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lancyuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46

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work have sent me on a magical mystery tour this weekend which will see me heading down south tonight, spending tonight in the birmingham area, then tomorrow down to devon spending the night on the south coast then down to london on saturday morning and staying in london (near kings cross/euston) until tuesday.
so, if anyone would like to meet up on route feel free to drop me a pm, or post here.
muchas gracias. smile
just a quick bump to still confirm im attending.
im setting off down to london tomorrow, so will try and find somewhere to log on down there.
i get most of the sweets mentioned for my shop, if anyone wants anything in particular i can get bulk (the big jars) at very reasonable prices.
pm me if you want something specific.
smile
ooo errrr thats also my birthday week too biggrin :D :D
so put me down please.
i couldnt possibly have a theme tune playing as i walked into a room....
id think i was stepping up to play darts lol
Quote by TallFunLondon
mainly as i dont think its right to label someone boring just because they dont swing - if anyone else agrees agrees maybe we could come up with an alternative....!

ehhh??? get rid of one label and replace it with another?
vanilla doesnt mean boring.......it just tends to be that way lol.
surely it would lead to some embarrasment when the kid in the chip shop already has it.
or some vanilla in a pub gets set apon by three ladies off here (id like to imagine who it was lol) because of their ringtone lol.
elo elo.
as i mentioned to wil, no plans as of yet but i may have to go down south over the xmas period at some point.
can you add me as a maybe and ill confirm nearer the time?
love and snogs
lancy xxx
had to take a few days away from the forum this week due to visiting family and them using my computer.
5 days later ive got alot of reading to catch up on.
feeling like a spare part actually......somebody say something that makes me feel better
(or at least take the piss to make me feel at home again lol)
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hiya, fisrtly i only ment to send one reply before sorry for looking like a desperado case. lol and secondly how do you get known on here all tips would be grateful so i can start to enjoy the full benifits of this site. thirdly i would like to say thank you for your response.
look after yourself and be happy biggrin

makeme.....it always helps to check the sexuality and orientation of the person you are asking to meet.
afterall, if im not what your looking for you wouldnt want to bump into me down a dark alley.
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however even if it is him and he denies it... I cannot prove it one way or the other... this is a potential lose lose situation for me sadly...

he would need a working email address to register.......the moderators are your friend ;)
i was going to say, i think blackmail is a little ott.
afterall......its only sex lol.
happy birthday fella.
i hope its not too cold for you where you are.
Quote by Amber
Unless its tattooed on the the guys head or they come out straight and tell me they like me I am always completely oblivious!!!

im off to get 'fancy a fuck?' tattooed on my forehead.
WOW i thought i would be the only one who was 'flirtblind'.....although i prefer to think of myself as flirtpartially-sighted'.
i think we are all going to have to put extra effort in......so the girls spot the boys and vice versa.
*lancy ponders all the fun hes probably missed out on by missing signs/signals.
well said.
i suppose its always a shock when someone stumbles on a secret like that, but just think, it could be worse.......he could have been really really upset about it.
i would be tempted to speak to him openly and honestly about why you would like it to remain a secret from other people.
or maybe he might suprise you and have a secret you dont know about ;)
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Well i offerd blackpool trip .
ohhh could meet up with a couple off fems i know that way

ooooooo now that sounds like a sunday lunch.....do tell?
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I don't suppose "travelling" means "I'll come down to London to give Helen a bloody good seeing to".... wink ????
No? Okay sad LoL....

i thought you were broken? ;)
a PM will be winging its way to you as soon as i know when im next down there after xmas.
oops my bad.....thats two attempted posts that have gone drunkenly wrong lol.
does anyone else totally miss these?
i was at a club the other week at the female i was with (as we were leaving) said 'did you see her giving you the eye'
now the same thing has happened about saturday.
is anyone else as ignorant to this secret code of winks, nudges and handshakes?
and anyone who was trying to make a point.....please bear with me while a attempt to spot the signals. lol
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My roomies - Angel, Lancy, Little Gem kiss

just a quick bump in the hope of making will_32 feel worse lol.
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>>>goes back to the thankyou thread to see if i can fill in any gaps! :[

*lancy goes back to the thank you thread with filling gaps in mind ;) #evil laugh#
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Yeah milk please.
And dont drive past my flat again without bloody calling in :shock:

lol, i didnt know it was your flat (the bulb had gone in the 'debz4u' neon sign).
next time ill pop in. ;)
well after a terrific night out on saturday, i thought its about time i get my indecisive ass out of the house (or in the house, if you prefer).
so......ive got a bit of free time this week.....
tuesday am
wednesday pm
thursday daytime
friday evening
sunday daytime
so if anyone i know would like to fill one of my slots in exchange for me doing the same, feel free to pm.
i fancy a little adventure later in the week, so any little 'outings' where i might need to travel will be looked apon favorably.
ps....above timings may be subject to change if my boss finds out im skiving lol.
thanks blue........seems im still pissed from saturday and have lost the ability to read.
*taxi to the opticians please.
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stop your whinging! the very best thing about munches, is the sudden accumulation of PM's you need to send and receive! have you got a calendar sorted out yet or what?

you must have a tallent.......my accumulation of pms' goes as far as a couple of compliments in the chat room lol.
although i might be passing the north east very soon smile
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Wuss

ohhhh definately not......wait while im next in the midlands ;)
ps...thank you for your escort to the bar...i was going to buy you a drink but you had vanished when i turned round.