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leprechaun

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Bisexual Male, 56

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
We have to show solidarity on this one brother

i'm sorry comrade, but much as i support the idea we should stand shoulder to shoulder as brothers, we can't support the composite until we've resolved demarkation issues! is singing on the job not . . . erm . . . someone else's job?
((( besides, you never know, there's a chance i might get lucky yet. i'm not pigging daft! )))
neil x x x :P
flying pickets are on there way to leed to kick u in ur bolloxs and bring u back to your senses
you are exactly what women paint us men as a spineless with dick in his trousers

9 Nov 2005

1 thing u have not accounted for where can u get a bank account where it will double your money every 8yrs

9 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
hark at you, with yr girlie mags and blow up dolls!

neither of which i have

9 Nov 2005

Quote by lynnmarie68uk
Now Leprechaun I'm sure that if the multi tasking involved something of a sexual nature instead of bloody humming, that you would not have been sacked
And I'm with the girls on this one ............who needs a man for sexual pleasure , or a battery operated device when we have perfectly good fingers, tongues etc

i didn't see u turning down some leprechaun loving last nite with your little whimpers etc
also if you fems don't need men why the hell is the 1st thing u go looking for resembles a cock-strap on's, dildos, vibo's
yeah right 'oh we can do with out men but 1st thing we want is a substitue sad truly sad'

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Leppo mate, i saw it all and imho it was unfair dismissal.
You cant go around sackin people for humming tunes whilst hard at work, if that was the case, three quarters of the british work force would have been fired by now !
Take your case to ACAS, speak to your S/H union rep, i`ll be a witness.
We have to show solidarity on this one brother
:thumbup:

see blue there were witnesses
thank u dino for your support
and to the ladies who are caught up in the strike and will b missing there regular portions sorry but when u is sacked u have to stand up and say no what is wrong with bringing a little lite entertainment
and i was hard at work for feck sake i was sweating

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Bazza64
Heard of various techniques for delaying premature ejaculation, but singing seaside ditties to take your mind off what you're doing is a new one!! :lol:

that is a problem i have never suffered from is the old prem shootin

9 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
No-one goes near my toys for fear of having THEIR hands chopped off :shock:
Your plan just isnt going to work Leps!

not what my pm box is saying we have a few tricks of our own up our sleeves

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
She sacked you (quite rightly IMO) for singing seaside ditties whilst swinging ???? :giggle:
And now you expect the other guys to support you by going on strike ???? :giggle:
So ... when he comes in from work tonight ............ I will run him a nice bath ....... feed him a wonderful meal ......... give him a massage .......... get him a drink ......... and be a really good girl ................... and you think he's gonna say NO ??? :giggle:
Lep babe ............ your plot is doomed to failure !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well hope he gives u shite sex or does smelly farts when u 69ing and wipes his dick on your curtians after he has finished

9 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
= humming seaside ditties whilst swinging is most disconcerting :shock: .
well if you didn't like the tune u could have put in a request
Anyways, keep your strike - what you gonna do... chop my hands off ????? :flipa: :flipa:
that can be arranged
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Nov 2005

tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking
i here by call a strike from midnite tonite 09/11/05 for a period of 24hr all male members are requested to down all pricks dick fingers tongues and tool and give no pleasure to female members

you are also where possible to remove all batteries from any sex toys and also remove plugs from washing machines spindryers and also tumble dryer

8 Nov 2005

for a peacefull life
BOUNCE

8 Nov 2005

dino do u think we should b worried with all this bouncing

8 Nov 2005

BOUNCE
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8 Nov 2005

See all u lovely people this evening

7 Nov 2005

babe from ur fav mythical creature
happy birfday hun

7 Nov 2005

Quote by srilumpa
saying that ur card will smell if run through her card reader :kissmyarse:

That's because you are using the old swipe card technology.
The new Chip and Pin technology where you insert the card in the new card readers is much more pleasant smelling.
lol you don't know judy she is propper old school my son lol

7 Nov 2005

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it is true that lep so lookin 4ward to this he is going bounce bounce bounce round theroom that is my story and i'm sticking to it
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

7 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Hopefully me & dino will see you all there :thumbup:
:rascal: hwoar:

Excellent!!! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Erm, that sounds ominous confused

confused

wink

hornyred me and blue only bite if u want us to lol but do like nibble

6 Nov 2005

the leprechaun aways uses poteen for to getrid of any alment that he be's suffering from
trouble is it is hard to get hold of and u need to know what ur doing or can mess u up

5 Nov 2005

ok the leprechaun has some of the lesser human qualities and yes i went the wrong way
but i also had the grace and dignity to know i was lost and ask for help
which some people could learn from this trait and instead of taking the piss have the grace to see the better quality involved
but then again from those who excentuate a bad trait while leaning on the good qualities what more can u expect :moon: kiss it
now here finishes the rant
now who else is going to be meeting myself and the lovely blue at cupids

5 Nov 2005

ghc plz keep taking the medication

4 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Okay, official treasurer Sassy reporting for duty!
Right, I will sort out pm'ing you all in next few days to arrange deposits, which will be Â£10 per person and will be NON-REFUNDABLE!

My personal wan..... opps i mean banker will take care of my deposit for the time being :evil2:
lol u show me some 1 who claims not to fiddle with them selves
and i'll show u a liar or some 1 talking from beyond the grave
though i have no proof that wanking fiddling etc doesn't go on over the great divide

4 Nov 2005

bring me with u one nite tell them all i'm your favourite a a jealious bastard who doesn't like u been touched unless you ask them

4 Nov 2005

Quote by master55
Does she take Tesco Clubcard as well :

fecking hell how thehell do u think she gets the shopping in lol saying that ur card will smell if run through her card reader :kissmyarse:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by dave8761
have seen that and i will for next time.......Â£120 for first hour and Â£90 the next one,wondering if she was crap the second hour......thnx for info

feck if u going to be spending that amount of money my bitch judy will give u her special sh m8's rates and u can have six hours for the same price also her food bill which isn'tmuch nothing more than a pack of chips and a sausage from maxwell

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Awww no :cry: I won't be able to be a part of the welcoming committee this time as I'm heading even further North... to Glasgow
Have a great night tho

same with the leprechaun going north of the boarder to chill with the celtic clan for the weekend
horny babe i know with this tribe in manchester you will have a brill 1 they not to bad just need to keep buying u drinks
ps if u find sassy is acting a little weird it is that she is at present going through turmoil as she wants to so come out and be my little sub bitch and it is taking it's toll on her plz give her all the help u can

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
As Lep's filly :shock: ....... I will be there on Tuesday night :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ladies and gentlemen i would like to at this point put 4ward blue for any care in the comunite awards available for courage in been seen out with me
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4 Nov 2005

can i bring along my mates.....................................
condoms
as leprechaun favours them for rapping his purple wand when doing bedroom athletics

4 Nov 2005

Quote by lynnmarie68uk
might get the chance to say hello to you then as we are on our way down the stairs just as you make it to the top of the stairs then lep.............
what with you being 413 years old !!!!! ...................bleeding hell even make David look like a teenager

well keep the old eyes open hun in leprechaun terms me little more than a young wild buck that would keep u happy all evening..............................
phoenix i have to titles i go by on here and u seem to b mixing them up i'm either leprechaun (lep to me friends) or the little green whore on tour

4 Nov 2005

well busty babe will put u on list but plz let us know as soon as possible as places for meal as mentioned before are tight