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lexus__boy
Over 90 days ago
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I didnt read properly did i redface
Fern Britton, would love to get raunchy with her biggrin
Should be me
As im dying of boredom at home today!!!!
Meant to be working at home, but nearly got all done last night!
Bout ready to bang my head against a wall!
Quote by alspals
Oh!
..hey Vix..Derek from Big Brother is my role model...and I wonder why I can't get a bird!!
rotflmao :rotflmao:

so youve got a funky dressing gown too ?
Sxboy...are we neighbours??...you must have been looking through my bathroom window..just got a lovely flowerly one from Poundland!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you're certainly one to dress to impress around the house then! lol
Quote by CiscoCat6k
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT

Its taken me along time to build up my own reputation on SH, ok so im a tart and everyone knows it, but saying that im sweet, kind and polite and If i arrange a meet i always turn up and yes i do read the adds thoroughly.
There are alot of us (single males) on SH, more than any other demographic so we have the hardest time of it . Then comes all the single male bashing, and all that we (the good guys) have worked so hard to achieve goes out the window. Simply because, posts like this get read by by others and us good guys get verbally spanked as much as the ones who cause this bad feeling in the first place and note is taken by newbies to the forum and they are put off from day 1. :cry:
Its a shame that this topic seems to come up once every 2 months or so, and it is solely due to the behaviour of our members. There is another post in the forum from a single male asking "why do i have no luck with the photo adds" this is one of the reasons, couples and ladies are just pissed off by the bad behaviour of so many guys. mad
Yes, in some respects i agree with CandA, if the guys acted correctly and showed some manners then things maybe more pleasant all round.
So to ALL the guys who use this site and may read this, please lets help improve our tarnished image. biggrin
:angel: *polishes halo* Er Right Mids, couldnt have said it better.
**runs over and tips the cow** Soz rach... its a throw back from my days in Texas.
**checks categories** Wanker, Twat, Moron, Prat, Bastard/Bitch, Naughty/Nice.... errmmm I fit in the latter one thanks.... Oh good company here too.... Cambs Mids Jack Mal Rach Fred Equi Voddy.... bolt
While I agree that there are a great deal of lurking wankers that reply to the ads, just remember that there WILL be at least one genuine reply and that NOT all us single guys are wankers :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
I think you are lying there...think every man on here wether single or is part of a couple is a wanker... lol
Ive just started to eventually lose some weight, i have changed my whole lifestyle for it.
And eventually picking up.
I am learning to cook (used to be the take away/ready meal king) and also i go to the gym 3 times a week. I need to just tone all my body fat into body muscle due to the fact i wobble too much. Wouldnt say was overweight too much, just bit too much fat for my frame.
Hoping to lose 2 stone from 15 stone down to 13.
But good things come out of this...like i will be muchos sexier, and also I now make a mean lasagne!!!!
Let me know how ur getting on too.
smile
just got into bed read this, now im bloody hungry.....think a cheese toastie is needed
Well done on new job!
I used to be a baker so spent many a day getting hot and sweaty next to an oven
i quite like seeing a black cock going into a white girl.
Its a sight that has always turned me on!!!
Oh the single thread!
Seems the common things people miss is snuggles...there should be a service offered for this.
You phone a number when lonely, and someone comes and snuggles up with you, in bed, in front of tv, wherever.
I would love to have the snuggles on tap!
Quote by BigBoi
I sell alot of stuff on Ebay. It's a good way to make money. But, when Ebay say they'll donate the same amount that they take in fees to Live8, it's really not that much. Depending on the value of the tickets obviously, but even if they go for £300 each it'll still only amount to about £4.
I seen a rembrandt painting on Ebay a whlie ago, with a bid for £11,200,000. I don't know how that one panned out, but I don't know how people can bid for something like that without ever seeing it

Yeah i have seen a few artifacts go for a fair amount of money.
Most have to verified and certified by an autorised body.
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Ah well BigDanny12999 seeing as you haven't looked up Zoukis's thread that attracted some "silly comments" ..... thought i'd do it.. (presuming it wasn't so awful it got deleted)
so Zoukis.. is this the one that atracted silly comments?
Need a pussy to lick!! A fem to sit on me face!!!!!! Any help?
LOL

That's it... and the "silly comments" ...some regulars asking if a one line Ad like that ever attracts a response.... seemed fair enough to me...
Thats a guy with depth! smile
only been on here for less than 24 hours and read so many posts about this.
do ppl not feel like they r repeating themselves?
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You'll have to work on the other 4 then won't you ??????? ....
equi-princess xxx

*mental not*must try harder
if had seen it earlier cud of taken u round town this evening. not going to races till ladies day. that would be thursday.
should be fun a little bit of scenery change for usual Ascot.
all this technology gets me sometimes!
and its what i do for a living.. lol
wont be doing taht as havent worked out how to get into the blasted chat room!
good stuff biggrin
its onyl fair the tickets are free and given out at random
but live8 isnt about making money thats the whole point
its about making the g8 summit aware of the worlds feelings towards the african nations smile
Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

well 1 out of 5 aint bad
like my rioja lol
hi there just come accross the site so hello all
very informative, i am just curious at the moment about the swinging scene, im a shy kinda guy at first.
Am only a youngster at 21.
so to start with will just say a lil hello and can get to know how it all goes biggrin