Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
having sex
would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
would
start toring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
the
ice cream truck hadn't come along."
I had this one stored in one of my folders. Cant remeber where I got it!
Not the best introductory post but still
Hi and Welcome
E45???
I have started using this because the skin on my forehead and nose have went very very dry recently!!!
I can move the taskbar but everything is staying sideways. All the icons abd everything. :cry:
Yep, many times already. Jesus I hate these bloody things!!!!!
rebooting???? Isnt that wiping your computer of everything???? I've tried restarting it but that didnt sort it. :cry:
Ive just spent a bloodt fortune on this damn thing!!!
OK, I was browsing the net when suddenly my screen switched sides. My icons are along the bottom and my task bar is up the right hand side. I have no idea how it happened and no idea how to fix it. My screen is literally round the wrong way.
Im am typing sideways at the moment and it is rather painful on my neck.
Anybody know how to fix it????
Does anyone know if its true that cold teabags are good for taking the dark rings under your eyes away. Was told to try it but I'm not sure if the person who told me was taking the mick.
I have these disgusting looking dark rings under my eyes and they make me look as if Ive been out boozing all weekend and I really want to get rid of them.
If the teabag thing isnt true does anyone have any idea as to how to get rid of them apart from cucumber???
Cheers
Vicky xx
Has anyone heard of a band called Bad English???
Well they have a fab song called When I see You Smile which I adore
Also Amazed by Lonestar
And Killing Me Softly
I think freckles are cute although I hate it during the hot wether because I get a freckle break out on my nose and the top of my cheeks which I find rather odd because I never ever had freckles when I was a kid.
In here I am lil_miz_naughty_0204 and in the chat room I am miss_vicky bu tI rarely go in there because of the reason Vix already mentioned. Its allt oo fast for me with too many people pming me at once
Vicky x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIX
HAVE A GOOD ONE
XXXXXXXXX
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