proud of it you know. I've had 76 responses so far and I'll never be able to respond to them all, I'm blonde. :smitten:
That fifth bottle of wine last night has given me a bit of a thick head but I feel like I'm at one with the world this morning. biggrin :D
Life is really really wonderful. Being a new age woman rocks and I'm beautiful. cool
I love you all my friends.