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lancyuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46

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Quote by firedemon
WOW, thanks guys. I kind of didn't expect any replies! I'm touched that you all care enough to bother! It's cool that it's like a little community. biggrin

sure is!
im off down the shop, does anyone want anything?
Quote by Sexysteph
I know the feeling darkfire - there was this really sexy hunk walked in - gave me a crick in the neck before wussing out of the afters party and a promised massage wink just can't remember his name dunno any ideas?

*lancyuk whistles and slowly sidesteps out of the room
no ideas who that could be ^^^
my mum always said to turn all the plugs off before we went on holiday to minimise the chances of the house burning down.
seems to have worked for about 26 years....so good advice me thinks.
knowing pc stores, the cpu fan will probably be dusty and so not spinning.
3 weeks my bum......3 minutes more likely.
sry for your loss, i was without computer for an hour at weekend and felt slightly lost.
andy, there is a thread in the cafe called 'travelling solutions' i think........i think there is a whole load of info in there about foreign places and stuff.
try looking in there.
11/16
oh dear!
although the theme tune made me laugh too much to take it too seriously. lol
Quote by okgent
get crazy with????

what like running across without looking both ways?
or stopping in the middle to tie up your shoe laces for 5 mins?
on a serious note........im sure you would be able to rent such a costume from a fancy dress shop....unless you really are hankering for the real thing.
*whistles 'my boy lollipop'
90% here also.
although one i thought one thing and pressed the other.....but i was excited lol.
Quote by Phoenix
Whats that mean Lancy... under 26 or single lol

ill be 27 in 3 months.....so too old then lol.
is anyone else suffering from post party 'lots of new people to talk to' syndrome?
my plans for working all day today and tomorrow have now gone out of the window lol.
Quote by sarahfirstime
single guy under 2.

reporting for duty.
although only for the next 3 months....so be quick ;)
Quote by Angel Chat
Alex_Female for making my night with her spontaneous orgasms at the bar

i seem to have a blurred drunken memory of an invite to the north east?
just arrived home and straight off to bed to catch up on some sleep.
thanks to marc for being the gracious host (in shorts)
also thanks to kaz for making the badges so everyone knew who i was (im the tall one lol).
hi to all the people i finally met......steph, tattypx, darkfire, a26, marc, alex_female (id be here all day if i typed them all)
also thanks to gem, sassy and angel for not hogging all the bed ;)
well the bosses have just called to tell me what time i have to set off.
seems like we will be in chesterfield about 3pm (you cant stop women looking round the shops)
see you all later on.
oooooo ill be spending this evening with group type thing.
party time.
my ex used to have one called a 'lancy'
true it was a bit big to put in your pocket or bag, but it never needed its batteries replacing.
i used to be when i was younger.
not really suprising.
youve also got to love the bt help line.......
'is the blue wire plugged in' yes
'is the ether cable plugged in' yes
'is the power cable plugged in' yes
'sorry ill have to pass you over to another department.'
not knowing that bt had a national problem i attempted to get online and couldnt.
so in my friday 'ive had a pint' wisdom i decided to uninstall my router and then reinstall....
only problem.....ive lost the cd to reinstall
so ive spent the last few hours running about trying to find someone on bt to help me reconnect.
has anyone else been offline all day cos of this?
please feel free to laugh at my ability to be crap.
Quote by Angel Chat
I have a new stash of Pasante "large" so all I need now is someone to fill them :twisted: :twisted:

*lancyuk whistles.
everyone arrived, sat down, drank coffee, chatted and left.
thats what i heard ;)
Quote by Lissa
And there are some rather nice sights for us ladies to look at too biggrin

nice bike ;)
may i just say how nice it is to browse the forum whilst viewing some of the quality female forms on avatars recently.
im not sure if there is more of them, or just some more seductive shots.
me thinks i should put more effort in and take a photo of more than my eye to keep up.
keep up the good work.
xx
'cold feet'.......i was nervous as hell on my first club outing, but youve gotta dive in the deep end so to speak.
i could understand having travel issues if your travelling the length of the country to meet someone, but just not turning up is just plain rude.
although......some of these posts make me wonder why the other parties keep talking to the abstainers and arrange a second meeting, especially for the women on the site....
there are thousands of men on the site.....why stick with one who doesnt turn up?
another 20 mins.
i thought it was going to be easy, but had to turn down two options...one today and one tonight.
solidarity reg.
Quote by Sexysteph
ooohhhhhhhhhh I am so tempted ...... Grass Skirt and a smile to go with Marcuso's shorts should suit you well Lancy:

i think i may go down the smart/casual route....its a little cold/wet for grass skirts.
awwww look at the ladies queuing up but pretending not to be interested.
you cant beat those 'fancy a fuck' chat up lines...
gem and steph......fancy a fuck? (see ya this weekend ;) )