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Quote by Tania
Glaswegian most definitely!
Or French if we are talking European Community regions...
Italian is nice but in a hillarious way; not sexy at all.
Then comes my accent...sets men afire! :lickface:

I'm from Scotland and I have to say the Glaswegian accent drives me nuts. Its the most annoying accent around and most of the words you cant even understand,lol.
I personally like a foreign accent like her out of casualty. Can remember where shes from but I just love the way the words roll of her tongue :twisted:
Quote by KEITH_MOON
Hi All
Just thought I would post to say hi to everyone on the forum.
Im new to this so just thought a friendly introduction would be the best icebreaker.
Hope you are all having a good Friday
Phil

wave Welcome to the forum
Have fun
Vicky x
Quote by bikerdave
well i had no takers who wanted to be my other half for a night .apart from tannia who i think lives to far away to come and hold my hand .but thank you anyway i will send photo i will go and pay the membershipand entrance fee. and most prob shit myself . and that will put me of for life so heres to it.i might go this weekend be totally confused and leave shitting myself .but on other hand i might love it .anyway wish me luck.
so if you go to a swingin club this weekend. and see a bloke in the corner shittin himself please say hello.
thanks onward and upward . :shock:

Well, Im sorry to say sweetie but if I were to see a guy in the cprner shitting himself Id probably run in the opposite direction because for starters there wouldnt be much of a good aroma around, and seeing a guy squatting like that wouldnt be too attractive i wouldnt think,lol.
Quote by Shloppy
C'mon folks it's almost the weekend yu should be feeling full of the joys of weekend-hood. To those that are down a big hug passionkiss from me.

kiss
Quote by Alex_Female
I have lived in my current house for over 4 years now and since the day I moved in, I have received nothing but verbal abuse, vandalism and hassle, all because I don't fit in with my next door neighbours.
I live in a semi-detached house and we share an adjoining wall. The situation flares up when the parents get pissed and let the children join in their drinking habits, which happens more over the lighter nights than in the winter.
On Saturday night I had to phone the police because of one their children were throwing wooden slats at the windows. My children were terrified and nearly in tears. If I had gone out to confront them (which I have done on previous occassions), it would of resulted in a slanging match which would of upset my children further). The police arrived 3pm the next day and warned the neighbours of their behaviour. They of course take no notice, laugh in their faces and the situation doesn't change. When I had gone outside the next day, the wooden slats were in my garden, along with pieces of my fence and they had smashed bottles on my path.
The above incident is like a drop in the ocean in the behaviour that I have had to endure from them. When I have spoke to the parents on previous occassions and asked to resolve the issues and when speaking to them, they can't see a problem in their childrens behaviour. It like the lights are on but nobody is at home.
As a student, I unfortunately can't get a mortgage until my studies are finished, so my options at the moment are limited. I rent my house from my local council and have looked into a house swap, but probably wont happen because who would move into a house that has problem neighbours?
I have started to write down their undesirable behaviour on a log sheet in the hope that the police/council will do something about them.
I believe I am a strong, independent person, but their behaviour has and is having a negative effect on my life.
Any suggestions?

If the council isnt doing anything about this then they are of course breaking laws!!! I saw tony blair on GMTV the other morning and a woman had asked him why she had to put up with yobs terrorising her and the coucil were refusing flat out to do anything about it. In reply to this he said he cant handle every single situatiom but clearly the coucil are in the wrong and something should be done about this so i think you should try something higher than the coucil, Perhaps your local councillor. We were having alot of bother with alcoholic neighbours with kids who were theiving little toerags and extremely loud, viscious dogs. We went to the coucil may many times and they kept fending us off with excuse after excuse. In the end we went to our local councillor(who hapens to be Mr Naughty's mums brother in law) and a month later we had a new neighbour who doesnt make a peep. Hope this helps.
Well I feel so crappy right now. I just feel like crying right now but I cant cause I have visitors coming soon and I dont wanna look like a panda when the door goes! :cry:
Well I suppose we can all be miserable together,lol.
Quote by freckledbird
This particular question has come from a recent exchange of words.
Just wondered what people's reaction would be if a gay couple turned up at a munch?
Would anyone be put off if a gay couple put themselves on the guest list?
We all know that munches are social and non-threatening events. I'm inclined to think that if a lesbian couple attended a munch, there would be many couples who would stand and chat with them (either just being friendly or trying to 'pull' them). Just made me wonder if the same people would be as inclined to chat with a male gay couple?
I know we'd chat to either, just as we would with anyone else there.
Please don't anyone be offended by this, it really is a genuine question and not meant to be divisive in any way. If you'd rather not post in the forum but want to say something then pm me by all means, it will stay in pm.
Bev
xx

Hey
I dont believe it would bother me at all if a gay couple were to attend a minch I was at. I would chat to them without hesitation. Just because they are gay it doesnt mean they need to be treated like lepers!!!
Vicky xx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I wouldnt waste my time nor energy on someone i couldnt detest or if they detested me. Im very picky, only the best get selected! lol

rolleyes whatever
:twisted:
Morning all,
I bought one of theser azors for Mr Naughty not long after it came out and I think they have a great effect. Well worth the money I'd say!
Quote by MikeyMann
On top of a mountain.

Ooh, I'd love to do it up a mountainI did it in an Alpine mountaineering hut once - with about 20 other people in the same room all on two long beds - we had to be very quiet!
oooooooo, I love doing things like that! Shagging when others in the room and trying not to get caught.
Quote by VenusnMars
You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad :x :x :x
Venusxxx

confused
Quote by davej
there ya go...........
Bloody hell dave , you found that that quick!!!! :shock:
Just luck....not the sort of thing I would have looked into before you understand redface
Quote by MikeyMann
My first full (penetrative) sex was in a VW Campervan. It belonged to her father and was parked in his garage at the time!
Where did you first have sex?

I first had sex in my boyfriends bed. rolleyes
I'm with Blue. Go to the guys and get a shag then, tell him you need to go check on your pussy. cool . Then go round to the girls house and have a few deep and meaningful conversations and the pussy is in the bag for future fun
Quote by ant140
I have....Ive got most of his material....
check this out
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers for that ant!!!! passionkiss
Quote by VenusnMars
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16661.html wink
Venusxxx

I love that feckin song!!!!
Quote by ant140
he also as a song called "Do you fuck on first dates"....
One of his better ones
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:

lol, have you heard the "ho ho fucking ho" one?
Quote by mark_nwest
Mark
Have a good time and plenty of
:twisted:
Vicky xxx

Thats what im hoping for babe, wish me luck... im gonna need it on here biggrin
:P