Lil_miz_naughty_0204's Forum Posts

20 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic

I had one of these but didnt think it was fast enough...
prff, yeah right. I wish

hmmm, to see you pull up in the enzo would be a dream come true
I'll go rob a bank to purchase one, then pull up outside yours wearing my undies and a pair of heels
rolleyes

well i can dream, right?

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20 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Been done to death mate.
Lb :love:

You or the thread lol

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20 Jan 2005

I had one of these but didnt think it was fast enough...
prff, yeah right. I wish

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20 Jan 2005

ponders what she's going to do with poor dave notts when she gets her hands on him

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20 Jan 2005

:twisted:

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20 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Didn`t hear you complain at the time! :moon:
Venusxxx

I'm naturally polite. :P
Anyway, forget the money and the revels. Do I hear 1 goldfish or more for dave notts.
Come on ladies, he's only slightly worn, can burn a pizza with the best of them (should appeal to Venus then)
Do I hear 1 goldfish then, you the lady in the back, yes, no?
XXX
I'll give you one goldfish for him evil

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20 Jan 2005

I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

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19 Jan 2005

Right folks, hope you like the pics and Im off to watch desperate housewives. biggrin

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19 Jan 2005

Quote by sparky230
my brother & his misses have matching westfields, but his misses looks far sexier than him

But are you saying you still think your brother is sexy????? :shock:

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19 Jan 2005

Well when I finally stir up the courage to start driving I intend to get something like a wee Citreon Saxo. But I shall tell you I absolutely adore the new Honda Civic, and a BMW. I just adore fast cars! If you have a fast car I am puty in your hands. Wouldnt drive one though. Far too scared!!!!!!

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19 Jan 2005

Quote by cummon
Men in Girly spots cars = wrong
Likewise
Women in muscle cars (subura impeza) and the like = wrong

I couldnt agree about the subaru impreza comment!!1 My mate drives a blue one and she looks so stupid in it youwouldnt belive. A wee skinny blonde bird driving a big chunky thing like that. Nice to be in but I wouldnt fancy driving one!!!

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16 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
Thankyou
My first proper day back on Swinging Heaven, and I'm feeling better already. Oh I know I probably annoy the crap out of some people by posting drivel, but for the first time in a long while, I've laughed today. Not the kind of half hearted laugh you give when you're trying to humour someone who is attempting to make you feel better and failing miserably, not a semi chuckle you might let out when you see something faintly amusing, but a huge great laugh that made the back of my head hurt.
It's been an awful long time since I felt this way, and I'd like to say thankyou to all of those out there who come on here and spend time making people laugh. You might not realise it folks, but to some of us who just aren't feeling so great, you're a godsend.

Wouldnt be the cafe without a whole load of drivel sweetie. Nice to hear you enjoyed yourself.
Vicky xx

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16 Jan 2005

Debs sweeti. Honestly you can keep the bloody guy but they beds...
well they look very confy for...

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16 Jan 2005

It's gross. I am told, and from experience that 99.9% of men fart then lift the covers up and down the get the smell out of the bed, which blows into your face and causing you to with the stench! They then proceed to laugh about it.

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16 Jan 2005

now we've found a man to help me with my sexual needs but what about somebody to help me do the beds???

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16 Jan 2005

I'll do the bedsheets if you like
There will be beds right :shock:

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16 Jan 2005

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16 Jan 2005

Can I just say that this thread is a whole load of PISH!

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15 Jan 2005

Now Libra you should know not to make any offers like this when im around. I'll have mr Naughty drop me off in a few hours! :twisted:

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12 Jan 2005

and :welcome: to the funny farm. :giggle:

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11 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
munch isnt that long away so watch it!!! :twisted:

Ah promises, promises rolleyes

. I'll show you mine in March if you ahem....show me yours!
do you want to shake on that then??? :twisted:
No need........I'll see you there xxx
:twisted: I shall look forward to it!!!

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11 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
How about:-

Now i like that.... :thumbup:
I'd be happy with that!!!

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11 Jan 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
munch isnt that long away so watch it!!! :twisted:

Ah promises, promises rolleyes

. I'll show you mine in March if you ahem....show me yours!
do you want to shake on that then??? :twisted:

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11 Jan 2005

munch isnt that long away so watch it!!! :twisted:

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11 Jan 2005

:shock: sorry, no hairy nipples here!!!!

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11 Jan 2005

Quote by zorbotic
Absinthe...ahhhh
place a sugar cube on a tablespoon pour absinthe into spoon and leave until all the liquid is the ice cube under your tongue.................enjoy some peculiar hallucinations

:shock: , does that really work???? :twisted:

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11 Jan 2005

:welcome: to the funny farm.
Pull up a chair and join in. Have a great time sweetie.
Vicky xxxxxxx

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11 Jan 2005

CONGRATULATIONS REECE AND VIX
I'm thrilled for you both!!!

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11 Jan 2005

I broke two toes when I had a fall out with Mr Naughty, I kicked him in the shin, accidentally of course!
I broke my pinky but I havent a clue how I did that!
I broke my arm trying to to a wheely on a bike to show off redface

I broke my colar bone when I was in a car crash
I shattered a bone in my foot when I dropped a weight on it!
So, I am a walking accident!!!

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10 Jan 2005

thanx. Doesnt soudn too good now though, I need to put goo on it then wrap it in clong film!!! And I cant go into the sun or swimming :cry: . I think ill have to make it an early b'day pressie or ill have to cancel my holiday!!!

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