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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Hiya! My neighbours garden shed has blown down. The four sides have literally came apart and broke into pieces! And shes on holiday so she has no idea what shes coming home to. I had to take her gardening tools into mines and everything else that hadnt been ruined or blown away incase someone with sticky fingers turned up!!!! Poor soul.
Quote by Calista
Well you and I have discussed this at some length in private Gem, but at the moment, my PMT week is the 3rd week of the month. The PMT itself is manageable but the pain of the actual period is horrendous :cry: (I've been found scrunched up into a ball on my landing before now in tears of agony and unable to move) and they tend to last anywhere between 6 and 9 days evil
However, my consultant tells me I'm an ideal candidate for a hysterectomy so that's planned for within the next few months. Means I'll be "out of action" for about 2 months (not that I'm actually getting any at the moment anyway lol), but then I won't have to suffer the pain ever again :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You know I sympathise totally with you, so if Mal's unavailable for massage duties you only need to ask ;)

Similar story here Angel - I went for years believing it to be endometriosis and the op I had in the summer had completely ruled it out - they can find no cause for the pain whatsoever sad I can barely get out of bed when the pain comes and have often been found curled in pain biting into a toilet roll trying hard not to scream - one of my daughters is convinced that this is now normal :( and she is dreading her own periods starting.
The coil I had fitted is a last ditch attempt to stop the problem but so far the signs aren't good :( if this fails then a hysterectomy is my only option and at 32 I'm not a candidate. My doc actually told me to keep dosing up with painkillers until I'm about 36 - 38 and ten I'll be considered - so f*ck your liver up first and we'll then consider you :(
C xx
I get a sore back, cramps, migraines, I get really down(I cry at everything, literally :shock: ) and I am a major bitch!!! Mr Naughty is like sarge in the trenches when its my unlucky week!!! He ducks for cover everytime I move in his direction!!!!!
Ive lost 4lbs too!!! I almost fell off the scales when I saw it!!!!!!! I am the worlds worst when it comes to losing weight. I am thrilled to bits with myself!!!!! biggrin
Well done to everyone else who has managed to lose something.
Vicky xxxxxxxxxx
Aww little gem!
Mines are on the way! Mines falls on the 13th and alst 5 days!!! :cry: . 5 days of pure and utter pain!!
:shock: Aww I'm so sorry to hear about this corriefem!!! Just shows your not safe anywhere these days!!!! Hope your OK.
Vicky xxx
Quote by butters999999
I have 5 of the most excellent friends ever! They were the ones who offered to run my kids everywhere when I couldn't drive because of chemo, they are the ones who cancelled going out to stay in with me while I was being violently sick, They were the ones who helped me plan my funeral with laughs and tears and they are the true friends who stuck by me in my darkest hours.
I feel incredibility lucky not only to know these people but to be able to call them my friends.

Aww, you are very lucky butters!!! smile
Quote by Debbiewebs
My apologies to SGT Bilko.
My apologies to Freckles 2.
Nite to you all. smile

cough cough am i to late ............. been running the wrong way for the past half hour redface surprisedops:
Must be quiting the fags, it'll be confuzzling you debs sweetie
Quote by redstilletto
well watching Breakfast tv -
ooooooo eamon holmes
:love: blast

:shock: flippin 'eck. You gotta be kiddin me??? Well, he does kinda remind me of a teddy!!!
Desperate Wives was fabulous! Highly recommended by myself wink . Very convincing actresses and some buff actors too!!! S'on Wednesday on C4 at 10. Catch it if you can!!!
vicky xx
:twisted: my big man is fine, so is Mr Naughty :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Im great thanks, and yourself???
Nice to se you too sweetie
kiss passionkiss hump blast 69position
Quote by shireen-steve
Well I'm still annoyed that Mizaria got more PM's in a weekend than myself or Misstake have ever had. :cry:

I never got any but that maybe because I was being Sarge :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
surprised me too!!! flipa
:twisted:
rubs hands together and pictures ripping the hair away from Andy's sack whilst red looks on with sheer delight
Quote by redstilletto
hiya
get an ad
post lots
and dont get down hearted if you dont get a shag :twisted:
all comes to thoses who wait wink

I've been waiting for some time red, sweetie! Dont you think its about time you came to me :wink:
Quote by freckledbird
Honey I've thought that before now to be honest. Have heard of some men who can get hard at the drop of a hat (trilby, bowler, who knows), but would prefer to see an erection as a result of my actions than one produced without any stimulation

rolleyes I totally agree with this frecklebird sweetie!!! An ex of mines had an erection if I pecked him on the cheek!!! He really was that bad and to be honest I got verrrry verrrrrrrrry bored of it because I didnt have to work for it, if you know what I mean confused
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:twisted: red, you needing an assisstant???????
hump

2 hands is better than one so the saying go's
course you can mizz
andy will let you practice on him :twisted:
Mmm mind if i take a pass ont hat lovley offer!!
smackbottom I dont need any practice!!!!! But we'll do it to Andy anyway :twisted:
Quote by tintedwindows
Freckles Dont be so touchy.. i was fun, not rude.
Hey all, why is is it that when someone has nothing half decent to say about a topic they go for pulling it and the persons down. Always trying to pass negativity or reminding me how to operate my lillte bit of a forum.
Hows this, be posative, think nice thinks and if you carnt be productive, shut it. Dont ruin it for those who may have a little intrest.
Bitching is for playgrounds.
Lets see who reacts now.......gotta feeling with all the dogooders here this is gonna hurt me.
Hey Vicks. Nice to see you back. Missed ya hon xx

Hiya sweetie. passionkiss
Quote by AndyS-NE
he fits it in his hand lol

Ahem - we're talking about REAL men - i think you were looking for the plural - HANDS........................
Ok ok i am talking bollox - now where did i leave those tweasers............
:shock:
Quote by zootle
11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

:shock: if your capable of this, pm me with your number!!!!