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Quote by malky63
There is nothing wrong with the Proclaimers. I had the chance to see them a couple of years ago when I was in Los Angeles and they put on a hell of a good show, maybe you are not a great fan of thier music but from an entertainment point of view they would be hard to beat.

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Id like to fire boiled eggs from my bottom at clare_lincs and see how many she can catch in her love box.
(but maybe id be abit naughty and make sure one of the eggs wasnt boiled.... he he he!!)
:twisted:

Thats a new one :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and Lou any time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Yep, same here Lou babe. You know theres always room in my bed for you :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Nothing like the good old proclaimers rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've just gone off you!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry:
Wait, come back. Please. :crazy: It was a joke
Hey you can give me a good seeing to for it if you like smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted:
:thrilled:
Quote by roxanne
Hi I joined yesterday and I have found the members here to be extremly freindly...Is the rest of your body the same as your arm? if so pm me please lol

oooh ooh me too. biggrin
And :welcome: to the forums sweetie xxx
I give good blow jobs blast
Quote by bry201
Thanx guys, I love the pictures on the left of the replies, I'll do the same if I can work it out, haha
Fair play Lorilove, looking great :-)

Simply download the required software which is free and really easy to use, resize your favoured photo then go into your profile and upload it.
dunno well i wanna see what he looks like!!!
I'd like everyone from here lying on a really big bed in the pitch dark and me goign round getting to do what i want to who i want. :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
I'll tell you a sick joke!! Whats sick is that I went all the way to australia to get some decent surfing in for xmas, only to find out all the best waves were in thailand!!
Then, when I entered the gold coast surfing contest, a bloody indonesion and a wardrobe won it!!Dam n blast, at least a was home intime for tea n medals.

Did you read the first post in this thread?
Bev
me thinks someone might think this is for cracking these sick jokes!
Quote by Vix
:censored:

Oh, c'mere you sexy little minx. Lemme show ya what a few years does to a lil kitten... I wanna give you a guided tour of my curves and bumps.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: yay, santa may have came a bit late for me but Im f*ckin grateful :twisted:
Quote by Scandal
rolleyes go get your brain back in to funny mode biggrin

I don't have one!
Stop picking on majorities! Go pick on sum1 with your own IQ !
:shock:
runs off crying
flipa
Quote by Scandal
Ice! Wind your neck in, someone might trip over it! :giggle:
Venusxxx

This comment reveals an unjustifiable prejudice against people with long necks, who will no doubt find it offensive. ;)
Dont forget the giraffes, they have a hard ebough life as it is without everyone takin the piss outta them !
rolleyes go get your brain back in to funny mode biggrin
Quote by luv2lick
id like to cum on polo ladies tits! or do sommin with littlemissnaughty lol

I'd like to 'Do' Libra Love with lil_miss_naughty...... :twisted: :twisted:
Anytime baby, anytime :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
Am I allowed to say...
What have an apple and an prange got in common?
OK OK, I meant oranges!!!!
They both dont drive tractors.
???

This is offensive, not only to pieces of fruit who have failed their driving test, but also to people who have devoted their lives to promoting the integration of pranges into society. :P
Quote by cool4catz
So anyway, an Englishman, a Jew, and a black Irish transexual walked into the doctor's.....

My grandpa was polish, and was captured by the germans during the 2nd world war which was the period when jews were being killed by hitler left right and centre so it reminds me of my grandpa and so by you sayig this youve made me cry :cry:
lol
Quote by Reese
I rather be the egg-man than the walrus?
Which do you all prefer?

As long as I don't have to be Edgar Allen Poe, I'm not really bothered.
rotflmao
Quote by VenusnMars
or my roots.
Venusxxx

which are dyed may i add
(<<<<<<sits back and waits for the torrent of abuse)
RUN!!! mad :x :x wink
Venusxxx
oooooooooooooh dear. smackbottom that was nasty
Quote by coolpants
thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.

Erm excuse me but I get on so damn well with th folks on here and have done for a while. I have had no problem what so ever regarding people being streotypical of my age and I am only 18 rolleyes
Quote by HungryP
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!

I OBJECT TO THIS COMMENT! I'm from oop north and I am NOT a good girl lol :twisted:
Good point MQ!!!!!!
I am not a good girl!!!!! rolleyes
Quite, I think you need a good seeing.. I mean telling off biggrin wink
Is that an offer? :twisted:
Quote by MQ
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!

I OBJECT TO THIS COMMENT! I'm from oop north and I am NOT a good girl lol :twisted:
Good point MQ!!!!!!
I am not a good girl!!!!! rolleyes
Aint nothing warm about me right now!!!! My fingers are about to drop off and me nipples :shock: well ill leave you to ponder :twisted:
Quote by northwest-cpl
This joke has just been told in the chat room and when a couple of people said it was offensive the teller was defended by several of the regulars in there.
" santa flying over thailand on christmas eve, he looks down and sees all the people waiting for him,,, he turns to his head elf and says,,, im just so tired what am i going to give all those people for christmas, the elf thinks about it and says,,,,, dont worry santa, just give them a wave that will be enough !!!!!!! Bad i know
gets ready for the abuse !!! "
The joke seemed bad enough, but some people's defence of it on the grounds of "humour" seemed even worse.
Is it me????

D'you know what, Mr Naughty's "best mate" comes down every weekend with even more sick jokes about what happened to the poor buggers in Asia!!!!! I'm kinda getting fed up with it now coz I bet they wouldnt be makin jokes up if it were to happen to us!!!!! :censored:
wave darlin'
Hope you have a great time in the forums, cant tell you much about down south though. I'm up in Bonny Scotland. or should that be almost permanently crappy weather scotland lol
Anyway, sit back and enjoy :twisted:
Vicky xx
p.s. :welcome:
Quote by MQ
I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

YES!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I like your style!!!!! :twisted: