Quote by drawist
Final solution don't wear clothing
Yep, this is your best option

Quote by PoloLady
I'm really not trying to make excuses and yes, most of you are right - I should have told her.
I'm not perfect, I know and believe it or not, I did feel guilty for a long time. I'm not even complaining about her selling OUR flat and buggering off with the money
Quote by westerross
There is an awful lot of navel gazing goin' on at the moment. Who thinks what, about which category of person? Speaking as an inveterate analyser (just ask a few people around here) I just don't think it's too healthy.
So. With a week of cold weather forecast and the prospect of us all being snowed in, what activities would you like to fall back on to keep the winter chills at bay.
For me it would be mulled wine, an open fire, no interruptions and 5 hours of Tantric sex.
If anyone says rolling around in the snow switching eachother with hazel twigs I want to come and see it.
Quote by hornystockportgirl
my boyfriend suffers with them, he swears by zovirax.
Once you have the herpies virus your stuck with it for life. They tend to come up when he's stressed from work or if i'm stressing him out, also hot weather brings his out. So your best having a nice bath (not hot might bring it out more) and relaxing.
And most important DONT kiss anyone it will spread the virus.
Hope it clears up soon hun. :therethere:
Quote by PoloLady
Daytime/Work bag:
Purse – now I have bought a new one (since some thieving bastard pick-pocketed my last one)
Credit cards
Debit cards
Cash
Loose change in a side pocket
2 pens
2 retractable pencils
1 highlighter pen
1 calculator
Mobile phone
Mobile phone wired ear-piece
Mobile phone wireless ear-piece
2 condoms – hey you never know!
1 doo-dah thingy that opens out into a pair of pliers, screwdrivers, knife, nail file, etc
Electronic security access badge
1 ID badge
Appointment diary
3 lighters
Mini emergency sewing kit
2 shoeshine wipes
2 lip balm sticks
Car keys (work car) + house keys + bottle opener key ring + one of those tiny Tesco club cards
Car keys (other car)
6 first class stamps
USB memory stick
1 mini stapler
Post-it note pad
The remote control to a fart machine (I wonder where I left the fart machine?)
And the compulsory packet of Polo’s
Quote by fun4acouple
does being a Bi- virgin count?
Quote by HungryP
Welcome mate - I'd change her password and lock her out of the PC