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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by luv2lick
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!

I believe it is all to do with the pressure of a full bladder.
:shock:
Really? Is that why men wake up with hard ons?
And there was me thinkin Mr Naughty had been having dirty dreams about me confused
Yep, but I guess that sleeping beside a sex kitten contributes too
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Oh you wee charmer passionkiss
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by MrFC
In my experience if you went into a pub and started a conversation and somebody didn't agree with you......
A massive fight would break out, somebody would have a bottle smashed over their head a dozen people would converge on a singleton and beat the living crap out of him :cry:
Sorry that's today's society....The real world

I gotta agree with you there MrFC, sadly. My big brother was leaving work a good few months ago and for no reason at all a bunch of yobs attacked him. He was generally OK apart from a few scrapes but he was very angry about it all. It is ridiculous. mad
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by sartois

Well I am in the Armed Forces...
...and like to play with my weapon at every opportunity...
...I clean it every day and give it functional tests to make sure it shoots okay...
Men in uniform anyone?

Give me a man in uniform anyday :twisted: :P :twisted:
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by luv2lick
Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
Tease!! :twisted:
:P naturally
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by Night_shift
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!

I believe it is all to do with the pressure of a full bladder.
:shock:
Really? Is that why men wake up with hard ons?
And there was me thinkin Mr Naughty had been having dirty dreams about me confused
Yep, but I guess that sleeping beside a sex kitten contributes too
wink
Oh you wee charmer passionkiss
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by Night_shift
Hungover from a beer festival lastnight, woke up with a hard on and not got rid of it yet. Still working on that now!!

I believe it is all to do with the pressure of a full bladder.
:shock:
Really? Is that why men wake up with hard ons?
And there was me thinkin Mr Naughty had been having dirty dreams about me confused
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by luv2lick
Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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I dont have the energy to go out tonight more than anything else. All I seem to want to do just now is sleep and sleep and sleep!!!!
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by Mr Naughty
Hi all...
I've just registered so I thought Id pop in and say hi. Incase you cant tell from the name I'm lil_miz_naughty's worse half sad . Well, I hope to get to know some of you and I'm sure your all very welcoming. I'm assuming this because trying to get miss naughty away from the computer these days is mission bloody impossible.
She's away having her tea so I thought Id grab a few minutes to register. Hope to chat to some of you soon.
Stu

I'll be having my tea at the computer desk next time ya bugger smackbottom
You should have just said if you wanted to come on for a wee while
I would have said no flipa kiss
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by onlyher
hiya all
iam off work sick at the mo. but when iam working iam a carer for old people!!
i have a sort spot for old people! smile

Maybe you should see a doctor about that sort spot.
J/K. I know what you meant
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Havent got a scooby but Mr Naughty had £9 in hsi mobile last night and he got sent a text and now hes got 4 pence so I had to phone Tmobile this morning and they said they couldnt do anything. I was bloody raging!!! So he has to top his phone up so he can text stop to some damn number. rolleyes
P.S what a cracking avatar :twisted: :P :twisted:
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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I would buy Puiz Buin fake tan(£15), La Coste perfume(£35), make up (£50, I always buy the expensive stuff), A nice mini(£40), cleavage revealing top(£35 also), Knee High boots woth a 4 inch heel(£80), sexy new undies(£50), Get my hair done(£100), Get my nails done(£25), get a wax(£35), then I would get a new necklace with the change biggrin
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by da69ve
Do you know that Rowntrees are also changing the shape of smarties tubes...and...shock...horror....
getting rid of the letter inside the lid :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Still don't know to this day why there was a letter in there!
I used to collect them and make my name out of them biggrin
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Incase those of you who have an XBOX dont know, there has ben a warning issued that if your xbox was made before January 2004 you have to place an oreder via phone to get a free cable because the one fitted is setting everyones houses on fire.
V x
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by jiggle
few more
i'd ask tommy cooper.. whats it feel like ti die on stage!!!
the guy from Saving private ryan that get shot after taking his helmet off in the first few sences ??? why???

I hate to break it to you darling but Saving Private Ryan was a movie, it wasnt real. The people you saw getting shot were just actors.
are they.... i thought it was one of those fly on the wall docusoaps!! .
i'm gald ya told me lilmiz!! i owe ya one for that xxx
See, I am such a nice person lol
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by jiggle
few more
i'd ask tommy cooper.. whats it feel like ti die on stage!!!
the guy from Saving private ryan that get shot after taking his helmet off in the first few sences ??? why???

I hate to break it to you darling but Saving Private Ryan was a movie, it wasnt real. The people you saw getting shot were just actors.
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