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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Over 90 days ago
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biggrin I have an extensive wardrobe if anyone needs to borrow anything. As for somewhere to sleep we have a kingsize bed :P :twisted:
Sorry, no theres always room at ours if someone cant afford a hotel or whatever
Hope this helps
Quote by Scandal
I have two topics up my sleeve today!
No! Three! I just remembered the other one! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

I've got a KitKat, Tuna Sarnies and an apple. :smug:
MMMmmmmmmmmm Tuna sarnies. Can I have a bit of yours?
Quote by Mr Naughty
lol :lol:
A mathematician who cant do sums here biggrin

What are you doing in here???? Shouldnt you be working? confused
smackbottom poke :kick:
Quote by Libra-Love
She was in touch with my sister and knew where I was. I really don't think she was too worried about me

:violin:
:laughabove:
I see your feeling sorry for him then lol
Oh, I thought Herpies was something you contracted from someone through sexual intercourse redface
Ignore me. I havent had much sleep lately
Quote by PoloLady
I'm really not trying to make excuses and yes, most of you are right - I should have told her.
I'm not perfect, I know and believe it or not, I did feel guilty for a long time. I'm not even complaining about her selling OUR flat and buggering off with the money

You don't even know whether she got any money.
Have you considered that she might have been unable to work or get an income due to being so worried about you? That it may have caused her to be ill. That she may have sold the flat because of debt?
Or did your guilt only include the financial cost of your actions onto yourself?
Completely right. She may have developed depression as a result of you leaving and not returning. Depression is an incredibly nasty illness which can ruin your life and cause you to be unable to work and so she used the money to survive on. I know Id certainly be very depressed if I hadnt heard from my husband in such a long time. rolleyes
It sounds to me like you dont have your priorities in life sorted and you are an incredibly selfish man. You ran off and left the lady and all you have to say is "Im not even bothered that she sold our flat and buggered off woth the moeny". The least you cuold do is leave her with something. You must have ruined her life!
Quote by westerross
There is an awful lot of navel gazing goin' on at the moment. Who thinks what, about which category of person? Speaking as an inveterate analyser (just ask a few people around here rolleyes ) I just don't think it's too healthy.
So. With a week of cold weather forecast and the prospect of us all being snowed in, what activities would you like to fall back on to keep the winter chills at bay.
For me it would be mulled wine, an open fire, no interruptions and 5 hours of Tantric sex.
If anyone says rolling around in the snow switching eachother with hazel twigs I want to come and see it.

That sounds like bliss.
A nice cosy cabin in the hills with a blazing open fire :inlove:
Quote by hornystockportgirl
my boyfriend suffers with them, he swears by zovirax.
Once you have the herpies virus your stuck with it for life. They tend to come up when he's stressed from work or if i'm stressing him out, also hot weather brings his out. So your best having a nice bath (not hot might bring it out more) and relaxing.
And most important DONT kiss anyone it will spread the virus.
Hope it clears up soon hun. :therethere:

Isnt that an STD?
Look, I dont know anything about what went on in your marriage for you to want to leave her but I do know that you should have at least had the decency to let her know that you werent inteding on coming back. Maybe you didnt know this but alot of people have trouble moving on with their lives when they dont have yourself in her situation. How would you feel if she had said to you she'd be back soon and hadnt returned? Wouldnt you feel like a fool? Wouldnt you want closure? An explanation?
I dont think much of most men as it is due to a violent father but its people like you who give a bad name to the few good men left out there.
I am soooo pissed off now mad
Well someone is meant to buyyou a purse then put a 50 pence piece in it for you so that you dont get bad luck. My mum bought me a winnie the pooh one and stuck 50 pence in it and told me you can never spend it. rolleyes . The 50 pence was gone soon after. redface
Quote by PoloLady
Daytime/Work bag:
Purse – now I have bought a new one (since some thieving bastard pick-pocketed my last one)
Credit cards
Debit cards
Cash
Loose change in a side pocket
2 pens
2 retractable pencils
1 highlighter pen
1 calculator
Mobile phone
Mobile phone wired ear-piece
Mobile phone wireless ear-piece
2 condoms – hey you never know!
1 doo-dah thingy that opens out into a pair of pliers, screwdrivers, knife, nail file, etc
Electronic security access badge
1 ID badge
Appointment diary
3 lighters
Mini emergency sewing kit
2 shoeshine wipes
2 lip balm sticks
Car keys (work car) + house keys + bottle opener key ring + one of those tiny Tesco club cards
Car keys (other car)
6 first class stamps
USB memory stick
1 mini stapler
Post-it note pad
The remote control to a fart machine (I wonder where I left the fart machine?)
And the compulsory packet of Polo’s

Polo its bad luck to buy yourself a purse!!! So I'm told anyway.
Quote by hornystockportgirl
1 transformer

Isnt this your van for work, Your not surpose to take your toys!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
What do you keep in your handbag?
I was just cleaning out my handbag of all the crap: sweetie wrappers, receipts etc and I couldnt belive the amount of junk I have in it. In the bag I usually carry round with me there was :
My hairbrush
Purse
A bus ticket
A calculator dunno
2 clasps
A packet of kerby grips
A penguin bar
A bobble
Loose change hanging round the bottom
A dog biscuit
A pen
A note book
Hair Spray
Body Spray
Perfume
My make up bag:
Lip Gloss
Eye shadow palette
Blusher
Skin softner
Tinted moisturiser
Mascara(Brown and Black)
Blemish Stick
Eye lash curlers
Eye liner
Lip liner
Eyebow pencil
:shock:
Quote by fun4acouple
does being a Bi- virgin count?

im sure this genuine bi virgin would http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-229379.html
Sounds very suspect to me.. a bit like - "penis enlargement tablets" - a scam.
wow do they do them where can i buy some for my man ?
He cant be that bad surely?
Quote by HungryP
Welcome mate - I'd change her password and lock her out of the PC lol

Are you kidding??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
She'd kill me. Even worse, Starve me of sex confused
rolleyes Doh, what a hard life! I hate you, green-eyed with envy. I just hope that Lil_Miz leaves biscuit crumbs in the bed or something to make me slightly less jealous..... :shock: wink
Have fun Stu, as I'm sure you will in this nut house. biggrin
Yep, crumbs in the bed. I eat my toast in bed on his side :twisted: