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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Over 90 days ago
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Fruity I know how you feel sweetie. Never mind eh. Maybe one day they'll start seeing what it actually says instead of what they want it to say
Why dont you go as a Grecian or something. Or as someone already said go as a roman by using a white sheet round your body. Thats a good idea.
Listen I dont mean to sound bitchy and I dont run this site but why dont you try putting all your jokes in the one thread instead of cluttering up the forum by putting a new thread in for every joke.
Just a suggestion
Right mister
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Quote by Guy4Gals&Guys
1) 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something

I got my head stuck in a metal fence at my aunts a few days ago trying to get a ball for my cousin redface . It was incredibly painful pulling ti back out and we thought the fire brigade were going to have to get called because notihng was helping.
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
I did wonder if he was being towed at first, then i noticed the sure giveaway, driver had a flat cap on!!

Took me a couple of reads then confused Thought you said the driver had a 'cat flap' on :shock: Which would have been very worrying :?
Tis early morning :? thats my excuse :?
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
My facilities are always open for any of you should you be near but if you have a hairy back dont expect a back rub. I have a phobia of hairy backs.
Quote by freckledbird
wave sexy king arthur
:welcome: to our humble forum
Hope you settle in well and enjoy yourself
Vix xx
P.S is that your body??? :P

rolleyes :roll: Vicky he's only just arrived and you're already jumping on him, poor man.
So, Arthur, is it you then? :twisted:
:twisted: I'll jump on you too
wave sexy king arthur
:welcome: to our humble forum
Hope you settle in well and enjoy yourself
Vix xx
P.S is that your body??? :P
Mines would be...
Sean Bean (what a daft name)
Russel Crowe
Ryan from The OC
Mike from Desperate Housewives
Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt
Noah Wyle (is that how you spell it?)
Julian Mcmahon (Cole from Charmed)
But as far as having females would go itd have to be:
Alyssa Milano
Rose McGowan
Holie Marie Combs
Anastacia
Quote by Tania
I suppose it would surprise you to learn that there are men out there seeking fart torture... yes... they do! Give them a head lock with your legs, cover them with the duvet and let the fun begin! lol

:shock: :uhoh: :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:
I qualify, particularly the chocolate and crisps which isnt good...
And perhaps a wee bit wine too
So, can I play too, can I?
Well princess it all depends on how you want to start. In my opinion it;d be better to start of privately with a female or couple etc rather than jump right into the deep end and go to a party. Just the way we chose to do it but people are different and like different things.
But on the other hand you could go to a party and not join in the first time, just sort of watch and if you like the look of things then go back a second time and perhaps try it.
Either way youdont have to do anything you dont want to do so it all depends on what youd like to do first really.
Vicky xx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I like Terri Hatcher. Shes just so human and approachable and gorgeous!
Mr GHC

Im with you there, I think shes fab! Desperate housewives is the best programme on telly the now I think. Never missed it since it started. Does everyone else watch it on E4 or are you a week behind and on C4.
Quote by luv2lick
mm the smell of Paris by Yves Saint Laurent... sprayed on a navel that you are slowly kissing your way down........
redface

horny bugger
Quote by hornyred and dino
dino calls mine Flower and i call his jerry , it all stems from an episode of Jerry Springer , a long story , dont ask confused
<<<<<<<<<<<<< P.S ,does anyone like my yew tree ???

Of course, thats a lovely yew tree yew have there lol
rolleyes
well theres this afeter shave called Cool Waters Deep and another called Joop and the new La Coste one for men that really really do it for me. Especially the Deep one, it is fab. I bought Mr Naughty all these at xmas for stocking fillers and Ive found myself using the Cool Waters Deep when Im going out,lol. :shock: . Ill need to try and avoid that coz im getting funny looks now
Thanks very much shambolic!!!
We just recently got a new graphics card fitted. Is there any chance it could have been that do you know?
Vicky xx