lo hun, :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven.
I wish you good luck with the alterations and assume you have a god tailor in mind :roflmao:
seriously, best of luck, hope that all goes well for you, and have a great time here as well ::thumbup::
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Quote by Ian_Mids
Just got home after a fantastic time, so must say a very big thanks to Steph and Voddy for all their hard work in making yet another successful night for the site.
Only sorry we couldn't stay longer.
Ian_Mids
as one of the last to leave on this bright morning sometime around 10:45, I think I would be qualified to say that Steph and voddy did a fantastic job on organising the munch, locations were great, atmosphere fantastic, both the hosts working dammed hard to make sure everybody was having fun
And Voddy, ty for a unbelieveable Afters Party
todays the day the teddybears have their picnic, and this teddybear is now as nervous as hell. If you notice the floor starting to shake at any point just look around for the shaking guy and say hello, hopefully that will stop the 'quake ?
Really looking forward to meeting you all, well as many as I can in so few hours
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Really looking forward to meeting you all, well as many as I can in so few hours
: Quote by BaldEagle
For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?
When it gets to the end, you can go out and buy a bar of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut. and what on earth's wrong with a nice flake ??
pref stuffed in a large ice cream of course, which hopefully will be spread over some sensitive body portions ready to lick up
Quote by Tania
There is a thread here about the new KY jelly, do a search and you will find that lots of people tried it and some reported allergic reactions to it. You could always order a sample online (the url is given on the adverts).
For something different, may I recommend good old Colgate toothpaste? Applied in the right parts, it can cause an intense sensation without being damaging as Ralgex or other muscle warming creams.
And in case you are not sure how to use Colgate, try rubbing a bit on the tip of a dildo before inserting it into an anus....
(disclaimer: I have not tried using toothpaste on condoms so cannot say whether doing so would be safe or it would burn holes in the condom. Perhaps someone ought to write to Durex and ask their R&D team? lol)
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Quote by bluexxx
If you can think of a way to force people to read the rules or use their brain before they post, please let me know.
Blue - just a thought - is there any way that some sort of reminder in the form of a 'pop-up' could be added for all postings in the 'Dogging' section? Like if you try and post an ad. without a title.. it won't let you proceed and you get a message.
For example; as someone hits the 'submit' button, a 'pop-up' with words to the effect of "by hitting 'ok', users acknowledge that naming specific locations in their postings will cause them to be banned". That way, they've had their 1st warning and it might save you some 'policing'.
Just a thought - may have been done before but still fairly new here and like rules and the way this place is 'policed' as most sites are lousy.
Bloke2005
Dunno, maybe, but the techie side is Mark's domain. I would personally prefer any person who submits exact locations to receive a massive electric shock via their mouse. That should stop the buggers doing it no more than once
I would imagine it would work rather like the PM system here, if you dont post a subject on a initial PM it rekects and says ooii subject in a more polite manner, so I would have thought it was possible
then again, what do I know of coding, enough to destroy a comp when I tried running my nice new selfwritten software on it for the first time
Quote by lucyslovely
So you are going to come play in the cafe then? Men who post in `Let`s Meet Up` assuming that just because women do not flock to their threads means that there are none out there are a dime a dozen (which is why we don`t flock to their threads *yawn*) . Men who like to be friendly on subjects beyond just meeting up, so we can get an idea of the person are as rare as, well, men who like to be friendly on subjects beyond just meeting up! They get noticed for all the right reasons.
Venusxxx
I couldn't have put it better Venus ........
I did have a look at his ad ..... he would like his girls up to 35 yrs of age and attractive ..... that's me out on both counts :grin: :grin:Lucy
hun you as old as you feel you are, or the person you are feeling now if s/he is younger, and its whats inside that says if you are good looking, not the parcel wrapper :)
Quote by neilson
This is my first post and wanted to say hi to you all. Since joining Ive had much fun reading all the posts on here and have been in fits of laughter at the banter.
Trouble is Im addicted now and therfore struggle to get any work done - Im must be more disciplined.
Anyway keep it up I love it
:welcome:
as to discipline, I have just 4 things to say Bluexxx, satin grab him :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, straight, those are basically just tags to show our sexual prefernses, its the person wearing the tag, or rather their personality in the first instance which is of interest to me. If they are known by some, are members here ( we do have a big collection of men wanting to meet men photo adds after all so some must be members ) then whats the problem.
I saytreat them the same way you would want treating, with friendship and respect until such timeif ever as their conduct deserves them to lose said respect
I saytreat them the same way you would want treating, with friendship and respect until such timeif ever as their conduct deserves them to lose said respect
Allright look, I started this bloomin knightmare, now i am asking it be allowed to die a death, I have made my apologies in public, and in PM, I am hoping that bloke will understand my reasoning, and because to me its such a touchy subject I want the people here that I respect to understand, this is the PM I sent to bloke, read it, judge me as you will
I am a honest guy, if I screwup I will say it, please let this die now
Any Mod reading please lock this thread so it can die
From: kristof
To: bloke
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:45 am
Subject: your thread !discreet realtionship" and my fuckup Edit message
I dont know if you looked in the cafe of late, if you have you may have noticed my thread "A apology to all members and mods of Swinging Heaven"
It was a general apology to all, yourself included, its only today I realised that I had not apologised directly to you
I have allowed my personal past to rear its head and effect my life again now
Short and sweet, the woman I married and had 3 children with had been cheating on me since day one, We divoreced after I found out she was sleeping with my "best mate", the CSA came after me for maintenance and I was willing to pay except one thing bothered me, her mum in a fit of rage had let it out that the kids were not mine, so I requested tests be done. She refused point blank, and i have since met the fathers of the 3 children.
she put me into a mental unit after a breakdown, now the though of people cheating and somebody else getting hurt as I did sends me over the edge easily.
I dont want sympathy, I ave given you the basic information so that you understand it was not an attack on you personally, but on the thought of cheating, please accept mt apology for the singling out of you
kristof
I am a honest guy, if I screwup I will say it, please let this die now
Any Mod reading please lock this thread so it can die
Quote by Ghostie
take me for who I am or get stuffed!
I agree %110 with you, I am straight, have been since I stared exploring sex, yet I am pretty sure there is a little of me thats bi-cur. one day I will explore that side of me, today tomorrow next year, who knows. But I cant ever be phobic about it, or say "you are wierd" to anybody because of their tastes, (unless its a peado in which case everybody knows what happens) gay, straight, lesbian, bi, so what, thats just a tag. If you like the person, then accept them for as they are, dont try to "cure their illness" because thats not being a friend, accept them.
Acceptance is the hardest thing to find anywhere, those who accept you for what you are are the people who will be the strongest friends in future. I am lucky I suppose, my family and close friends are very "liberated" because they accept people as people, non racist, sexist or any other "ist" for that matter, and that was how I was raised, the same way I have tried to raise my kids.
If I need help, I dont care if you are black, white, bent as a 9 bob note or straight as a die, same with friends. If acceptance of a person was more widespread then the world would be a happier place, in truth I pity those who cannot accept anything that differs from the norm.
A persons sexual orientation is nothing, its the person themself that counts
Forgive the thread hijack here, your apology thread aside, this is the most hypocritical turnaround I've seen in ages!! How dare you hound "married-but-cheating" people one day and spout live and let live the next!! In all the time I have been on this site I have never had recourse to respond in this way - but I'm incensed by this! Was your awakening from petty small mindedness really such an epiphany yesterday?
Ghostie, sexual orientation is completely different to the moral issue of married men cheating. This was probably the distinction kristoff was going by.
Venusxxx (not debating the dynamics of something already apologised for at all
)And I agree with you Venus - they do differ - it was this part (amongst others!) that inflamed!
"...If acceptance of a person was more widespread then the world would be a happier place, in truth I pity those who cannot accept anything that differs from the norm"
Ok looks like I was a little unlclear in my post, I did not intend to be a hypocite in any way, I was talking purely about the sexual orientation of a person, not about their morals or lack of or even percieved lack of, simply about sexual orientation, obviously I failed to make myself clear enough in the 1st post, I hope that this 2nd will make it clearer
