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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by ant140
I heard a country and western song called "Hey son, Dont touch your sister she's mine"
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Kevin Bloody Wilson by any chance???
It installs something to your computer called Java but your better to have java on your computer anyway. In my view anyway.
V xxxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Satin can take a fist, but won't admit it..... then again, I have evidence to prove it
wink
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Quote by SunBunny

I'm not kinky, I'm a vegetarian wink :wink: :wink: :wink:

I don't think you actually have to eat the chicken to qualify...
surely it just involves stuffing it????
Indeed
is hurting from scrolling through all the threads today. I need to get used to using a different finger :shock: . Anyways...
In dentist language, whats a crown?????
V xxxxx
Quote by Scandal
erotic is sensual, sexy, teasing, makes you want to moan....hints at sex but is not porn.
kinky is just dirty, and if your granny saw it her wig would fall off.

So you mean like erotic is like supporting Man City whereas kinky is actually going to all their games? wink
I'll show you what they both are if you like :wink:
Quote by sparky230
Gen answer on Fire Course I once Taught.
Q What Steps do you take in event of fire.
A BLOODY BIG ONES.
Well it made laugh

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well, psuedo...
You may have been better off doing an inroduction for your first post. Maybe sheding some light on yourself but hey, each to their own right???
Quote by Rainbows
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Oh, c'mere you sexy little minx. Lemme show ya what a few years does to a lil kitten... I wanna give you a guided tour of my curves and bumps.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: yay, santa may have came a bit late for me but Im f*ckin grateful :twisted:
Raimnbows comes dashing in and asks if she can play too please pleeeese PLEASE!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
ooooh, come along rainbow :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol

I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

Go and clear some fucking tables!
:shock: bully
:lol:
Quote by Perforated_cat
And just think, these are the photos that are fit to show in public!!!
When is the next one? wink

:shock: the mind boggles
Quote by mal609
You see, that's how all parties should be :twisted: :twisted: !!
Well done guys, great pics!
Mal
wink

If thats how every party would be then invitations for my birthday party are on their way. :twisted:
Quote by Reese
I'll be a prize but I cant enter because I dont have a clue about how to make moving avatars. I'll stick with my legs in my wee box. :!:

Aww, damn! That means Vix & I can't win you. :cry:
Would you be willing to make any special concessions for the judges?! :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
:twisted: for you and the luverly Vix, anything!!! passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Quote by JQL
I'll be a prize but I cant enter because I dont have a clue about how to make moving avatars. I'll stick with my legs in my wee box. :!:

Wooo, Wooo what a prize!!
Was that sarcastic excitment or were you being serious?
I'll be a prize but I cant enter because I dont have a clue about how to make moving avatars. I'll stick with my legs in my wee box. :!:
Quote by cool4catz
The only time I ever tried 'Baiting' I got a fish hook through my thumb. I fly fish nowadays.

That can't be much of a pastime, they don't fly very far.
lol oh dear. I had a fish hook get caught in me arm once!!! It was so bloody sore but Mr Naughty kindly removed it and left a nasty cut :cry:
Quote by Silk and Big G
I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

YES!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I like your style!!!!! :twisted:
Have you been cutting pictures out of Freemans the catalogue again ! ?
rotflmao its ryan from the o.c. Although freemans have a few cute models too :twisted: