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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Over 90 days ago
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They do ask you to enter random text but that cant sort out fakes from genuine people. I think putting up with fake ads etc is something people are just going to have to learn to put up with, like it or lump it.
There are always going to be sad people with nothing better to do in their pathetic lives than try to trick people into thinking they are cpls/bi fems/males etc and its just the way the world is.
Vicky xx
There are always going to be sad people with nothing better to do in their pathetic lives than try to trick people into thinking they are cpls/bi fems/males etc and its just the way the world is.
Vicky xx
dont suppose you pass scotland on the way to Manchester???
Quote by mace173
very funny that lucy
heres on for you.
Bob goes into a public toilet and sees another man standing at the next urinal he also notices the guy stood next to him has no arms.
As Bob is about to leave the man asks if he could help him take a leak.
Being a kind soul Bob agrees to help.
The man asks "can you undo my zip for me?"
Bob says, "ok."
Then the man asks "can you pull it out for me?"
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps and the stench is terrible.
Then the guy asks bob to put it back for him.
Bob shakes it for him and puts it back in the guys trousers.
"Thanks for that" said the man "i really appreciate it"
Bob says " no problem, but what the hell is wrong with it?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirts and says " I dont know but i aint touching it.
:uhoh: funny but gross
Quote by lucyslovely
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."
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Quote by JagsDone that -
The right to post on SH for a night?
- didn't bother me a bit! - :rude: to Jags (dare you! :twisted: 
)lhk
Kat
:shock: Oh my!
He's only saying that cos he's going out for the day and if I deactivate him (AGAIN!) it won't matter. I bet if he was standing next to me he won't be so bold!!
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men Quote by Scandal
Yesterdays bread knife.
At the risk of making a fool of my self Re-Lapse, can I just ask if it is normal to have a new bread Knife each day. I normally change my bread knife every few weeks when I get a new toothbrush. Doesn't it work out quite expensive to use a new one each day or can you get disposable ones now?
:rotflmao: First of all I'm sorry to hear about your friends accident.
If I was in your shoes then I would wait till she asks the right sort of questions, unless she says "I want to know everything, good and bad."
She may have wanted forget these things but they could be crucial in getting her memory back. Going over anything that happened in her past could trigger her memory!!! You get me??
What do I know
If I was in your shoes then I would wait till she asks the right sort of questions, unless she says "I want to know everything, good and bad."
She may have wanted forget these things but they could be crucial in getting her memory back. Going over anything that happened in her past could trigger her memory!!! You get me??
What do I know 
